Sh!t My Dad Says

[SuperMikey]

http://tinyurl.com/28una2l

 

F*cking hilarious

 

"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a f*cking parade every time i take a p!ss."

"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear p!ss and took up fencing. How the f*ck you think, son? I exercised."

Edited 11 August, 2010 by SuperMikey

[Mewsta]

Absolutely priceless!!! I'm crying with laughter!!

[Deppo]

This has been on Twitter for ages. So much so that it is now a sitcom starring William Shatner.

 

[skintsaint]

that looks ****

[St Landrew]

Absolutely priceless!!! I'm crying with laughter!!

 

Emotional chap, aren't you..?

[Macey_J2]

I'm also a fan!

[thesaint sfc]

Absolutely priceless!!! I'm crying with laughter!!

 

Really?