equalizer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 ...this guy! http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3721032.Help_me_to_find_my_dream_girl_____Ugly_Betty/ dreaming about women is about as close as he's going to get me thinks!! Oh and he draws like a 5 year old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Ugly guy seeks ugly girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 'Despite his scetch being a little basic' made me lol, as well as the comments at the bottom of the article! Seriously, what a muppet. His 'mates' have handed out leaflets they spent £300 doing in London & Pompey. I bet they are not his mates and just taking the peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Found the site. what a tw*t... http://www.thegirlofmydreams.co.uk/story.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 or this 'woman' http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”. The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch. They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit. Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Extract from the site I was shopping in Superdrug for some new razors when from out of nowhere I saw a man stagger from behind the tampons and bite an elderly woman on the neck. Why she was stood by the tampons at her age, I'll never know. However, that doesn't excuse his actions and I went to investigate. As I began walking towards him I saw a hoard of no less than a dozen people lumbering toward me. Now I'm no fool, I've seen Dawn of the Dead, I've seen 28 Days Later and I've seen Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' enough times to realise that I was encountering the living dead. Before they got any closer I had hurdled the Colgate and burst through the fire exit in true Bruce Willis fashion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 This is the best site ever! Regrettably I managed to throttle a small child in the process after mistaking him for a zombie. Looking back I think he was just having a fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 or this 'woman' http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”. The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch. They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit. Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks. Wow, she purdy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 He will get some fit women now, fair play to him, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 This bloke is either a complete freak or an absolute genuis! He comes from teh Isle of Wight so I think that may answer the question, but what better way of pulling a stunner than doing this. there is even a face book group. http://www.new.facebook.com/group.php?sid=6acdb4fa6be6c7266aae403ca07b4458&refurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.new.facebook.com%2Fs.php%3Fref%3Dsearch%26init%3Dq%26q%3Dgirl%2Bof%2Bmy%2Bdreams%26sid%3D6acdb4fa6be6c7266aae403ca07b4458&gid=62108920514 Sadder still, this is actually what he is doing full time, looking for her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 He will get some fit women now, fair play to him, Thats what Im thinking. I bet he didnt even have a dream, its just an genius way of getting women. Think about it, most women love things they cant have, and if they think this bloke is after the girl of his dreams and they dont resemble anything like the girl of his dreams, what better challenge?! Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 2 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I lol'd when he said, "I reached down the side of my bed and picked up a pad of lined note paper." Most w@nkers use kleenex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Check out the facebook group wall, there is a fugly girl on there with the surname 'Peed' who thinks its her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 2 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 2 October, 2008 or this 'woman' http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”. The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch. They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit. Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks. have to love their use of the word "plumped" in that article! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 or this 'woman' http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”. The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch. They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit. Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks. I bet she thought she had one over them by taking them to the papers. Jokes on her though as all the Sun are doing is taking the peace out of what a fat bint she is. I bet she claims to be 'big boned' or has a 'thyroid' problem too! LEAVE THE FAST FOOD ALONE YOU HEFFER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 2 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Thats what Im thinking. I bet he didnt even have a dream, its just an genius way of getting women. Think about it, most women love things they cant have, and if they think this bloke is after the girl of his dreams and they dont resemble anything like the girl of his dreams, what better challenge?! Genius! Sure he may get some woman, but I'd be surprised if he bags a looker, They will probably look like Olive from on the buses! Still if he manages to lose his virginity then good luck to him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 have to love their use of the word "plumped" in that article! and the use of 'fat chance' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 2 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 2 October, 2008 and the use of 'fat chance' and Hefty bill under her photo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 That pink streak in her hair certainly detracts the eye from her thigh-sized upper arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Christ, what a complete goon he looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I think this is one of my all time favourite threads, not necessarily the content of the thread itself, but what its based on. A bloke who wants to bang a girl he dreamt up and drew a picture that looks like something my cat could draw. And a super fat blimp who thought she was 'taking them to the papers' only to find that the paper has basically ripped into her for being a calorie chasing chubbeh! You couldnt write it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 2 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I think this is one of my all time favourite threads, not necessarily the content of the thread itself, but what its based on. A bloke who wants to bang a girl he dreamt up and drew a picture that looks like something my cat could draw. And a super fat blimp who thought she was 'taking them to the papers' only to find that the paper has basically ripped into her for being a calorie chasing chubbeh! You couldnt write it! Actually stick some rectangle shaped specs on the fatty and what do you get? Spooky!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 2 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 2 October, 2008 'Despite his scetch being a little basic' made me lol, as well as the comments at the bottom of the article! Seriously, what a muppet. His 'mates' have handed out leaflets they spent £300 doing in London & Pompey. I bet they are not his mates and just taking the peace That's £150 each then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Must be a slow news day if that is wrothy of a story: 'Student fantacises about ugly bint.' Mind you, if he is going to find her anywhere, it's Portsmouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I think this thread should be made into a sticky and can be updated when we find people who have done stupid things. Like this one for example... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081002/twl-pull-the-udder-one-mad-cow-jailed-41f21e0.html A US woman will spend the next month in prison after chasing terrified children through an Ohio town dressed as a cow. Michele Allen was hired to wear the outfit to promote a local "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown, but got drunk at work on the Saturday evening and caused chaos, chasing kids and bringing traffic to a halt. She also urinated in a nearby yard during her rampage, police said. Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders". The 32-year-old, who was wearing nothing underneath the costume, was forced to wear it in a cell over the weekend and for her first court appearance, when she pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct. She has been in trouble before and still owes $2,733 (£1,549) for an outstanding "failure to appear on a solicitation" charge. Middletown Municipal Court Judge Mark Wall said: "Michele is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Perhaps the spastic should just put an ad in the dating columns : "Nerdish geek,with 1970's taste in pullovers and hairstyle seeks real life Olive,from 'On the Buses',clone or look-a-like." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 2 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 2 October, 2008 Perhaps the spastic should just put an ad in the dating columns : "Nerdish geek,with 1970's taste in pullovers and hairstyle seeks real life Olive,from 'On the Buses',clone or look-a-like." PMSL :smt081 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 2 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 2 October, 2008 I think this thread should be made into a sticky and can be updated when we find people who have done stupid things. Like this one for example... http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081002/twl-pull-the-udder-one-mad-cow-jailed-41f21e0.html A US woman will spend the next month in prison after chasing terrified children through an Ohio town dressed as a cow. Michele Allen was hired to wear the outfit to promote a local "haunted trail" theme park in Middletown, but got drunk at work on the Saturday evening and caused chaos, chasing kids and bringing traffic to a halt. She also urinated in a nearby yard during her rampage, police said. Allen refused to calm down once taken to the local police station and according to police was yelling and challenging people to "suck her udders". The 32-year-old, who was wearing nothing underneath the costume, was forced to wear it in a cell over the weekend and for her first court appearance, when she pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct. She has been in trouble before and still owes $2,733 (£1,549) for an outstanding "failure to appear on a solicitation" charge. Middletown Municipal Court Judge Mark Wall said: "Michele is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least. I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 2 October, 2008 Share Posted 2 October, 2008 im_no_sinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 This certainly deserves to be in Golden Posts more than the pile of sh*te in there at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NY Saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Is it too late to nominate Sarah Palin as loser of the month? Utterly embarassing, a clueless hick with inappropriate experience and who appears out of her depth at every turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Stevo and his small exposed willeh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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