Turkish Delight

[Dog]

Bloody horrible!

 

Some old slapper has just got back from Turkey, walking like John Wayne she came into the office and plonked a box of mixed nut turkish delight with coconut sprinklings on my desk.

 

After trying the first piece I choked on the coconut sprinklings until a piece actually came out of my tear duct. I have got a nut stuck in my throat like a gold watch after a dose of the flu.

 

The box is now in the bin, on fire, and the bow-legged tart has been sent down to the petrol station for a bar of proper Fry's Turkish Delight, not that foriegn sh!t !!

 

[saint_stevo]

I am recently back from Turkey.

 

I also bought some turkish delight and my office folk enjoyed it.............no nuts though........

 

Walking like john wayne ya say, maybe i met her.....

[OldNick]

I agree you can't beat Fry's stuff. The rubbish covered in icing sugar is horrible.

[OldNick]

 

Walking like john wayne ya say, maybe i met her.....

Are you sure? he didn't say she was of poor eyesight

[dune]

I'm off to Turkey a week on Saturday and don't mind the odd bit of the stuff that they coat in icing sugar. Not a big fan though but compared to the other foreign muck they serve such as Kebabs it's edible.

[thesaint sfc]

Our stuff is much better than their sh*t. Theirs tastes like it's been left in the sun for a year.

[BadgerBadger]

Proper Turkish Delight is nice, that pink shiny sh1t in chocolate is wnak