dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 Anyone else here have a job as an early morning van driver when you pull a munt deep pile carpet burger, or do you prefer it like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 And which site did you copy that one from..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 Bald. Trimmed run-way at a push Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 (edited) And which site did you copy that one from..? I didn't. And why'd you say that? Thought you and me got on OK and now imply i'm a liar. As you imply this I think you are special and not normal. And that is a ******** insult and inthe process have been spawned (i know it pwned of somethinh whatever that ****s all about). I wasnt to hear from my mate dsm cos some one tried to ban me the other week and apart the dsm and maybe 1 other sound mod 9though not as cool as dsm who would be on jeremy kyles sub xero board i dunno who it was. Or is that jeremy clarksons but, **** it who cares dsm would be at home with kyle or clarkson cos he's got the x factor and is a real mans man/.ladies man/funny guy/kinda guys you look up to and think yeh i wanna be like that. Soz dsm if this embarrasses you but i ****ing love you. Topman. Edited 31 July, 2010 by dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 31 July, 2010 Share Posted 31 July, 2010 There is no excuse for a hairy bean burger in this day and age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 31 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 31 July, 2010 There is no excuse for a hairy bean burger in this day and age! But if there was what would it be? And i agree, hairy *****s are always sweaty and unless freshy soaped they compromise my exacting hygiene standards and I cannot help thinking has it been washed since the last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 1 August, 2010 Share Posted 1 August, 2010 The only place a woman should have hair, is on her head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 1 August, 2010 Share Posted 1 August, 2010 I think your wrong Marsdinno You will upset Dave Benson Phillips , he likes fat hairy women full stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 1 August, 2010 Share Posted 1 August, 2010 Hairy pie is good, you can flosh with the pubes on the way out. Plus the m1nge always tastes beefy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 1 August, 2010 Share Posted 1 August, 2010 The scent changes over the month from a distastefull chicken soup to a lovely chilli burger and fishy in between and bald is dull, hairy is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martel Posted 19 August, 2010 Share Posted 19 August, 2010 Bald. Trimmed run-way at a push Tile smooth can never be beaten, looks better and tastes better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 19 August, 2010 Share Posted 19 August, 2010 Has to be bald, but I love a good anal beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 19 August, 2010 Share Posted 19 August, 2010 Keep a small tuft imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 19 August, 2010 Share Posted 19 August, 2010 People who like a shaven haven only like it because it reminds them of little girls. Personally give me a nice big ****ing rhododendron bush. Just so long as the bint has had a shower and no longer needs to use Canesten. If I want mushrooms I'll visit a greengrocers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 August, 2010 Share Posted 19 August, 2010 People who like a shaven haven only like it because it reminds them of little girls. Personally give me a nice big ****ing rhododendron bush. Just so long as the bint has had a shower and no longer needs to use Canesten. If I want mushrooms I'll visit a greengrocers. Ahhh The massive bush, haven of the old codgers. Why has SaintKip been banned again ?? One of the only ones with any humour on this forum. Ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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