Dawn Porter

[saint_stevo]

yay or nay?

[Dicko]

yay or nay?

 

Just watching her program now, am I supposed to know her already?

 

I am waiting for her to get gang banged

[saint francis]

Definately after the early morning shopping spree.

[Ponty]

Had to turn that over when faced with nestling acorns in the hot tub scene.

[Dicko]

Shame

 

She didn't get a nobbing

[saint_stevo]

saw her bewbs tho

[saint_stevo]

i would, slight funneh nose but still would

[Dicko]

Harsh, I think she's attractive

 

Infectious smile

[Ponty]

Infectious smile

 

Oh, coldsores? Shame.

[saint_stevo]

Oh, coldsores? Shame.

 

i can just use my daktarin oral gel and all will be well

[saintdorset]

First time Ive heard of her tonight, I think she is rather tasty, therefore I have put the programme on series link so I can see her every week.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

yay f'sure

[bungle]

Threads like this are supposed to have pictures.

[CabbageFace]

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Still wouldnt be able to fit my c*ck in her mouth. Shame.

[equalizer]

Yay. She likes a bit of the old girl-girl action you know!!

[the stain]

I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate people talking about her like this. She's a serious journalist.

[Hatch]

I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate people talking about her like this. She's a serious journalist.

 

I'd nail her.

[Scudamore]

I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate people talking about her like this. She's a serious journalist.

 

She's not that serious a journalist now is she?

 

I can't imagine Paxman getting involved in writhing around with a bunch of German hippies in olive oil...

 

Would be funny if he did though...

[the stain]

She's not that serious a journalist now is she?

 

I can't imagine Paxman getting involved in writhing around with a bunch of German hippies in olive oil...

 

Would be funny if he did though...

 

Paxman's scared to get his hands dirty. Porter knows the story is everything.

[Scudamore]

Paxman's scared to get his hands dirty. Porter knows the story is everything.

 

Being in that room would have made her feel dirty alright...

 

Still the programme (one of the worst i've seen her in) confirmed my beliefs that i f::cking hate hippies so it wasn't a complete waste of an hour...

[Saint Mikey]

Erm. Rule 1?

[Scudamore]

Erm. Rule 1?

 

[benjii]

Is there anywhere on innernets where I can see her gash? I bet it's right nice and gooey.

 

I can't be bothered to look so please PM it to me if you feel obligiing.

 

Thanks in advance.

 

Kind regards

 

benjii

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

 

She has ot 'that' look about her.

 

I certainly would

[Scummer]

Looks like Lily Allen crossed with a girl I used to work with.

 

 

 

She'd get it.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

She'd get it.

 

Dawn porter, Lily Allen or the girl you used to work with?

[saint_stevo]

Dawn porter, Lily Allen or the girl you used to work with?

 

All 3.

 

Lily Allen has some nice small but pert bewbs

[Scummer]

Dawn porter, Lily Allen or the girl you used to work with?

 

Any, or all of them. I'm not fussy.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

All 3.

 

Lily Allen has some nice small but pert bewbs

 

I have been in her dressing room just after a gig we saw her perform in Amsterdam. She is pretty good live and we got free tickets as we knew her backing singer.

 

Unfortunately she had just left her dressing room and gone onto the tour bus. She didnt leave any of her knickers lying around either

[saint_stevo]

She is back on Channel 4 now, little chance of seeing her bewbs this week tho it seems

[Rory]

She's very, very fit. She looks like a better looking, sexier, more attractive, more intelligent version of the bird from Emmerdale married to Harry Kewell.

[Rory]

...and now she's taking sexual advice from Alan Partridge's Russian missus.

[benjii]

Talking about rimming.

 

I'd rim her.

 

If you're reading, Dawn, I'll rim you if you want.

 

PM me.

[Colinjb]

Crikey, i'm off to Russia!

[saint lard]

i like this tellybox programme.

 

She just sucked a banana.

 

And iv'e just realised i want a russian mail order bride.

[Tommo86]

I would

[saint_stevo]

i hope to see her gash

[Colinjb]

Some of those people trying to pull a fit Russian are very, very scary.

[saint_stevo]

yes the crazy crying man and the fat freak with the odd laugh 'Kevin' are the sort of people i would cross the road to avoid! Especially 'Kevin'. Paedo surely

[Colinjb]

Kevin was 'unobtainable,' haha. On the run from the local sheriff more like!

[saint lard]

Kevin was a freaky perv.

 

 

Anyway i'm organising a trip to the Ukraine...whos in?

[saint_stevo]

Shotgun

[Colinjb]

For 5k dollars, No thanks! I'll stick to the local 'talent.'

[saintdorset]

I wanted to see her deepthroat that banana

[saint_stevo]

The slag is back

[benjii]

More chance of a rim-job from the Pope than seeing any tit or fanny in this episode.

[saint_stevo]

It's odd, but when i imagine white stuff on her face it aint a geisha style face mask

[JohnnyFartPants]

I watched this last night. I have only seen her previously in the Lesbian doc a while ago and did quite like her. In this she came across as a moaner that didn't like putting the effort in. Almost as if her pointless self obsessed attention seeking programme had backfired onto her and entailed a little bit of graft.