Bellamy, if not Man City..

[1976_Child]

Bellamy has just said on Sky he might quit for good if he don't make the 25 for City.

 

Us? Why not? Pay him a shed load and get him on a free...

 

If he is thinking of quiting then NC/AP should dangle a carrot in front of him..

[saint_stevo]

Have you had a bang on the head?

[saints_is_the_south]

Lol, no way he will drop 2 divisions. He is a top, top premier league player. Mark Hughes will probably take him to Fulham.

[Saints foreva]

Lol

[Weston Super Saint]

He should fit right in, what with all the hate that's being bandied around these days

[Arizona]

No. Just... no.

[SuperMikey]

You're a complete plank.

[jawillwill]

You're a complete plank.

[SaintNik]

plank

[hamster]

David Bellamy perhaps...

[RonManager]

Superb humour!

[saint_stevo]

You total plank. Take your mongy drivvel to 606.

[1976_Child]

You total plank. Take your mongy drivvel to 606.

 

What drivel?

[saint_stevo]

Merge it into the hcdajfu thread? Its an embarrasment having this on the m.b

[Tractor_Saint]

Glad this was unlocked. missed out saying how much of a plank the OP must be (or had a very good evening on the juice)

[Deppo]

Thank God this is open again. I needed somewhere to leave this post where nobody would read it in an hour's time.

[Big John]

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as opposed to your other tosh, yeah?

[1976_Child]

So how about Bellamy then?

[Big John]

How much do you seriously think he would ask per week, including image rights? Image rights could be clawed back partly through syndicating player and match pisc I suppose though. Oh!

[Saint Stimp]

So how about Bellamy then?

 

£500k for him and Robinho should seal it. Maybe Ireland, Santa Cruz and Jo will follow him.

 

Plank.

[1976_Child]

£500k for him and Robinho should seal it. Maybe Ireland, Santa Cruz and Jo will follow him.

 

Plank.

 

jolly good! like the humour..

[1976_Child]

How much do you seriously think he would ask per week, including image rights? Image rights could be clawed back partly through syndicating player and match pisc I suppose though. Oh!

 

Think outside the norm here.

 

He comes on a free. Sign him for one year. Offer him £50k a week, screw the image rights, and give him £10k per goal, £5k per assist.

 

£50k per week for 40 week contrtact? £2 million. ****ing bargain on a free. Even if he wanted £1M for images it would be a bargain. That sort of name would boost turnstiles by at least 1,000.

 

Think outside the box.

[Red_No_7]

wood

[SET]

I think this must go down as possibly the most idiotic and stupid thread ever posted on the net.

 

you utter plank

[SaintBobby]

Think outside the norm here.

 

He comes on a free. Sign him for one year. Offer him £50k a week, screw the image rights, and give him £10k per goal, £5k per assist.

 

£50k per week for 40 week contrtact? £2 million. ****ing bargain on a free. Even if he wanted £1M for images it would be a bargain. That sort of name would boost turnstiles by at least 1,000.

 

Think outside the box.

 

Does he gets his own photographer at St. Mary's for that?

 

I think you might be on to something...

[IamLeGod]

I'm sure we could fend off interest from Spurs and Fulham, we are loaded.

 

If Cortese and Pardew don't get this it shows a total lack of ambition, we are not going to win the league or single match ever again ever!

 

In fact, I might just go back to my cave and slash my wrists right now!

 

Pardew out, Cortese out, Season tickets out, Sash out, ffs

[Ludwig]

This thread should be locked.

[SNSUN]

Bellamy will sign for us the day that Angelina Jolie sucks my willy.

[SaintBobby]

Bellamy will sign for us the day that Angelina Jolie sucks my willy.

 

You don't sound hopeful....

[SNSUN]

You don't sound hopeful....

 

Not at all - I'm hopeful of both! Neither, though, will happen.

[SaintBobby]

Not at all - I'm hopeful of both! Neither, though, will happen.

 

Err...wanting both and being hopeful arent quite the same thing!

 

I'm more realistic than you, I think, I'd settle for either....and to be honest, if Connolly can stay half fit this season, I don't think we really need Craig Bellamy...

[Cestrian Saint]

I read that he'd said the only club he would want to go to is Cardiff City. Can't see them being able to pay his wages though.

[Smirking_Saint]

Think outside the norm here.

 

 

There really is no other way of looking at it really.

 

We should go for Henry as well, and Gallas. I have also heard Ibrahimovic wants a move to England too.

[doddisalegend]

There really is no other way of looking at it really.

 

We should go for Henry as well, and Gallas. I have also heard Ibrahimovic wants a move to England too.

 

TBH with the money we have we could do better, do we really want has beens like that wearing the stripe I think not................................?

[CB Saint]

EVen if the little sh1t agreed to come - ther is no way I would want him near SMS. Wherever Bellamy is controversy seems to follow.

 

Bellamy Out

[Danbert]

You're a complete plank

[Saint Fan CaM]

Get behind the plank FFS!

 

(Thought ya'll might appreciate a blast from the past there).

[saint_stevo]

i could barely sleep thinking about the possibility of him signing.

 

Any news?

[dubai_phil]

Wow, looks like the Ramadan special offer on French Vino went down a storm over there last night as well.

 

Bellamy - pah - another midget up front. We need a plank to cover for Rickie

 

There I manged to type a reply and keep to my mantra of never insulting a plank, oops sorry poster

[saint_stevo]

Bellamy is also a top bloke off the pitch, does a lot in the community and has a charity set up to try to help out Sierra Leone.

 

http://www.craigbellamyfoundation.org/

 

Plank