TV Programmes that give you a boner

[Turkish]

The news for me, i am seriously in love with most female newsreaders, it's bordering on obsession. Suzanne Reid seems to become more delicious by the day. Mistresses is another, that Irish bird, Shiobhan for those that watch it is amazing, although they're are all pretty hot in their own way. What about you lot? I am sure there will be at least one taker for Couger Town.

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[Dog]

Panarama

[Dog]

 

Playboy Mansion

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited 20 August, 2010 by Dog

[fish fingers]

Emmerdale

[thesaint sfc]

Cbbc

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Sky Sports News!

[fish fingers]

Cbbc

 

The woman with one arm does it for me to.

[ohwhenthesaints]

Neighbours.

[swannymere]

Bones

[Trader]

Agree about Suzanne Reid, but recently Lisa Faulkner on Masterchef does it for me, and apparently she can cook as well!

 

BTW, that horrendous pic on post 3 of this thread almost had be reaching for the Pedigree Chum.

[Hatch]

Babestation

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Babestation

 

Most of the women on there are rough as sh*t!

[Hatch]

Most of the women on there are rough as sh*t!

 

All, not most.

[Master Bates]

Hollyoaks.

[Turkish]

Agree about Suzanne Reid, but recently Lisa Faulkner on Masterchef does it for me, and apparently she can cook as well!

 

BTW, that horrendous pic on post 3 of this thread almost had be reaching for the Pedigree Chum.

 

Yeah she is doing it for me too. There is another bird called Faulkner on telly too, scottish bint, does some stuff on GMTV, shes a nice bit of kit. On the subject of birds on cooking programmes, Sophie Dahl anyone?

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Yeah she is doing it for me too. There is another bird called Faulkner on telly too, scottish bint, does some stuff on GMTV, shes a nice bit of kit. On the subject of birds on cooking programmes, Sophie Dahl anyone?

 

That was really quite clever of you if you meant it.

 

If not...

[saint_bert]

Karen Gillan is on the one show atm.

 

Would love to beat the back end out of her

[saint_stevo]

Cash in the attic- would bludgeon Rippon.

 

Loose Women

 

Hollyoaks, especially that new Mitseee girl, big nostrils tho

[Appy]

Sky Sports News for sure.

[Thedelldays]

the bird who does the weather on GMTV

 

other than that....the brids on jeremey kyle

[Mr Sparky]

Claire Nasir or the scottich one ? both nice to see first thing in the morning

[Deppo]

T-Bag and the Revenge of the T-Set.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

[Big John]

That was really quite clever of you if you meant it.

 

If not...

 

 

Lost on me unless it's a tenuous link to this:

 

A HAND IN THE BIRD

by

Roald Dahl

 

I am a maiden who is forty,

And a maiden I shall stay.

There are some who call me haughty,

But I care not what they say.

 

I was running the tombola

At our church bazaar today,

And doing it with gusto

In my usual jolly way

 

When suddenly, I knew not why,

There came a funny feeling

Of something crawling up my thigh!

I nearly hit the ceiling!

 

A mouse! I thought. How foul! How mean!

How exquisitely tickly!

Quite soon I know I'm going to scream.

I've got to catch it quickly.

 

I made a grab. I caught the mouse,

Now right inside my knickers.

A mouse my foot! It was a HAND!

Great Scott! It was the vicar's!'

[Master Bates]

T-Bag and the Revenge of the T-Set.

 

T-Bag was lovely, even better now she's behind the bar in the Woolpack.

[Saint-scooby]

Take your pick

http://www.google.co.uk/images?rlz=1T4GPEA_enGB298GB298&q=Lisa%20Faulkner&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

[Deppo]

T-Bag was lovely, even better now she's behind the bar in the Woolpack.

 

Which T-Bag? This is important.

[1976_Child]

Last of the Summer Wine for me. Dunno why. I've always had a thing for old women in 1950's dresses.

[Arizona]

Take your pick

http://www.google.co.uk/images?rlz=1T4GPEA_enGB298GB298&q=Lisa%20Faulkner&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

 

Your user name reminds me of one. Scooby Do, Daphne would get it. Infact I've heard that the in joke between the show's writers was that when Fred, Velma and Daphne were off 'investigating' together, leaving the audince following Sha-ggy and Scooby, they were actually just having a threesome.

[OttawaSaint]

crimewatch

[Master Bates]

Which T-Bag? This is important.

 

The original who's now in the Woolpack and not the old grey haired witch.

[Dog]

Be-witched.

[Essruu]

Cougar Town.

[Turkish]

Cougar Town.

 

there he is

[Dog]

Match of the Day

 

http://www.goalymoly.com/football-news/video-nasty-fat-newcastle-united-fan-exposes-penis-st-james-park46052

[trousers]

Pipkins

[Jillyanne]

Any lesbian porn.

[Lets B Avenue]

Any lesbian porn.

 

Rule 1?