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The news for me, i am seriously in love with most female newsreaders, it's bordering on obsession. Suzanne Reid seems to become more delicious by the day. Mistresses is another, that Irish bird, Shiobhan for those that watch it is amazing, although they're are all pretty hot in their own way. What about you lot? I am sure there will be at least one taker for Couger Town.

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Agree about Suzanne Reid, but recently Lisa Faulkner on Masterchef does it for me, and apparently she can cook as well!

 

BTW, that horrendous pic on post 3 of this thread almost had be reaching for the Pedigree Chum.

 

Yeah she is doing it for me too. There is another bird called Faulkner on telly too, scottish bint, does some stuff on GMTV, shes a nice bit of kit. On the subject of birds on cooking programmes, Sophie Dahl anyone?

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Yeah she is doing it for me too. There is another bird called Faulkner on telly too, scottish bint, does some stuff on GMTV, shes a nice bit of kit. On the subject of birds on cooking programmes, Sophie Dahl anyone?

 

That was really quite clever of you if you meant it.

 

If not...

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That was really quite clever of you if you meant it.

 

If not...

 

 

Lost on me unless it's a tenuous link to this:

 

A HAND IN THE BIRD

by

Roald Dahl

 

I am a maiden who is forty,

And a maiden I shall stay.

There are some who call me haughty,

But I care not what they say.

 

I was running the tombola

At our church bazaar today,

And doing it with gusto

In my usual jolly way

 

When suddenly, I knew not why,

There came a funny feeling

Of something crawling up my thigh!

I nearly hit the ceiling!

 

A mouse! I thought. How foul! How mean!

How exquisitely tickly!

Quite soon I know I'm going to scream.

I've got to catch it quickly.

 

I made a grab. I caught the mouse,

Now right inside my knickers.

A mouse my foot! It was a HAND!

Great Scott! It was the vicar's!'

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Your user name reminds me of one. Scooby Do, Daphne would get it. Infact I've heard that the in joke between the show's writers was that when Fred, Velma and Daphne were off 'investigating' together, leaving the audince following Sha-ggy and Scooby, they were actually just having a threesome.

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