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Bloke walks into a pet shop and says "I'd like to buy a wasp please." The assistant says "Sorry but we don't sell wasps."

 

The guy says "Thats odd, there was one in the window yesterday."

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A bloke goes into the baker's and says "Can I have a Steak and Kiddley pie please?"

The baker says, "Don't you mean a steak and kidney pie?"

The man replies "That's what I said, diddle I?"

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2 Cows in a field,

 

1st Cow to the 2nd "I was artificially inseminated yesterday"

 

2nd, "Was you really"

 

1st "Yes Straight up no Bull"

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