Things to say and things not to say....

[Pilchards]

Things to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job.

 

(1) This club is too good for this **** league.

(2) Get some more players from your Italian contacts as I will play them.

(3) I have three good premiership players that will follow me here.

(4) I will make sure Pulis never makes the sub bench again.

(5) I'm camera shy too.

(6) I won the Champions league on FM2009.

(7) I left Villa as they never had the same ambitions as me.

 

 

Things not to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job.

 

(1) Is that your lovely daughter in that photo?

(2) Italy we're **** in the last world cup.

(3) I heard this club is minted?

(4) Who was Pardew ****ging then? (IF)

(5) Can I put my train picture up?

(6) Sorry i'm late, I could not find Southampton on the map.

(7) I will make this club bigger than Pompey one day.

(8 ) I believe playing 4-5-1 is the way to go and to use my subs in the last ten minutes.

(9) What the **** you done to the shirts?

[benjii]

Not:

 

"Nice watch, is it a Casio?"

[SuperMikey]

Not:

 

"Nice watch, is it a Casio?"

 

[Spudders]

Not:

 

"Nice watch, is it a Casio?"

 

I feel bad for laughing so loudly, but that is funny! :)

[arfurdent]

Things to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job.

 

(1) This club is too good for this **** league.

(2) Get some more players from your Italian contacts as I will play them.

(3) I have three good premiership players that will follow me here.

(4) I will make sure Pulis never makes the sub bench again.

(5) I'm camera shy too.

(6) I won the Champions league on FM2009.

(7) I left Villa as they never had the same ambitions as me.

 

 

Things not to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job.

 

(1) Is that your lovely daughter in that photo?

(2) Italy we're **** in the last world cup.

(3) I heard this club is minted?

(4) Who was Pardew ****ging then? (IF)

(5) Can I put my train picture up?

(6) Sorry i'm late, I could not find Southampton on the map.

(7) I will make this club bigger than Pompey one day.

(8 ) I believe playing 4-5-1 is the way to go and to use my subs in the last ten minutes.

(9) What the **** you done to the shirts?

 

What no in depth discussion on SMS pies. Really miss the chicken tikka

[thorpie the sinner]

Things to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job.

 

(1) This club is too good for this **** league.

(2) Get some more players from your Italian contacts as I will play them.

(3) I have three good premiership players that will follow me here.

(4) I will make sure Pulis never makes the sub bench again.

(5) I'm camera shy too.

(6) I won the Champions league on FM2009.

(7) I left Villa as they never had the same ambitions as me.

 

 

Things not to say to Mr Cortese when he is interviewing you for the Saints job.

 

(1) Is that your lovely daughter in that photo?

(2) Italy we're **** in the last world cup.

(3) I heard this club is minted?

(4) Who was Pardew ****ging then? (IF)

(5) Can I put my train picture up?

(6) Sorry i'm late, I could not find Southampton on the map.

(7) I will make this club bigger than Pompey one day.

(8 ) I believe playing 4-5-1 is the way to go and to use my subs in the last ten minutes.

(9) What the **** you done to the shirts?

 

Like number 7 in the first list lol!!!!!!!

[sadoldgit]

Can I take a photo?

[CB Saint]

My cousin is Matt Le Tissier

My Brother works for the Echo

The Sun is a cracking read

[beatlesaint]

Not:

 

"Nice watch, is it a Casio?"

 

I think thats a bit below the belt. Two weeks ago we were all moved by that story.

[CB Saint]

And do you have free parking

[sadoldgit]

I think thats a bit below the belt. Two weeks ago we were all moved by that story.

 

Funny though all the same.

[MarkSFC]

Great thread!!!

Not:

 

I will save you money by not using the changing rooms for my half-time talks.

 

Do Say:

 

I will bring Theo with me....

[benjii]

I think thats a bit below the belt. Two weeks ago we were all moved by that story.

 

Ok - sorry. No offence intended. I actually posted it as it reminded me of what a nice chap Markus was, although I did "um and ahh" a bit about posting it.