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I've let mine grow,i put plats in them and call it Willleh Nelson, i also back comb them on occasions.

 

sometimes they grow so long it looks like i am wearing Austrian ski boots.

 

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You're wrong my friend, t'is the other way round. Got to keep the bush at all costs.

 

Come on Mikey, you are still in puberty, you've probably only just got pubes on your sack.

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How about shaving one side and having a Bobby Charlton/Ralph Coates combover to the over side.

 

Back, sack and crack shaving is defo ghey.

 

Oi stop posting rubbish on TMS and get back here to work. We go away and fookin planes start falling out the sky

 

Oh and back on subject. It's always a negotiable.

 

You want to do WHAT? Hmm well Ok in that case it will cost you....

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I did try Immac on my ball sack many years ago, left it on far too long, balls went purple and burst into flames, I had two days off work with flaming testicles.

 

It was a good crack at the time though.

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I did try Immac on my ball sack many years ago, left it on far too long, balls went purple and burst into flames, I had two days off work with flaming testicles.

 

It was a good crack at the time though.

 

Reminds me of the night before the RWC final in Sydney - loads of beered up lads in Kings Cross into strip club. Aussie Blonde grabs a welsh bloke onto stage - massages his chest & lower regions with what appeared to be oil and woosh. Set fire to the lot of it - chest hair and pubes gone in a flash. Welsh bloke on stage pants around ankles wailing - bloody 'ell how will I explain this to the missus.

 

Oh how we lolaged

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Reminds me of the night before the RWC final in Sydney - loads of beered up lads in Kings Cross into strip club. Aussie Blonde grabs a welsh bloke onto stage - massages his chest & lower regions with what appeared to be oil and woosh. Set fire to the lot of it - chest hair and pubes gone in a flash. Welsh bloke on stage pants around ankles wailing - bloody 'ell how will I explain this to the missus.

 

Oh how we lolaged

 

I went to a stag do a couple of weeks ago, it started off in the Plume, some old stripper turns up, does a little dance, then sets fire to his pubes. What's all that about?!

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Oi stop posting rubbish on TMS and get back here to work. We go away and fookin planes start falling out the sky

 

Oh and back on subject. It's always a negotiable.

 

You want to do WHAT? Hmm well Ok in that case it will cost you....

 

atc?

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Not at all. Women prefer it and I definitely get more head because of it. (do you like going down on a hairy fangita)

What is your basis for comparison? Before you shaved your pubes? Before you started dating regularly and got engaged? Before you started living together? Your Fiancee now gives head more than before you shaved? Should we know this? Does your lady know that you are posting this information? PM me if you want an answer about liking to go down a hairy...

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What is your basis for comparison? Before you shaved your pubes? Before you started dating regularly and got engaged? Before you started living together? Your Fiancee now gives head more than before you shaved? Should we know this? Does your lady know that you are posting this information? PM me if you want an answer about liking to go down a hairy...

 

JonnyLove pays for his sex, the name says it all.

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What is your basis for comparison? Before you shaved your pubes? Before you started dating regularly and got engaged? Before you started living together? Your Fiancee now gives head more than before you shaved? Should we know this? Does your lady know that you are posting this information? PM me if you want an answer about liking to go down a hairy...

 

Astrasri is actually my dad and I am not sure I wish to discuss this in to an intimate fashion but suffice to say. Yes Heidi has no issue me saying that the couple that shaves together stay's together and a quick haircut has done me the world of good. (how do you think I managed to get her to agree marry me). I think I have now said way to much.

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I had to use hair remover on my sack when i had the snip. At the time i thought i might as well do the whole lot and see if the missus likes it. It was itchy and all that, but it did make the old pecker look a bit bigger.

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