Live @ Staplewood!

[Pilchards]

Lovely green pitch which is currently being watered the players are slowly starting to get ready for the 11 o clock training session.

Any chance anyone could give us a squad number list so I can check off those in front of me.

Maybe we might have our new midfielder out there today, although I would not have a clue without your help.

 

Btw I won't be revealing any tactic moves as it won't be fair to AP.

[the saint in winchester]

Just tell us the squad numbers you see and if any have numbers we have a blank cell for, we'll ask you to describe him. (Assume you can't photograph them and upload for us to photofit?)

[Pilchards]

Sorry my fault, they have dove the running on the other pitch and now we have a full blown tactics session in front of me.

[Pilchards]

It's one touch off the striker and bang - Goal :-)

[Pilchards]

Barnard - **** hot, top corner everytime beating the bart

[Pilchards]

All training except Lallana who is in and out if the weights room

[Pilchards]

Wilkins doing all the talking and coaching as we do one two's and bang

[Pilchards]

Two camera crews are here so they won't show a new player me thinks

[Pilchards]

All the defenders are somewhere else practicing I presume.

[trousers]

[Pilchards]

Remember that Niemi and Viera triple save at at marys?

I've just seen Bart do it four times :-)

[trousers]

Do you have a camera phone....?

[Hatch]

we'll walk this league

[Pilchards]

AP teaching them the art of spinning the ball while shooting....

 

MATTY!! where are you?

[supersonic]

Are members of the public allowed to watch training sessions now? Also is AP there? Or is he tying up a deal to sing ronaldinho

[Pilchards]

  trousers said:

Do you have a camera phone....?

 

Yeah but I'm not going to let security see what angle I'm at!

[trousers]

Is Richardson training?

[trousers]

  Pilchards said:

Yeah but I'm not going to let security see what angle I'm at!

 

Dangle it at the end of a long stick

[Pilchards]

Question for you.

What does a manager do if the coach does all the training moves?

 

Who needs them :-)

[dubai_phil]

Boo Pilchards OUT

 

Burn the witch - he's obviously now an ITK'er - heck even an insider!

 

How DARE he start a thread about football

[Pilchards]

touch, touch... spray it down the line and cross.

4 charging in and boom (over) haha Oxy skies!

[Suhari]

So is Pilchards there in an 'unofficial' capacity?

 

We have our very own secret squirrel on the board?

[Pilchards]

Poor keepers, play continues until it's a goal. They are so charged up the attackers.

[Pilchards]

Connelly 20 yard volley top corner!

 

yeehah

[ericofarabia]

How long before NC rolls up and spoils the party (allegedly and all that malarky !!)

 

Oi Ger orf moi land !!!

[Pilchards]

here we go. man in tie smartly dressed walking in with bald man suited up

[Barry the Badger]

This is great stuff, can't wait until Saturday now!

[ericofarabia]

  Pilchards said:

here we go. man in tie smartly dressed walking in with bald man suited up

 

Security or new signing?

[hamster]

Who are we playing? They don't appear to have had a touch yet!

[Pilchards]

About 20 years old black hair, he's watching for three minutes and then into the food area which is the tactics/video room

[hamster]

Pilch, who did you contact to get access to training please?

[Saints67]

I've lost count! Are we three nil or four nil up already?

[Pilchards]

The bald guy has a folder with him.

Young smart dressed kid I say but I've no idea who. He took a photo with his camera phone haha

[Tom28]

  Pilchards said:

here we go. man in tie smartly dressed walking in with bald man suited up

 

Danny Coid?

[hamster]

  Pilchards said:

About 20 years old black hair, he's watching for three minutes and then into the food area which is the tactics/video room

 

Would explain the TV crews, any sign of the Echo hack's?

[Pilchards]

Who's 11?

[Pilchards]

The defenders are here!

Full scale match coming up :-)

[hamster]

What are the pies like Pilch?

[ChudSaint]

  Pilchards said:

Who's 11?

 

We don't have one do we???

[supersonic]

  Pilchards said:

The bald guy has a folder with him.

Young smart dressed kid I say but I've no idea who. He took a photo with his camera phone haha

 

Player and agent perhaps?

[Tom28]

  Pilchards said:

The bald guy has a folder with him.

Young smart dressed kid I say but I've no idea who. He took a photo with his camera phone haha

 

I feel teased. Not sexually. Well, nearly sexually. Matt Phillips. Please be Matt Phillips.

[Pilchards]

Listen up Pardew is talking!

He's telling them what he wants and he's sorting out the teams for bibs bs no bibs....

[baxter]

Are we expected to sign someone today? Who is in the picture?

[itchen_dan]

  Pilchards said:

Who's 11?

 

No one. Its currently available.

[miserableoldgit]

This is a brilliant thread!! I am beginning to get my appetite for TSW back again after the grind of the summer anti-Cortese fest.

[Pilchards]

it's defence vs attacks.

full scale riot here we come.

[Iowsaintsfan]

  Suhari said:

So is Pilchards there in an 'unofficial' capacity?

 

We have our very own secret squirrel on the board?

 

 

that just reminds me of Trigger Happy Tv

[Pilchards]

Jiadi - two power headers - make that three!!!

holy me that guy is going mad for the ball.

[Pilchards]

Jiadi 5 now!!

[Pilchards]

Puncheon corner two feet away from me