scott_saints Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Haven't had one in a while.... What do you plan on having for lunch/plan to eat??
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Today I actually have a decent lunch. I spunked £8.57 on my lunch which consists of; 2 bottles of Oasis citrus punch 1 pack of cool doritos 1 boost chocolate bar 1 spicy beef roll 1 chicken & mushroom slice 1 chicken and mayo sandwich 1 pear 1 apple and if im still hungry after that, 1 chicken and mushroom mug shot (think cuppa noodles)
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Taking a spin on this, how many calories does your lunch have? 2 bottles of Oasis citrus punch 90 kcal's 1 pack of cool doritos 200 kcal's 1 boost chocolate bar 310 kcal's 1 spicy beef roll 442kcal's 1 chicken & mushroom slice 439 kcal's 1 chicken and mayo sandwich 442 kcal's 1 pear ? 1 apple? and if im still hungry after that, 1 chicken and mushroom mug shot (think cuppa noodles) 243 kcal's A total of 2166 kcal's. My body is a temple, however im playing squash (im hoping all the twisting and turning will sort my trapped nerve out in my back) so its all good!
saint_stevo Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 I will be out and about at lunch as i am off work. As yet i am unaware of what i shall be eating for my lunch I can tell you are all on the edge of your seats so i will update on what i have eaten later
saints_is_the_south Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Today I actually have a decent lunch. I spunked £8.57 on my lunch which consists of; 2 bottles of Oasis citrus punch 1 pack of cool doritos 1 boost chocolate bar 1 spicy beef roll 1 chicken & mushroom slice 1 chicken and mayo sandwich 1 pear 1 apple and if im still hungry after that, 1 chicken and mushroom mug shot (think cuppa noodles) I thought i ate a lot Anyway, I seem to have put my wallet down at home somewhere & thus don't have it today so i am unlikely to eat anything today unless one of my colleagues are in a generous mood & lend me a couple of quid.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 I will be out and about at lunch as i am off work. As yet i am unaware of what i shall be eating for my lunch I can tell you are all on the edge of your seats so i will update on what i have eaten later Go to an all you can eat chinese
Scudamore Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Today I actually have a decent lunch. I spunked £8.57 on my lunch which consists of; 2 bottles of Oasis citrus punch 1 pack of cool doritos 1 boost chocolate bar 1 spicy beef roll 1 chicken & mushroom slice 1 chicken and mayo sandwich 1 pear 1 apple and if im still hungry after that, 1 chicken and mushroom mug shot (think cuppa noodles) Nobody needs to eat that much food... I will be eating a pastrami sandwich with horseradish sauce and spinach on wholemeal bread...
PompeyLass Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 I will probably purchase a salad with no dressing, slowly but surely the pounds are going.
Master Bates Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 A finger of kit kat Dairylea dunkers Crisps Pepperami Crisps
dubai_phil Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Nice Ham, mustard, tomato & Branston Sandwich on Granary with a packet of Sea Salt & Crushed Black peppercorn Kettle chips washed down with a glass of Robinsons orange Barley water. Nice & light as tonight it's a mate/local radio DJ's surprise 30th party at an all you can eat and drink and drink and drink for 20 quid place.... His missus booked the ENTIRE restaurant - about 120 people going...... Don't think there'll be enough booze..............
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Off home for lunch today, requested tits on toast but just been informed salmon and new potatoes is all i'll be getting
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 I will probably purchase a salad with no dressing, slowly but surely the pounds are going. You could make your own lunch rather than buying it. Im sure that would save a few £££'s!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 A finger of kit kat Dairylea dunkers Crisps Pepperami Crisps The opitemy of health, just like me
PompeyLass Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 You could make your own lunch rather than buying it. Im sure that would save a few £££'s! I could but I was in a rush this morning due to being woken up at hourly intervals by my nephew crying (my brother had his kids over last night) and not waking up when my alarm went off !
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 being woken up at hourly intervals by my nephew crying Stop touching him then. HTH
CabbageFace Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 I changed my mind and thought you guys would need to know, I bought a caramel Flapjack from my work canteen, hopefully this will stay in my stomach and not be sicked up.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 I changed my mind and thought you guys would need to know, I bought a caramel Flapjack from my work canteen, hopefully this will stay in my stomach and not be sicked up. Touch of the old Bulimia have we? Where do you work?
CabbageFace Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Touch of the old Bulimia have we? Where do you work? I dunno, the past 4 days everytime i eat, i vomit, lol, i bought a dominoes last night, ate it, and then spewed it up within 30 minutes, tasted better on the way back up. Marchwood, why darling?
Rory Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Cabbage is definitely going through some testing times at the moment. We should all be there for him.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 I dunno, the past 4 days everytime i eat, i vomit, lol, i bought a dominoes last night, ate it, and then spewed it up within 30 minutes, tasted better on the way back up. Marchwood, why darling? Should go to the doctors then mongloid? Cant be good, althought there is a bug going around so sounds like you may have that. Good reason for time off work I would say? Just wondering what you do for a living, no reason really
CabbageFace Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Cabbage is definitely going through some testing times at the moment. We should all be there for him. Tell me about it, mother f()cking poo lamps. I cant even enjoy a dominoes pizza on my own without vomitting.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 KFC family bucket. Love, Natalie. XXX I lol'd
CabbageFace Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Should go to the doctors then mongloid? Cant be good, althought there is a bug going around so sounds like you may have that. Good reason for time off work I would say? Just wondering what you do for a living, no reason really I have the doctors at 5pm for other unrealated things, i shall ask him tonight. Im a trainee civil engineer, btw. You all want to be in me.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Tell me about it, mother f()cking poo lamps. I cant even enjoy a dominoes pizza on my own without vomitting. I would have been annoyed, I mean you could have gone to tesco's and picked up a cheap crappy one, but chose to go for the creme de la creme in domino's and 30 minutes later, it makes a come back. On the plus side though, you get all the benefit of eating it with none of the down side of unhealthyness!
Master Bates Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Just had a spoonful of spag bol, i'm full up for the day.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Just had a spoonful of spag bol, i'm full up for the day. Judging by the size of you, I would say thats about right! You make Starvin Marvin look fat!
Master Bates Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Judging by the size of you, I would say thats about right! You make Starvin Marvin look fat! I bet I could eat me a DSM though :smt033
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 I bet I could eat me a DSM though :smt033 Dark Sotonic Mills? Canabal! :smt081
Master Bates Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Dark Sotonic Mills? Canabal! :smt081 Being a cannibal is better
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Being a cannibal is better Better than being the person the cannibal is eating, yeah I'd have to agree!
Ponty Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 300ml of Grolsch and 2 Marlboro Lights. My body is a temple.
Jillyanne Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 300ml of Grolsch and 2 Marlboro Lights. My body is a temple. Excellent work, nothing for me.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 300ml of Grolsch and 2 Marlboro Lights. My body is a temple. Sounds like a Buddhist Temple to me.
Master Bates Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Sounds like a Buddhist Temple to me. Too damn easy
dubai_phil Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 The not eat much for lunch scheme was somewhat undermined by the 6 Bullfrogs and 3 JaegerBombs that heralded the evening all you can eat and drink entertainment at the mate's 30th party. Anyway, suffice to say I am still the coolet old fart in Dubai so up his....... (his misses is only a mere 13 years younger than him. I win - mine's 21 years younger woot!) Mind you her mum and dad were there tonight they ain't happy bunnies lol
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 The not eat much for lunch scheme was somewhat undermined by the 6 Bullfrogs and 3 JaegerBombs that heralded the evening all you can eat and drink entertainment at the mate's 30th party. Anyway, suffice to say I am still the coolet old fart in Dubai so up his....... (his misses is only a mere 13 years younger than him. I win - mine's 21 years younger woot!) Mind you her mum and dad were there tonight they ain't happy bunnies lol Come again?
dubai_phil Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 Come again? Bleah, sorry mortalled.... OK so my mate the DJ was given a surprise 30th bash last night. His missus has JUST turned 18.. The party included his biggest p*ss head mates, local radio jocks and his mum, sister and her squeeze. Humourously it also included his girlfriends parents. After 3 hours of an all you can eat and drink buffet for 20 quid, the birthday cake came and some bright spark suggested that everyone should tell a little story about the b'day boy. (Ha her class mates cooked the effing b'day cake in home economics FFS!) Oh dear as parents it must have been hard enough to come to terms with your "baby" sh*gging a 30 year old p*ss head for 18 months in a country where that officially makes him a Gary Glitter (legal age is 18 here) but to then have his mates regale the table with tales of his drunken and debauched existence here in Dubai for the past 10 years was 1) funny as fook and 2) horrifying for the parents.... They sort of mumbled a few words about lost childhood and went home early with mum in tears.... the one liner that got them was when my mate told him not to worry about the age gap, he'd soon be able to upgrade to a 9 year old and have an age gap as bad as me..... (mind you I've got 20 years on the youngster so no I DON'T have a 9 year old chick...) Then we went and had a few drinks, think we set a new record for a single round - 34 Jaeger bombs followed by 34 Bullfrogs with everyone having to down the pints of Bullfrog in one go. Oh how we barfed The party continues tonight - damn where did I put my spare liver?
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