dune Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 This a multi thread. We have never seen it before, but reserve your judgement and then say how good it is. The top of the board of full of Dell (soz meant Dull) stickies and I have two thread i would like to post, but if i posted two threads the result would be two threads and we have enough threads as it is. At the end of the Saints games i was munching my lip and miding my own business in my own litttle bubble of innocence and was thinking to myself - i love that geordia way of talking and that is i die and go to heaven and then return to earth i'd like to be just like Dave. And then it happened, and it did happen, and i went into a vapour of the fits, i went cold and i felt all unhappy because it was not a nice thing to say, in fact it was a horrible thing to say. And he said. He said it of our squad - our own players (not that it would be any different if he'd said it about c9ontestants on countdown or in some other random situation like when walking around a car boot sale of cueing up at a cash point machine or even while you were walking your dog by a river that was flooded (naturally the dog was on the leed because if the dog went in you'd think oh no, i love that dog and he's not going to die, so you'd jump in (and do something daft liike leave your trainers on and you get out to the middle and there'd be an undercurrent and that is a major killer on the river trent, i'm not sure if it's the same on the itchen - i would like to know so please let me know and back to the story and you're in the river and the current is pulling harder under than on the top and it pulls you under and you drown and you die and you are dead and the dog survives and that is cool and if you're in heaven your happy because you love your dog, but you are still dead so in hindsight jumping in was a mistake and Dave made an even worse mistake, or maybe it wasn'y a mistake but him revealing the sort of nasty person he is, because he was depressed with everything and started speaking but didn't realise words were coming out because he was grieving so lets not be too harsh, but equally lets not say nothing becvause to say nothing means nothing. Dave's words: "They are all black and white and it's not good enough" Dave Dave Dave. Hope not Hate. Love not Frigidity. Happy not the opposite of joy and joy is a word called alps. Now i'm totally and utterly and completely utterly gutted by this Dave. You are not big Ron, you are big Dave and i myself can take a joke as i am a moderate left wing far right cosmoplitan kind of guy, but you went too far - way way way too far. Hang your head in shame and beg forgiveness and I will forgive you and so will everyone else, buy you must be sincerre and if necessary seek help - i offer you this help - don't pass this offer by because the board is black and the chalk is white and without the chalk you wouldn't be able write on a blackboard and without a blackboard there would be nowhere to use the chalk, so as you see the world belongs to you and me, me and you, everyone. Remember that Dave and let's never ever see a repeat. Topic 2. Ha Ha Ha, This is just typical Saints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webby Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 stay off the sauce!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Are you on crack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Dune. Seriously please get some medical assistance asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 wtf? My thoughts exactly. I do hope you are not happy because of the racialism and not because i'm mentioning it. Dave Merrington is like Cortese except Merrington is English and ginger (which is well cool and Robsk should not be ashamed or reclusive he should wear a pink t-shirt and think **** it - only ****s do colour co-ordination) and a nice guy (or not maybe if he meant what he said) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfcuk fan Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 You is one strange mutha dude !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 You is one strange mutha dude !!! I remeber going to rave once, well not quite a rave - it was the power fm do in the common, but i was buzzin, and on the way back we all walked down the street and sung always look on the bright side of life. Let that be a lesson to you from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I thought my thread about spoonfeeders was narrow and unintelligible but you've knocked it into a c o cked hat with that masterpiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 This a multi thread. We have never seen it before, but reserve your judgement and then say how good it is. The top of the board of full of Dell (soz meant Dull) stickies and I have two thread i would like to post, but if i posted two threads the result would be two threads and we have enough threads as it is. At the end of the Saints games i was munching my lip and miding my own business in my own litttle bubble of innocence and was thinking to myself - i love that geordia way of talking and that is i die and go to heaven and then return to earth i'd like to be just like Dave. And then it happened, and it did happen, and i went into a vapour of the fits, i went cold and i felt all unhappy because it was not a nice thing to say, in fact it was a horrible thing to say. And he said. He said it of our squad - our own players (not that it would be any different if he'd said it about c9ontestants on countdown or in some other random situation like when walking around a car boot sale of cueing up at a cash point machine or even while you were walking your dog by a river that was flooded (naturally the dog was on the leed because if the dog went in you'd think oh no, i love that dog and he's not going to die, so you'd jump in (and do something daft liike leave your trainers on and you get out to the middle and there'd be an undercurrent and that is a major killer on the river trent, i'm not sure if it's the same on the itchen - i would like to know so please let me know and back to the story and you're in the river and the current is pulling harder under than on the top and it pulls you under and you drown and you die and you are dead and the dog survives and that is cool and if you're in heaven your happy because you love your dog, but you are still dead so in hindsight jumping in was a mistake and Dave made an even worse mistake, or maybe it wasn'y a mistake but him revealing the sort of nasty person he is, because he was depressed with everything and started speaking but didn't realise words were coming out because he was grieving so lets not be too harsh, but equally lets not say nothing becvause to say nothing means nothing. Dave's words: "They are all black and white and it's not good enough" Dave Dave Dave. Hope not Hate. Love not Frigidity. Happy not the opposite of joy and joy is a word called alps. Now i'm totally and utterly and completely utterly gutted by this Dave. You are not big Ron, you are big Dave and i myself can take a joke as i am a moderate left wing far right cosmoplitan kind of guy, but you went too far - way way way too far. Hang your head in shame and beg forgiveness and I will forgive you and so will everyone else, buy you must be sincerre and if necessary seek help - i offer you this help - don't pass this offer by because the board is black and the chalk is white and without the chalk you wouldn't be able write on a blackboard and without a blackboard there would be nowhere to use the chalk, so as you see the world belongs to you and me, me and you, everyone. Remember that Dave and let's never ever see a repeat. Topic 2. Ha Ha Ha, This is just typical Saints. Nutshell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I didn't think anything Saints related could wipe the manager story off the back pages, but this will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Dune, are you sure you don't want to join that group I sent you an invite to? I actually created it with you in mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Dune, once again you have captured the mood of the fanbase tonight, more specifically in this case that of those listening to the commentary tonight on the wireless who did not want to go into the outside world which is full of danger and strange people. You are on fire tonight (don't be scared, not literally, I just mean metaphorically) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Dune, are you sure you don't want to join that group I sent you an invite to? I actually created it with you in mind. Mate i'd get on with anyone, but didn't join because i felt you lot are the sort who'll bait me into being honest about what i thinik and they going running to the mods. Maybe not you as despite our difference we've known each other in this cyber world for ages so i'd be surprised if you'd do that, but there are certain others (other in particular - definition a person who can't sleep, sounds like wypobondmeak) that i really have not time for at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Dune being an utter bellend again i see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 If this is Saints related, I'll eat your hat (again). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyapollo Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 some strange strange people on this forum!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Dune being an utter bellend again i see I'm sorry if you don't tak phobias seriously. You are entitled to your view but thinik about the little boy in Deppos avatar and how Daves comments would make him feel, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 This is exactly the reason why my mum always used to say 'Don't speak to anybody that you meet on t'internet'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintNeil90 Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Can someone explain why what he said is racist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I'm sorry if you don't tak phobias seriously. You are entitled to your view but thinik about the little boy in Deppos avatar and how Daves comments would make him feel, I think I can help this situation by bringing you the good news that the little boy in Deppos avatar won't be offended as he is dead, so no problemo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I'm sorry if you don't tak phobias seriously. You are entitled to your view but thinik about the little boy in Deppos avatar and how Daves comments would make him feel, Nurse !!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Jeweller Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I'm sorry if you don't tak phobias seriously. You are entitled to your view but thinik about the little boy in Deppos avatar and how Daves comments would make him feel, I personally don't think that 'little boy' would be too offended as he's been dead for about 2/3 months now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I think NC has pushed Dune over the edge Is there a home for forum burnouts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Dune, are you ****ed tonight? A lot of your posts have been a bit weird :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Dune, are you ****ed tonight? A lot of your posts have been a bit weird :/ But answer this honestly, would you rather read Dune's posts tonight, or yet another thread of the same 5 or 6 posters arguing with each other about the same old rubbish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 But answer this honestly, would you rather read Dune's posts tonight, or yet another thread of the same 5 or 6 posters arguing with each other about the same old rubbish! I'd rather have interesting debate! This thread is just weird, I really don't get the point of it and he has written a whole essay... maybe I am just dumb, but some explanation might help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I personally don't think that 'little boy' would be too offended as he's been dead for about 2/3 months now. Ha Ha, it's Jacko is it? What a strange choice of avatar. Romsey Stu did say Garry Glitter lived in the area. Deppo, please confirm you are not that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 This a multi thread. We have never seen it before, but reserve your judgement and then say how good it is. The top of the board of full of Dell (soz meant Dull) stickies and I have two thread i would like to post, but if i posted two threads the result would be two threads and we have enough threads as it is. At the end of the Saints games i was munching my lip and miding my own business in my own litttle bubble of innocence and was thinking to myself - i love that geordia way of talking and that is i die and go to heaven and then return to earth i'd like to be just like Dave. And then it happened, and it did happen, and i went into a vapour of the fits, i went cold and i felt all unhappy because it was not a nice thing to say, in fact it was a horrible thing to say. And he said. He said it of our squad - our own players (not that it would be any different if he'd said it about c9ontestants on countdown or in some other random situation like when walking around a car boot sale of cueing up at a cash point machine or even while you were walking your dog by a river that was flooded (naturally the dog was on the leed because if the dog went in you'd think oh no, i love that dog and he's not going to die, so you'd jump in (and do something daft liike leave your trainers on and you get out to the middle and there'd be an undercurrent and that is a major killer on the river trent, i'm not sure if it's the same on the itchen - i would like to know so please let me know and back to the story and you're in the river and the current is pulling harder under than on the top and it pulls you under and you drown and you die and you are dead and the dog survives and that is cool and if you're in heaven your happy because you love your dog, but you are still dead so in hindsight jumping in was a mistake and Dave made an even worse mistake, or maybe it wasn'y a mistake but him revealing the sort of nasty person he is, because he was depressed with everything and started speaking but didn't realise words were coming out because he was grieving so lets not be too harsh, but equally lets not say nothing becvause to say nothing means nothing. Dave's words: "They are all black and white and it's not good enough" Dave Dave Dave. Hope not Hate. Love not Frigidity. Happy not the opposite of joy and joy is a word called alps. Now i'm totally and utterly and completely utterly gutted by this Dave. You are not big Ron, you are big Dave and i myself can take a joke as i am a moderate left wing far right cosmoplitan kind of guy, but you went too far - way way way too far. Hang your head in shame and beg forgiveness and I will forgive you and so will everyone else, buy you must be sincerre and if necessary seek help - i offer you this help - don't pass this offer by because the board is black and the chalk is white and without the chalk you wouldn't be able write on a blackboard and without a blackboard there would be nowhere to use the chalk, so as you see the world belongs to you and me, me and you, everyone. Remember that Dave and let's never ever see a repeat. Topic 2. Ha Ha Ha, This is just typical Saints. Are you wishing us to believe that your redemption is complete? Lay of that baccy, you sound really messed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 maybe I am just dumb. No. You. Are. Not. You are bright and fun and the sort of geezer i'd like to have a manly pint with. You are also young and enthusiastic and you need to focus yourself because you have real potential to emulate Delldays and DSM and become a submariner which takes a special kind of person it does. I'm no expert and before joining this site would have gone for raf fighter pilot being the job for the smart alpha male types lads (which is what you are) but it's no coincidence that two of the funniest and sound and not all boring guys and smart guys - very smart indeed - on here are submariners so i'm gonna stick my neck out and say i think you have got what it takes to be just like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Are you wishing us to believe that your redemption is complete? Lay of that baccy, you sound really messed up. ESB I have never ever wanted to be your enemy. That is why i was genuine when i tried to find you some cup final tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sebastian firefly Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 i like sponge im not allowed anything sharp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carljack Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 Funny as Fook! I am pmsl Dune you Legend,is it bad acid or just tonights result man,if its neither of these you must take more water with it moosh.FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cascadia Saint Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 My head hurts after trying to read that absolutely random ****e. A fitting end to a bizarre 2 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carljack Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 My head hurts after trying to read that absolutely random ****e. A fitting end to a bizarre 2 days. You have got to laugh though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I'd rather have interesting debate! This thread is just weird, I really don't get the point of it and he has written a whole essay... maybe I am just dumb, but some explanation might help. Interesting debate, ah yeah I remember when that used to happen back in the old days. I don't really get the point in 70% of stuff that's posted on this forum these days, it's just the same recycled stuff over and over. Tonight Dune is the ray of sunshine, the beacon of hope, the golden ticket (etc) in an otherwise dark sky, hill of hopelessness, wonka chocolate bar (etc). No. You. Are. Not. You are bright and fun and the sort of geezer i'd like to have a manly pint with. You are also young and enthusiastic and you need to focus yourself because you have real potential to emulate Delldays and DSM and become a submariner which takes a special kind of person it does. I'm no expert and before joining this site would have gone for raf fighter pilot being the job for the smart alpha male types lads (which is what you are) but it's no coincidence that two of the funniest and sound and not all boring guys and smart guys - very smart indeed - on here are submariners so i'm gonna stick my neck out and say i think you have got what it takes to be just like them. Teehee, you missed a perfect opportunity to make a 'seaman' joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 The Golden Nugget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 August, 2010 I hate the muppet show, nah actually i don't. I used to hate it when it was full of teeny geeks and their ribtickling humour, but now this place isn't too bad with a few more normal posters. Deppo is an exception of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 31 August, 2010 Share Posted 31 August, 2010 **** mountains. **** chocolate chip cookies. I read a book today with my belly-button fluff in my ears. Whoop, bugger whoop any one for a pickle sandwich served over a bed of Egyptian suicide bombers and delivered on the back of a Crufts winning-hound ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 I thought my thread about spoonfeeders was narrow and unintelligible but you've knocked it into a c o cked hat with that masterpiece. It did cross my mind that you are sharing the same dealer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 1 September, 2010 Share Posted 1 September, 2010 Please don't ever ban Dune. He's nuttier than squirrel sh!t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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