dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Posted 31 July, 2010 Cabaret at the Atlantic queen on a Friday night, pick up free condoms for weekend, pull off duty Rozzer. The Edge of a Saturday, wear a Saints shirt, meet TSF posters, swop post it cyber notes, back in time to call delldays a **** on here. Take the dog for a walk on the common, collect twigs for the fire - best ones near the toilets, then down the angel for a game of pool.
harvey Posted 31 July, 2010 Posted 31 July, 2010 You couldn't beat The Magnum............2 blokes playing on the pool table upstairs..........both wearing 118 shorts
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Posted 31 July, 2010 Was gutted first I discovered the Atlantic queen, i was going through spell of denial and took a bird, and she was getting all uptight and gave me the silent treatment when I turned the bar stool upside down to make room for 4 - selfish *****. Dunno what it is with women and homophobia - reckon she was a closet tranny.
Arizona Posted 1 August, 2010 Posted 1 August, 2010 Cabaret at the Atlantic queen on a Friday night, pick up free condoms for weekend, pull off duty Rozzer. The Edge of a Saturday, wear a Saints shirt, meet TSF posters, swop post it cyber notes, back in time to call delldays a **** on here. Take the dog for a walk on the common, collect twigs for the fire - best ones near the toilets, then down the angel for a game of pool. So you are George Michael.
dune Posted 1 August, 2010 Author Posted 1 August, 2010 (edited) So you are George Michael. Is he one of the gay people too? Blimey he doesn't look gay and that put's me off. I like my gays to be proper gay so you know they're not suddenly gonna decide they're bored and chang their mind. I tell you who really annoys me - Willy Hague - with his fake gay accent, and getting married and then acting like he's gay with those big come on eyes and when he really is only abroad a lot to keep up this image - he'll be off to Thailand soon and watch those lady boys try and trick him. Proper little "have a look but don't touch" is Willy and he's so ****ing convincing. He has broken many a gay heart has that one and it's dead selfish. I reckon we should invite him to Southampton, mebee say we have a cottage blue rosette making industry, maybe drop the cottage bit though cos he'd only play on it to tease us. And then we kidnapp him and dress him in a rainbow leotard and lace his babycham (****ing **** drinking the old tell tale - come and get me boys drink) with roofies and then try and turn him. I bet he'd never come over to our side though but lying next to him in a smart hotel on the Avenue and listening to him recollect his speeaches in his grogged out state would certainly be worth a w4nk. Edited 1 August, 2010 by dune
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