Spudders Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 No I don't mean I have sexually pleasured a small mammal. I've just scratched my sholder and a mole has come off.... Am I going to die now, or get cancer or something else bad? I hate moles, what are they for anyway? Pointless. Went to school with two twin girls and they were both hot, but one of them had a mole above her top lip, that was the only difference. Was a easy way of telling them apart, but instantly made her the less hot one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 I had a mole removed from my back Wednesday, got 5 stitches in it. Now waiting for the results to see how long it's been there. All good fun, cancer is great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2010 All good fun, cancer is great. Ahhh yes, both my mum and my dad have a history of cancer in their family (not related to smoking either) so I am pretty much destined to get it at some point. I have to have tests every couple of years to see if it's arrived yet, but the good thing is I get some time off work for the tests and get the pleasure of having stuff stuck up my arse without the risk of the aids. Hope your results are all ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seaford Saint Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Been to 2 funerals ....on both occasions, both died of cancer, one lung cancder and one bowel/liver cancer. Early diagnosis is key. Sounds like you guys are making sure that if you get it - you will catch it early and that's commendable. Both guys ignored obvious symptoms ( a cough that didn't go away) and the other (feeling tired out and shattered) and avoided going to their GP. By the time they went it was too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Been to 2 funerals ....on both occasions, both died of cancer, one lung cancder and one bowel/liver cancer. Early diagnosis is key. Sounds like you guys are making sure that if you get it - you will catch it early and that's commendable. Both guys ignored obvious symptoms ( a cough that didn't go away) and the other (feeling tired out and shattered) and avoided going to their GP. By the time they went it was too late. Hmm, off to the GP for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Both guys ignored obvious symptoms.........feeling tired.......... Oh jesus, I am often tired. So combining this with a mole being picked off, are you saying I already have cancer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 This is pretty dark, even for TMS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Ahhh yes, both my mum and my dad have a history of cancer in their family (not related to smoking either) so I am pretty much destined to get it at some point. I have to have tests every couple of years to see if it's arrived yet, but the good thing is I get some time off work for the tests and get the pleasure of having stuff stuck up my arse without the risk of the aids. Hope your results are all ok That's settled then. You're on the sofa bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Get it checked out spudgun, moles dont normally fall off.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 I sucked off a badger last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 I sucked off a badger last night. I actually just injured myself laughing so hard to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2010 This is pretty dark, even for TMS It's funny how threads can take a totally different direction than you’d expect isn't it! I've put stuff in the lounge before expecting some serious replies and ending up thinking I may as well put that in TMS, yet this I wasn’t really expecting any serious replies but it’s gone a totally different direction (all be it helped be me!) I was expecting pictures of people with huge hairy face moles by now! Get it checked out spudgun, moles dont normally fall off.. It was accidently scraped off with a finger nail, I’m pretty sure it’s fine (or at least it was, it’s gone now!) That's settled then. You're on the sofa bed. You say that now, but wait until you've had a few beers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2010 I sucked off a badger last night. this is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 5 Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Who wouldn't mind having a go at scratching this mole off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Get thesaint sfc to suck it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 I don't mean to worry you Spudgun, but.... well...have you written the will ?? Oh, and why are you called Spudgun ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2010 I don't mean to worry you Spudgun, but.... well...have you written the will ?? Not yet, if you'd like me to leave all my debts to you let me know Oh, and why are you called Spudgun ? hummmmm? Why is the world round? Why is tomato sauce called ketchup on the bottle?, why does Deppo make me laugh to the extent that I almost actually pm'd him yesterday to tell him just that, but then realised that would be a bit ghay? Sometimes there just aren't any answers Smirking Saint. It was a character from the tv series bottom, I assume I got it from there but can’t for the life of me think why I decided to use it when I signed up to the old Saintsforever forum. I can think of a million better names now (well maybe not a million, maybe 4 or 5). I don’t really like it now to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Not yet, if you'd like me to leave all my debts to you let me know hummmmm? Why is the world round? Why is tomato sauce called ketchup on the bottle?, why does Deppo make me laugh to the extent that I almost actually pm'd him yesterday to tell him just that, but then realised that would be a bit ghay? Sometimes there just aren't any answers Smirking Saint. It was a character from the tv series bottom, I assume I got it from there but can’t for the life of me think why I decided to use it when I signed up to the old Saintsforever forum. I can think of a million better names now (well maybe not a million, maybe 4 or 5). I don’t really like it now to be honest. Lol I knew where it was from I was hoping for the 'Hand me a spud and you'll find out answer' Maybe the mole has effected your iq ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Lol I knew where it was from I was hoping for the 'Hand me a spud and you'll find out answer' Maybe the mole has effected your iq ?? It could well have, as you have totally lost me there! Is that a line from the series? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 It could well have, as you have totally lost me there! Is that a line from the series? Yes lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Yes lol Thus providing proof that I didn't get the name due to a massive love of the programme for which I have memorised all the scripts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 I had three moles up until last week, one on my wrist, one on my bellend rim, and one on my eyelid. But thanks to a .99p metal potato peeler and a bottle of TCP, they have all been safely removed and flushed down the crapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 I have hada blood blister for years. Every now and again, I catch it on something, it swells, pops, bleeds,dries, stings, then grows again. Cancerous? I doubt it. The fags will see to that. Moles? Pointless things, got one that looks like a third nipple, and a cluster on my nose. I'm so sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 9 August, 2010 Share Posted 9 August, 2010 Blood blisters don't bleed you eijit, what size shoe are you darling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 10 August, 2010 Share Posted 10 August, 2010 Spudgun, with your family history you would be an absolute idiot NOT to visit your Doctor A.S.A.P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 10 August, 2010 Share Posted 10 August, 2010 Made me think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N3iDvTV3Hw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 10 August, 2010 Share Posted 10 August, 2010 Spudgun, I think it was probably a chocolate button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 11 August, 2010 Share Posted 11 August, 2010 Blood blisters don't bleed you eijit, what size shoe are you darling? Fook knows what this is then. Could be my conjoined twin's remains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 11 August, 2010 Author Share Posted 11 August, 2010 Spudgun' date=' I think it was probably a chocolate button.[/quote'] With my recent gluttonous streak, there is no way I'd have let a chocolate button escape uneaten! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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