Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 What's the Bobby Moore this weekend then? Friday - Poker Saturday - Off for a bike ride in the new forest with a bird. Hoping to slam her in a field somewhere. Sunday - Play football, clean car and other sensible things ( probably end up in the pub ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Friday - Work Saturday - Work Sunday - Work. I'm glad these weekend threads have resurfaced again - gives me a reason to copy and paste once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 fri - nothing sat - nothing sun - if i get up, nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Can I change my Sunday actions for " Car hunting " please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 friday - work saturday - work sunday - work. I'm glad these weekend threads have resurfaced again - gives me a reason to copy and paste once again. fri - nothing sat - nothing sun - if i get up, nothing swap!!!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Fri - On call. Not sure Sat- On call. Play golf, probably get called out when furthest from car. Pub to drink coke and moan Sun- On call. Football match. Relax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Friday - Corriander Lounge in town for a Ruby, plus a few beers Saturday - Gym in the morning, then Saints v Reading (breaking with my tradition of not doing preseason games as i am going cold turkey for football at the moment, plus i can argue with the mongs on the main site about players and formations etc) Sunday - Gym, then maybe rose bowl for the cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 What's the Bobby Moore this weekend then? Friday - Poker Saturday - Off for a bike ride in the new forest with a bird. Hoping to slam her in a field somewhere. Sunday - Play football, clean car and other sensible things ( probably end up in the pub ) Which one is this? When she sees how fat and sweaty you have got on your bike you wont get your **** anywhere near it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Which one is this? When she sees how fat and sweaty you have got on your bike you wont get your **** anywhere near it. Bournemouth bird. I have chafed a bit from walking to work the last few days. Hope that clears up in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Bournemouth bird. I have chafed a bit from walking to work the last few days. Hope that clears up in time. You need to post on here http://vbulletin.thesite.org/archive/index.php/t-99092.html I particularly liked the comment from 'Thiznabulon' "Yeah I had this problem just yesterday. Every overweight person has experienced this at one time or another" :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Fri - drive back to southampton at some point..and stay at my mothers Sat - Out with an Air Hostess I used to go to school with and staying at hers (I am no longer seeing the CID bird) sun - see my mother then drive back to plymouth at some point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Friday - Nothing as I am ill Saturday - May go into West Quay in the morning, then Saints game. In evening night out in Skateland for someone's birthday Sunday - My little cousins brithday party. Evening - on a date! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Friday - Nothing as I am ill Saturday - May go into West Quay in the morning, then Saints game. In evening night out in Skateland for someone's birthday Sunday - My little cousins brithday party. Evening - on a date! Your Saturday looks sh!te. Shopping, pointless friendly and socialising with skate c*nts. Ewwww Date on Sunday? Anyone we know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Fri - drive back to southampton at some point..and stay at my mothers Sat - Out with an Air Hostess I used to go to school with and staying at hers (I am no longer seeing the CID bird) sun - see my mother then drive back to plymouth at some point Been dumped have we?? You and fatty should bury the hatchet, you have a lot in common, you could become bessie mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Your Saturday looks sh!te. Shopping, pointless friendly and socialising with skate c*nts. Ewwww Date on Sunday? Anyone we know? err, pot and black?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 (edited) Been dumped have we?? You and fatty should bury the hatchet, you have a lot in common, you could become bessie mates. sort of....she is working loads..I am away soon...mutual agreement shame, she was fit...but hey ho, one door closes another opens with another hot bird just as I am visiting home... *mutual agreement meaning she wanted to end it Edited 30 July, 2010 by Thedelldays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Friday - Nothing as I am ill Saturday - May go into West Quay in the morning, then Saints game. In evening night out in Skateland for someone's birthday Sunday - My little cousins brithday party. Evening - on a date! I am going tomorrow to Georgie, look out for me, i'll be the one that your friend nudges and says, 'look at him, how sexy is he?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 sort of....she is working loads..I am away soon...mutual agreement *mutual agreement meaning she wanted to end it Working loads? Ie getting pounded by someone from the drug squad probably. Seriously, you and Stu could become firm friends, i see a lot of similarities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2010 err, pot and black?? There is a difference between slamming a skate and going for a drink with one and socialising with 'locals' - whenever I went for a drink with the skate I always insisted we drove off the Island, thus keeping to my record of never been out in P*mpey. Hang on, maybe Dulldays and Georgie are hooking up? That would explain why Georgie has got narky with me all of a sudden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2010 I am going tomorrow to Georgie, look out for me, i'll be the one that your friend nudges and says, 'look at him, how sexy is he?' She goes to football with a bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 There is a difference between slamming a skate and going for a drink with one and socialising with 'locals' - whenever I went for a drink with the skate I always insisted we drove off the Island, thus keeping to my record of never been out in P*mpey. Hang on, maybe Dulldays and Georgie are hooking up? That would explain why Georgie has got narky with me all of a sudden. Was this the same Skate you had planned to move in with and adopt her kids? Good on them both if it is, i think TDD is nailed on for a good time given Georiges normal standards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 She goes to football with a bloke. What sort of a bloke goes to football with a bird? Bad enough if your girlfriend/wife tries to fit in with you and come along. Is he a shirt lifter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 I have been set up with a bird by the old poster called slipped halo...it was a dirt she worked with....thanks slipped if you read this..great memories lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 What sort of a bloke goes to football with a bird? Bad enough if your girlfriend/wife tries to fit in with you and come along. Is he a shirt lifter? one that is desperately trying to investigate her knickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2010 What sort of a bloke goes to football with a bird? Bad enough if your girlfriend/wife tries to fit in with you and come along. Is he a shirt lifter? Exactly, one of the reasons we would never have worked. She tried talking about football too much, and we all know that's out of a womans depth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Fri ~ public house Sat ~ stag do in Bratislava Sun ~ hanging out the back of a 50p whore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Exactly, one of the reasons we would never have worked. She tried talking about football too much, and we all know that's out of a womans depth. hmmm, that would irk me too, generally women are okay at basic level football talk, like recognising the difference between a throw in and a corner but when they start talking about more advanced things like offside, formations, tactics and signings that is when they are show up for the simpletons that they are. A womans brain is not designed to understand the difference between 4-4-2 and 4-5-1. they really shouldn't even attempt it as they just embarass themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 30 July, 2010 hmmm, that would irk me too, generally women are okay at basic level football talk, like recognising the difference between a throw in and a corner but when they start talking about more advanced things like offside, formations, tactics and signings that is when they are show up for the simpletons that they are. A womans brain is not designed to understand the difference between 4-4-2 and 4-5-1. they really shouldn't even attempt it as they just embarass themselves. Georgie has opinions on Installment Plans too. That was the end of it for me then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Georgie has opinions on Installment Plans too. That was the end of it for me then. Any woman with an opinion is a woman to be avoided, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Friday - Gym and race night for football clubs coffers, will probably get a tad merry. Sat - May swim in the morning, may go to Reading, prob end up foing f all. Sun - Dunno, may read up on a few work tests i have to do, hopefully go to the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 She goes to football with a bloke. I dont. I am having to go on my own next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgie Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Georgie has opinions on Installment Plans too. That was the end of it for me then. No I did not, I was just fed up of you going on and on and on about how crap the club, cortese etc etc is. It got boring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 No I did not, I was just fed up of you going on and on and on about how crap the club, cortese etc etc is. It got boring! amen to that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 I dont. I am having to go on my own next year. Where are you sitting tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Friday - Pub, probably head to the Malvern or something, not sure yet. Saturday - Got to paint the front of a house in Portswood, have worked all but three weekends since the season finished, will be nice to go back to normal next week. Doubt I'll do anything in the evening, might go for a run just to get out the house. Sunday - Should hopefully finish the painting then on the lash in town, probably head to Bedfords or Cricketers, anywhere really. Fairly dull weekend I predict around a 5/10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 No I did not, I was just fed up of you going on and on and on about how crap the club, cortese etc etc is. It got boring! how far you willing to go on your date..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 how far you willing to go on your date..? All the way i reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michelle Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Friday: Pop into town for shops and nosh, might go to Blue Keys for a friend's gig. Saturday: Work all day, watch GP quali, aunt & uncle's wedding anniversary do in t'evening. Sunday: New Milton, GP quali, BBQ, do some number crunching for work stuff in prep for a meeting on Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 how far you willing to go on your date..? Stop grooming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Stop grooming! just want to know if she will let him smash her pastie in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 just want to know if she will let him smash her pastie in She seems to like losers so you've got a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Friday: Pop into town for shops and nosh, might go to Blue Keys for a friend's gig. Saturday: Work all day, watch GP quali, aunt & uncle's wedding anniversary do in t'evening. Sunday: New Milton, GP quali, BBQ, do some number crunching for work stuff in prep for a meeting on Wednesday. If you're expecting GP quali on both days... you might be in for a shock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 30 July, 2010 Share Posted 30 July, 2010 Friday - Pub, probably head to the Malvern or something, not sure yet. Saturday - Got to paint the front of a house in Portswood, have worked all but three weekends since the season finished, will be nice to go back to normal next week. Doubt I'll do anything in the evening, might go for a run just to get out the house. Sunday - Should hopefully finish the painting then on the lash in town, probably head to Bedfords or Cricketers, anywhere really. Fairly dull weekend I predict around a 5/10. Not happening now, probably closer to a 3 or 4 / 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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