equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/article1748274.ece Never with another bloke!! And with kids in the house ffs??!! How stupid is she? How would she feel if it was the other way round? "We sat in his car holding hands." Yeah right!!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Dirty girl wanting both holes filled in!
Weston Super Saint Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 I went to Yatton at the weekend for a mate's 10th wedding anniversary. I didn't see anyone having a threesome
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 DP will only ever bring you and your mate closer
saint_stevo Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 she is quite hot tho, i would question, why would you want this broadcast nationally? with pictures etc? ASW?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 DP will only ever bring you and your mate closer I lol'd! I would love to have a threesome with 2 hot girls though. Now that would be amazing!
saint_stevo Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 They are messy, fact only if you finish too quick, and then you gotta watch as some random hangs out the back of your mrs
Wade Garrett Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 'I want to **** your best mate for Christmas' would set the alarm bells ringing for me.
saint_stevo Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 I lol'd! I would love to have a threesome with 2 hot girls though. Now that would be amazing! take your erection elsewhere I_n_s
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 She is quite hot tho, i would? Just because you would, doesnt mean she is 'quite hot'. I prob would too
saint_stevo Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Just because you would, doesnt mean she is 'quite hot'. I prob would too she has teh bewbs and teh crevices so all is well
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 take your erection elsewhere I_n_s Sorry, was it poking in your side?
scott_saints Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 She's quite alright. I'd have a threesome with her and her husband!
Hatch Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 'The names of the children have been changed' That's all right then , cos now nobody in their little inbred Southwest Village will know who they are , at all, no sireee.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Wondering how much squidditch she got paid for that story? Doesnt have to be true does it?
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 "Kissing was too intimate" always makes me laugh that one, its okay to play the skin flute but whatever you do don't you dare kiss !!!!
Scudamore Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Estranged hubby mark looks like Lee Hendrie
CabbageFace Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Why is the husband enstranged? Surely she is for ****ging his best mate!
Rory Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 estranged hubby mark looks like lee hendrie chdajfy?
Scudamore Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Why is the husband enstranged? Surely she is for ****ging his best mate! Truth be told i didn't actually read the story...it's hardly going to enrich my life having this sh:t taking up space in my brain...no i misread the caption under the Lee Hendrie doppelganger...you're right she is the estranged one...
Scudamore Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 chdajfy? probably clean my windows... not a euphemism...
The King Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 She's quite alright. I'd have a threesome with her and her husband! Nah, you'd be way too scared! :-) as would I!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Truth be told i didn't actually read the story...it's hardly going to enrich my life having this sh:t taking up space in my brain. Im sure there is plenty of room, besides, it is a brilliant read!
equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Posted 30 September, 2008 Dirty girl wanting both holes filled in! Actually after giving birth to 5 kids she could probably "accommodate" both men at the same time.
Hatch Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Actually after giving birth to 5 kids she could probably "accommodate" both men at the same time. I bet she has one ginger, one blonde, one black kid, an asian and an Eskimo, and the Dad still thinks they are his.
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Actually after giving birth to 5 kids she could probably "accommodate" both men at the same time. Why is that then? :confused:
CabbageFace Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Why is that then? :confused: Bucket Clunge.
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Bucket Clunge. What's that then? Even more :confused:
CabbageFace Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 What's that then? Even more :confused: Saggy Flaps? Skip Flange?
equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Posted 30 September, 2008 What's that then? Even more :confused: Slack fanneh!! Her not you!
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Slack fanneh!! Her not you! But she might have had 5 Caesarians - had you thought of that? Had you?
equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Posted 30 September, 2008 But she might have had 5 Caesarians - had you thought of that? Had you? Yes but it wasn't as funny!
Wade Garrett Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 She's got a hole liked a ripped out fireplace.
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