September Caption Competition

[trousers]

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[Toomer]

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Look at me I am Billy Big Bowlock

[MarkSFC]

You stick your left leg in, your right leg out, do the hokey cokey........…

[dubai_phil]

After rumours of alleged Marital issues, the cover up continues

[fish fingers]

Pardews hit man puts Fonte out of action

[Saint Garrett]

You've only got one ball..!

[beavis17]

With everything in place, Jose forgot the basic requirements of the nude charity calendar

[NorthamSteve]

Spot the ball.

[Teddy Nutkins]

Confusion reigns for "spot the ball", adjudicater.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Jose Fonte plays sh#t because Pardew sh#gged his wife. **

 

 

 

 

 

**probably not true.

[martel]

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Now you can call me a pawn broker

[Saint Billy]

Fonte has enough of Rochdales pre match syncronised dance routine.

[Dibden Purlieu Saint]

Ghost tells 3 footballers that Pardews been doing their wives...

[dubai_phil]

Ghost tells 3 footballers that Pardews been doing their wives...

 

Hehehe

 

You could almost see AP photoshopped into that picture can't you. Fonte's boot in the exact right spot!

[Saint Fan CaM]

Fonte demonstrates how hard he is by exhibiting how to trap a ball using just one's genitals. "It's taken years of practice and dedication" he later commented.

[Bakovnetski]

The trick is to always go in hard.

[Crispypie]

Fonte drops a bo**ick at the Strictly come dancing audition

[Raging Bull]

Ghost tells 3 footballers that Pardews been doing their wives...

 

genius!

[SO16_Saint]

Go hard or go home

[Right sider]

Guly (goolie) makes his debut

[ericofarabia]

Viz's BusterGonad's brother Billy one Bollock makes his debut for Saints against The Rochdale Morris Dancers X1.

 

The match ended with Saints amazingly restricting the visitors to a measly 2 goal victory. progression after the mid week 3 goal defeat some might say.

[sandwichsaint]

Three red cards and one sore ****, dooh dah, dooh dah.

[Miffy]

Fonte assists Rochdale pair in untangling their shoelaces.

[Smirking_Saint]

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Take your first step to a lasting relationship

 

Matchaffinity.com

[Viking Warrior]

BBC Highlight there new footballer strictly foramtion come dancing squads

[Daren W]

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Fonte out of action due to sports related injury... Alan Pardew named as replacement...

[Halo Stickman]

Wilkins: 'Hey Fonte, I said Total Football not Scrotal Football'

[Torrent Of Abuse]

This is life following Saints in a nutshell: lots of hopeless flapping around followed by a huge whack in the nuts.

[saintbletch]

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Fonte risked a 'no-ball' as his weird superstition of never stepping on the white lines whilst on the pitch left him looking like a Pakistan fast bowler

[Secret Site Agent]

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Rumour of Fonte's 'Helmet Infection' blown out of all poportion

[15saints]

Fonte's flagrant breach of the three legged football rules.

[hamster]

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Fonte follows instructions to give maximum exposure (to perimiter advertising boards thus dispelling malicious internet forum rumours).

[Special K]

Even with their new siamese twin midfielders, Rochdale were too strong for Saints.

[gonzo]

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Fonte attempts to thwart the opposition with his karate skills and enormous testicles.