I've just pulled off a mole!

[Spudders]

No I don't mean I have sexually pleasured a small mammal. I've just scratched my sholder and a mole has come off....

 

Am I going to die now, or get cancer or something else bad?

 

I hate moles, what are they for anyway? Pointless.

 

Went to school with two twin girls and they were both hot, but one of them had a mole above her top lip, that was the only difference. Was a easy way of telling them apart, but instantly made her the less hot one.

[Master Bates]

I had a mole removed from my back Wednesday, got 5 stitches in it. Now waiting for the results to see how long it's been there. All good fun, cancer is great.

[Spudders]

All good fun, cancer is great.

 

Ahhh yes, both my mum and my dad have a history of cancer in their family (not related to smoking either) so I am pretty much destined to get it at some point. I have to have tests every couple of years to see if it's arrived yet, but the good thing is I get some time off work for the tests and get the pleasure of having stuff stuck up my arse without the risk of the aids.

 

Hope your results are all ok

[Seaford Saint]

Been to 2 funerals ....on both occasions, both died of cancer, one lung cancder and one bowel/liver cancer. Early diagnosis is key. Sounds like you guys are making sure that if you get it - you will catch it early and that's commendable.

 

Both guys ignored obvious symptoms ( a cough that didn't go away) and the other (feeling tired out and shattered) and avoided going to their GP. By the time they went it was too late.

[Saint_clark]

Been to 2 funerals ....on both occasions, both died of cancer, one lung cancder and one bowel/liver cancer. Early diagnosis is key. Sounds like you guys are making sure that if you get it - you will catch it early and that's commendable.

 

Both guys ignored obvious symptoms ( a cough that didn't go away) and the other (feeling tired out and shattered) and avoided going to their GP. By the time they went it was too late.

 

Hmm, off to the GP for me.

[Spudders]

Both guys ignored obvious symptoms.........feeling tired..........

 

Oh jesus, I am often tired. So combining this with a mole being picked off, are you saying I already have cancer?

[SuperMikey]

This is pretty dark, even for TMS

[Arizona]

Ahhh yes, both my mum and my dad have a history of cancer in their family (not related to smoking either) so I am pretty much destined to get it at some point. I have to have tests every couple of years to see if it's arrived yet, but the good thing is I get some time off work for the tests and get the pleasure of having stuff stuck up my arse without the risk of the aids.

 

Hope your results are all ok

 

That's settled then. You're on the sofa bed.

[Saint-scooby]

Get it checked out spudgun, moles dont normally fall off..

[thesaint sfc]

I sucked off a badger last night.

[Pancake]

I sucked off a badger last night.

I actually just injured myself laughing so hard to this.

[Spudders]

This is pretty dark, even for TMS

It's funny how threads can take a totally different direction than you’d expect isn't it! I've put stuff in the lounge before expecting some serious replies and ending up thinking I may as well put that in TMS, yet this I wasn’t really expecting any serious replies but it’s gone a totally different direction (all be it helped be me!)

 

I was expecting pictures of people with huge hairy face moles by now!

 

Get it checked out spudgun, moles dont normally fall off..

It was accidently scraped off with a finger nail, I’m pretty sure it’s fine (or at least it was, it’s gone now!)

 

That's settled then. You're on the sofa bed.

 

You say that now, but wait until you've had a few beers

[Spudders]

I sucked off a badger last night.

 

this is better.

[Spudders]

[Block 5]

Who wouldn't mind having a go at scratching this mole off?

 

[Master Bates]

Get thesaint sfc to suck it off.

[Smirking_Saint]

I don't mean to worry you Spudgun, but.... well...have you written the will ??

 

Oh, and why are you called Spudgun ?

[Spudders]

I don't mean to worry you Spudgun, but.... well...have you written the will ??

Not yet, if you'd like me to leave all my debts to you let me know

 

Oh, and why are you called Spudgun ?

hummmmm? Why is the world round? Why is tomato sauce called ketchup on the bottle?, why does Deppo make me laugh to the extent that I almost actually pm'd him yesterday to tell him just that, but then realised that would be a bit ghay? Sometimes there just aren't any answers Smirking Saint.

 

It was a character from the tv series bottom, I assume I got it from there but can’t for the life of me think why I decided to use it when I signed up to the old Saintsforever forum. I can think of a million better names now (well maybe not a million, maybe 4 or 5). I don’t really like it now to be honest.

[Smirking_Saint]

Not yet, if you'd like me to leave all my debts to you let me know

 

 

hummmmm? Why is the world round? Why is tomato sauce called ketchup on the bottle?, why does Deppo make me laugh to the extent that I almost actually pm'd him yesterday to tell him just that, but then realised that would be a bit ghay? Sometimes there just aren't any answers Smirking Saint.

 

It was a character from the tv series bottom, I assume I got it from there but can’t for the life of me think why I decided to use it when I signed up to the old Saintsforever forum. I can think of a million better names now (well maybe not a million, maybe 4 or 5). I don’t really like it now to be honest.

 

Lol

 

I knew where it was from

 

I was hoping for the 'Hand me a spud and you'll find out answer'

 

Maybe the mole has effected your iq ??

[Spudders]

Lol

 

I knew where it was from

 

I was hoping for the 'Hand me a spud and you'll find out answer'

 

Maybe the mole has effected your iq ??

 

It could well have, as you have totally lost me there! Is that a line from the series?

[Smirking_Saint]

It could well have, as you have totally lost me there! Is that a line from the series?

 

Yes lol

[Spudders]

Yes lol

 

Thus providing proof that I didn't get the name due to a massive love of the programme for which I have memorised all the scripts!

[Dog]

I had three moles up until last week, one on my wrist, one on my bellend rim, and one on my eyelid. But thanks to a .99p metal potato peeler and a bottle of TCP, they have all been safely removed and flushed down the crapper.

[SNSUN]

I have hada blood blister for years. Every now and again, I catch it on something, it swells, pops, bleeds,dries, stings, then grows again. Cancerous? I doubt it. The fags will see to that. Moles? Pointless things, got one that looks like a third nipple, and a cluster on my nose. I'm so sexy.

[Dog]

Blood blisters don't bleed you eijit, what size shoe are you darling?

[Saint in Paradise]

Spudgun, with your family history you would be an absolute idiot NOT to visit your Doctor A.S.A.P.

[St Landrew]

Made me think of this:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N3iDvTV3Hw

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Spudgun, I think it was probably a chocolate button.

[SNSUN]

Blood blisters don't bleed you eijit, what size shoe are you darling?

 

Fook knows what this is then. Could be my conjoined twin's remains.

[Spudders]

Spudgun' date=' I think it was probably a chocolate button.[/quote']

 

With my recent gluttonous streak, there is no way I'd have let a chocolate button escape uneaten!