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B****y h**l, is it really? That's a well equipped pub team he plays for!

 

I have to admit I'm a kilo over my winter season weight after a summer in the UK but I'm positively sylph like compared with him and he's nearly 20 years younger. Possibly bigger boobs than mine n'all! Still, nothing like 4 evenings training a week to get the weight off.

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Still another kilo to go (I was lying, it was nearer 3 kilos over), but I seem to have stalled a bit. My argument being that muscle is heavier than fat and I've definitely got no fat on my legs now!

 

PS What's rule 1?

 

Rule 1 = Show us a picture.

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Sue, thanks for the PM's. You really are a stunner arn't you, a great pair of legs, firm pert breasts, and now I know why your called 'whistle', I bet a few tunes have been played on that old kebab.

I will try and send one back Sue, but I need a back, crack and sack wax first.

L8rs!

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P*** off Dune!;-) I don't send dodgy pics to dodgy blokes! Mind you, the thought of you having a waxing makes me cackle.

 

You're not my type, I'm afraid. Unfortunately the girls in my footie side are all too young... and if you entered our changing rooms you'd have to make sure the shower was freezing..

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