Would you....

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

1) Sleep with your mum to save your dad's life?

2) Rather drink a glass of vomit or a glass of runny poo

3) Sell your anal virginity (presuming you havent already) and if so, what would be your price?

 

Conversation starting time...

[CabbageFace]

1) Done

2) Drunk my vomit already, what a fun night that wasnt, ended up in hospital from drinking to much booze and my own vomit.

3) 1p

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Danielle Lloyd or Gemma Atkinson?

 

[OldNick]

Danielle Lloyd or Gemma Atkinson?

 

Gemma she is luverly compared to LLoyd who is tarnished goods

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Im more inclined to go for Danielle. SHe is more in proportion than Gemma. She shouldnt of had her tatty boogles done, as they were big anyway!

 

That said, I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted!

[OldNick]

Im more inclined to go for Danielle. SHe is more in proportion than Gemma. She shouldnt of had her tatty boogles done, as they were big anyway!

 

That said, I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted!

Of the 2 Gemma is the best to my eyes. I would prefer some of the other Hollyoaks girls Sarah Dunn being a nice one and I would love to get in the back of Mercedes.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

i would love to get in the back of mercedes.

 

aids!

[saints_is_the_south]

Danielle Lloyd or Gemma Atkinson?

 

 

Tbf i wouldn't be too fussy but if it came down to it i'd go with Danielle.

[CabbageFace]

Neither, they are women, women = pointless, thick, ***ts.

 

Just stay single and have sexy time with hookers.

[scott_saints]

Neither, they are women, women = pointless, thick, ***ts.

 

Just stay single and have sexy time with hookers.

'tis true. We'd all be gheyers if they didn't happen to look good.

[CabbageFace]

I really do find women so so so thick, they are moron's.

 

They are thick enough to sleep with me, this therefore verifies my point.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I really do find women so so so thick, they are moron's.

 

They are thick enough to sleep with me, this therefore verifies my point.

 

What happened to the girl you pulled the superman act infront of? The one you were trying to impress by staving off the attack of the students?

 

Did she gobble on your lunch meat?

[Deppo]

I'd rather sleep with I'm No Sinner than Danielle Lloyd. Repugnant.

[saint_stevo]

My standards are limited.

 

But if i had to choose i'd go with Atkinson, i remember picking her out as Lisa Hunter in hollyoaks when she went out with some goth spacker and cut herself a lot.

 

So for posterity (sp) her.

 

As for Lloyd, still would

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I'd rather sleep with I'm No Sinner than Danielle Lloyd. Repugnant.

 

Is that an offer?