Dog Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I would love to see toilet rolls back in football, as we have gone back in time, with the new kit and everything these days has gone retro, why not toilet rolls. I want Southampton Football Club to bring launching toilet rolls back into the game we love, it's harmless fun & I didn't know of anyone who ever got injured by a triple-ply Andrex. MK Dons away, I am asking for a rally call, bring a bog roll and throw it goal bound. My memories of football in the 70s & 80s was goal nets draping with bog rolls at corners and goal kicks. Let's start a toilet roll revival!!
hamster Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 the odd guided missile is imo harmless and can make an otherwise dull day memorable.
Deppo Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 We can use it to get rid of any of the sh*t that's out there! LOL!!!
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 the odd guided missile is imo harmless (?) and can make an otherwise dulldays memorable. Sums thing up quite succinctly TBF.
saint lard Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Fag butts They mainly use these at Brighton home games. Coat got. Well,that is one of my 3 posts wasted.
Spudders Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 They mainly use these at Brighton home games. Coat got. Well,that is one of my 3 posts wasted. Don't consider that a wasted post lardy, it made me lol
Badger Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 If Dog is allowed to bring bog rolls back - a move I totally support - to recreate a 60's/70's era, then I will get my old wooden rattle out of the roof. Fast forward 50 years to 2010 and its :"Sorry sir, that's an offensive weapon,can't allow you into the ground with it on Health & Safety grounds"
Katalinic Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 If Dog is allowed to bring bog rolls back - a move I totally support - to recreate a 60's/70's era, then I will get my old wooden rattle out of the roof. Fast forward 50 years to 2010 and its :"Sorry sir, that's an offensive weapon,can't allow you into the ground with it on Health & Safety grounds" Yesterday my 11 year old was actually allowed to keep the cap from the Coke bottle she bought - common sense seems to have finally realised it is difficult to throw a cap from the Chapel to the away end.
Spudders Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Yesterday my 11 year old was actually allowed to keep the cap from the Coke bottle she bought - common sense seems to have finally realised it is difficult to throw a cap from the Chapel to the away end. On the way in to the Northam yesterday the girl in front of me in the queue looked slightly bemused when she had her bottle top taken from her (I don't think she'd been before!) I said that the best thing to do was to just take a spare in her pocket and even the steward agreed saying it was a stupid rule having to take them away from people!
Tractor_Saint Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Yesterday my 11 year old was actually allowed to keep the cap from the Coke bottle she bought - common sense seems to have finally realised it is difficult to throw a cap from the Chapel to the away end. I've only had the cap taken away on one game b4. It's because throwing a bottle full with cap on hurts more... however was allowed to bring a walking pole in once that had a wicked sharp end ... go figure! Bbtbr (bring back the bog roll)
Spudders Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 They should really take our coins off us if they really think we are going to throw stuff. The bog roll thing is a good idea
70's Mike Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 as you get older you prefer for them to be in the toilet rather than on the pitch
Horley CTFC Saint Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 The chafing caused to the side of the head by a roll of Izal could be severe
Wilko Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I'll be bringing a North Korean flag, a beef tomato with tipp-exed white stripes and a bog roll. See you there.
Pilchards Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 So If you was having a sit down job in the toilets and found they had no toilet paper due to someone wanting to throw it on the pitch, what would you do? I can't help feeling that someone will be crawling to the back of the goal just to grab a few sheets to finish them off. Bad idea!!
Arizona Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Had a dream last night that I bought a load of vuvuzelas to take to the game, but ended up blowing them at Millwall fans on the itchen bridge. Should maybe lay off the Edam a little.
saint lard Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 So If you was having a sit down job in the toilets and found they had no toilet paper due to someone wanting to throw it on the pitch, what would you do? I can't help feeling that someone will be crawling to the back of the goal just to grab a few sheets to finish them off. Bad idea!! Don't you just hate that when it happens.
RonManager Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Had a dream last night that I bought a load of vuvuzelas to take to the game, but ended up blowing them at Millwall fans on the itchen bridge. Should maybe lay off the Edam a little. A dream you say - This just in - "Daily Echo reporting a pile of vuvuzelas and red waxy cheese wrapping found on the Itchen Bridge after 3 Millwall fans treated for bleeding eardrums in Southampton Genral Hospital"
Arizona Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I can explain it actually. I live in Bristol and as I was out running, the Millwall faithful were being herded from Ashton Gate back to the train station. Lots of shouting, police blockades, helicoppers, chucking stuff, "givin' it laaaaaarge" etc. I was also planning on getting some vuvuzelas to take to the Belgian Grand Prix, but common sense eventually prevailed on that one.
Iowsaintsfan Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Last time i remember bog rolls being thrown was at Alan Knights Testimonial
Dog Posted 8 August, 2010 Author Posted 8 August, 2010 I want to see bog rolls in the goal nets, bog rolls launched at the MK Dons corner taker, bog rolls everywhere, I want to see bog rolls thrown at ginger man.
saintscottofthenortham Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I want to see bog rolls in the goal nets, bog rolls launched at the MK Dons corner taker, bog rolls everywhere, I want to see bog rolls thrown at *ginger man. *Wotsit.
Badger Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Don't you just hate that when it happens. Credit cards just aren't as useful as cheque books used to be in the old days are they ?
aintforever Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 The problem is nowadays if you throw a bog roll on the pitch you will be caught n CCTV throwing a "missile" arrested, thrown in Jail and be crucified by the nerds on here.
Deppo Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 The problem is nowadays if you throw a bog roll on the pitch you will be caught n CCTV throwing a "missile" arrested, thrown in Jail and be crucified by the nerds on here. Bloody right. And if they don't get you, it'll be the Muslim paedo speed cameras.
dronskisaint Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 125 years ago there were bog rolls?! I remember the Izal packets of tracing paper before the rolls...both only capable of smearing...I'm guessing in 1885 they used straw...or worse - nothing at all...bleughhhh:uhoh:
SNSUN Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 I'm all for this, as long as the toilet roll isn't taken from the bogs. I vowed never to rub my pooey butt up the walls ever again.
Redbul Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 125 years ago there were bog rolls?! I remember the Izal packets of tracing paper before the rolls...both only capable of smearing...I'm guessing in 1885 they used straw...or worse - nothing at all...bleughhhh:uhoh: Or spreadsheets as we knew them at school....
RonManager Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 125 years ago there were bog rolls?! ...I'm guessing in 1885 they used straw...or worse - nothing at all...bleughhhh:uhoh: Dock leaves. Antiseptically soft. Always keep some handy if you need to take a dump in a nettle bed. No. 3487 in series of 'Ron's Country Remedies'
alpine_saint Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 the odd guided missile is imo harmless and can make an otherwise dull day memorable. Really ? There are quite a few people who think he is a t*sser rather than harmless. I agree he is odd though.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Really ? There are quite a few people who think he is a t*sser rather than harmless. I agree he is odd though. Done already #5, do keep up Alps!
dubai_phil Posted 8 August, 2010 Posted 8 August, 2010 Why Bog Rolls? Surely in these more enlightened times everyone should be using Bidets Should solve the problem of packed defences at SMS, might be a problem for the Yoof to hurl them down from the back of the Northam though
dickyhale Posted 9 August, 2010 Posted 9 August, 2010 Any of you taking one to Ms Dons are 100% DUMB. We are already having complaints from them, when i bought my season ticket it had a letter just moaning about our behaviour. I dont give a f**k how we behave but we dont want to be banned from stadium MK?
Sour Mash Posted 9 August, 2010 Posted 9 August, 2010 Any of you taking one to Ms Dons are 100% DUMB. We are already having complaints from them, when i bought my season ticket it had a letter just moaning about our behaviour. I dont give a f**k how we behave but we dont want to be banned from stadium MK?
hamster Posted 9 August, 2010 Posted 9 August, 2010 dickyhale, worry not. As a youngster I (as did many others) used to launch the odd loo roll in celebration following a goal. The police would occasinally tear me off a strip but as no-one ever got hurt nowmal rules did not a ply and they'd roll out the lame old 'i know yer muvva' warning and the one time I did appear in court I was aquilted.
Dog Posted 9 August, 2010 Author Posted 9 August, 2010 Any of you taking one to Ms Dons are 100% DUMB. We are already having complaints from them, when i bought my season ticket it had a letter just moaning about our behaviour. I dont give a f**k how we behave but we dont want to be banned from stadium MK? I like armadillos.
Dimond Geezer Posted 10 August, 2010 Posted 10 August, 2010 Yesterday my 11 year old was actually allowed to keep the cap from the Coke bottle she bought - common sense seems to have finally realised it is difficult to throw a cap from the Chapel to the away end. They've not removed caps since we were relegated from the Prem. I assume the cap removal rule was at the Prems insistance. Used to get around this by having a spare in my pocket.
Liquidshokk Posted 10 August, 2010 Posted 10 August, 2010 I've only had the cap taken away on one game b4. It's because throwing a bottle full with cap on hurts more... however was allowed to bring a walking pole in once that had a wicked sharp end ... go figure! Bbtbr (bring back the bog roll) Lol I thought it was because they didnt want you throwing a plastic cap... I mean how much can that hurt lol
Dog Posted 10 September, 2010 Author Posted 10 September, 2010 Ahem, bog rolls against MK Dogsh!te ? Milton Keynes is one big sh!thole, so we should treat it appropriately !!
RedAndWhite91 Posted 10 September, 2010 Posted 10 September, 2010 Any of you taking one to Ms Dons are 100% DUMB. We are already having complaints from them, when i bought my season ticket it had a letter just moaning about our behaviour. I dont give a f**k how we behave but we dont want to be banned from stadium MK? Yeah I agree!!!! Throwing a toilet roll will definitely get Southampton Football Club banned from Ms Dons. Think about it, that's 1 less game per season, 3 points missed, just cos of a toilet roll. You lot are completely bonkers.
NorthamSteve Posted 10 September, 2010 Posted 10 September, 2010 I like the way this thread has recovered.
fish fingers Posted 10 September, 2010 Posted 10 September, 2010 (edited) Au Au Aubergine, Au Au Aubergine. Edited 10 September, 2010 by fish fingers
st alex Posted 10 September, 2010 Posted 10 September, 2010 Toilet rolls can add alot to an atmosphere, hopefully they'll make a return, for special occasions at least.
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