mightysaints Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Could not belive it yesturday, a mate rode his push bike to the game, on entry to the stadium a steward said he could not bring in his bike helmet. Not wanting to leave it with the bike he nearly didn't get in to the game as its worth a lot of dosh. Thankfully another steward told the 1st one don't be so stupid. Thankyou to the steward who used common sence.
Deppo Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I'm not lying when I say that this is my favourite thread on this page so far this season.
Judge_B Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I was told I couldn't take a bottle of water in to Loftus Road once, so I left it with the stewards. I went inside, and bought exactly the same type of bottled water from their caterers. Stewards, eh? What's the world coming to, hell in a handcart, I blame Thatcher etc.
Redbul Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Could not belive it yesturday, a mate rode his push bike to the game, on entry to the stadium a steward said he could not bring in his bike helmet. Not wanting to leave it with the bike he nearly didn't get in to the game as its worth a lot of dosh. Thankfully another steward told the 1st one don't be so stupid. Thankyou to the steward who used common sence. I would just like to say for the record that both myself and my nipper were allowed in with our bike lids. That is all.
RonManager Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I'd just like to say that I was, in fact, allowed in.
Barry the Badger Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I had an uzi in my bag. I was a bit nervous when they stopped me for a bag search but they said they were just checking I didn't have a bike helmet in there and to carry on.
lordswoodsaints Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 A female steward thought I had a lead pipe in my dungers once,she insisted on removing it but realised she made a mistake and now she let's me in for nothing with a smile on her face.
Deppo Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 A female steward thought I had a lead pipe in my dungers once,she insisted on removing it but realised she made a mistake and now she let's me in for nothing with a smile on her face. Had you sh*t your silly pants again?
Arizona Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I've been telling the stewards I'm smuggling drugs into the ground for years. Still no cavity search.
Norm Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 A female steward thought I had a lead pipe in my dungers once,she insisted on removing it but realised she made a mistake and now she let's me in for nothing with a smile on her face.[/quote Funny thing is, I walked in right behind you and she was saying something to the other steward. I didn't catch all of it but she said something about "needle in a haystack". ]
saintscottofthenortham Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 A female steward thought I had a lead pipe in my dungers once,she insisted on removing it but realised she made a mistake and now she let's me in for nothing with a smile on her face.[/quote Funny thing is, I walked in right behind you and she was saying something to the other steward. I didn't catch all of it but she said something about "needle in a haystack". ] Hopefully post 764 is a result for you...
Flyer Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I was told I couldn't take a bottle of water in to Loftus Road once, so I left it with the stewards. I went inside, and bought exactly the same type of bottled water from their caterers. Stewards, eh? What's the world coming to, hell in a handcart, I blame Thatcher etc. You can take the bottle but not the top in, so what everyone does is just put the top in their pocket. People can take in metal flasks too. It makes no sense anyway as a coin would hurt a lot more and they cant ban them. Going back to the OP, how the hell is a foam helmet going to be used as a weapon, it makes as much sense as banning a pillow.
Saint_lambden Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 They do the most pointless bag checks ever... "can I have a look in your bag please ?" open it... 1 mini second later.. "That's fine"...
Jonnyboy Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I laughed at the JPT when the African Steward searched my bag. He had a right good look about and his mate nudged me and said, "he's looking for your sandwich"
Norm Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Hopefully post 764 is a result for you... ? Is there a crypic message in your post somewhere?
OttawaSaint Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 ? Is there a crypic message in your post somewhere? I think it is because you seem incapable of quoting another post correctly...
Norm Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I think it is because you seem incapable of quoting another post correctly... Gosh, I'm off to the corner right now. Unlike you to be 'snotty' OS.
OttawaSaint Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Gosh, I'm off to the corner right now. Unlike you to be 'snotty' OS. Yesssss! You did it Norm! Come on out the corner...give that man a coconut!
OttawaSaint Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Can I also take off the dunce's hat? Best not, you're not out of the woods yet...
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