Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Going on from Olympics thread in the Lounge, just wondering what peoples ideal jobs would be? I have been thinking about this a lot of recent, as im not enjoying my current job as much as I thought I would and as much as my previous job. I think working with pets would be my dream job. I know a Vet would be the obvious choice, however, a lot of Vet work is the bad side of dealing with animals. Seeing sick pets, having to put them down etc. I think looking after cats or dogs would be a dream job of mine, sadly I dont think it would make me my millions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Professional Golfer. or something poncey like an Airline pilot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Internet forum moderator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Best selling author. I'm still trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Porn Star Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Oil Shiekh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Netball team fluffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Top 16 Snooker player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 something poncey like an Airline pilot. Internet forum moderator. Arizona, you have some fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 basketball team fluffer wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 I'm as close as I'll ever be to mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 I'm as close as I'll ever be to mine. Bet you still moan about it from time to time though eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Bet you still moan about it from time to time though eh? Of course. There's a fair bit of pressure on sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Being a holiday rep wouldnt be a bad job. **** lots of fit girls. Downside being you come in contact with STI's quite frequently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Being a holiday rep wouldnt be a bad job. **** lots of fit girls. Downside being you come in contact with other holiday reps quite frequently. Fixed it for you... Also the working hours and pay aren't great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Dog Handler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Dog Handler. Ah AV, long time. I set up that 'things you like' thread as you asked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 I'd really like to work in a living museum. We were in Ironbridge last week and I'd love to dress up in Victorian clothes and 'pretend' to have lived in those times at a place like that. Alternatively I'd like to be a museum / tour guide (in Oxford) or work in a bookshop. Or work in a theatre, either back stage or as an usherperson. But these jobs don't pay enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Ah AV, long time. I set up that 'things you like' thread as you asked... I could go and find it, but I am far too lazy, so I will just say, that the things I like are: - To be a Dog handler - Weekends - Evenings - Bank holidays - My Mum - My Dad - My Sister - My friend - My ladyfriend (hand, hahahahahaha, that's for the funny ones out there) - More than 5 hours sleep - Smiling - Seeing people happy - Posting happy lists on the innernets with 33.3% of my daily innernets allowance. I hope all my peeps out there are alive and kicking. Love you all xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 A vet. You get to put down dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 30 September, 2008 A vet. You get to put down dogs. You really hate them dont you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 A vet. You get to put down dogs. You mean "You've got stupid big floppy ears and your breath smells"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 I'd like to be a mattress and pillow tester for a luxury International hotel chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLYMPIC Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Explorer that would be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain saint Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Contract Killer/hitman/sniper:snipe: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 I wouldn't work for Ideal. They make the Isar and the Icos and they are both a nightmare to work on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 The Man From Del Monte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolution saint Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 I'd like to be a private eye in the Raymond Chandler style. If any scriptwriter wants an idea for a film then write a sequel to 'West World' called 'Noir World' - that's where i want to go on holiday. Failing that I found barwork to be the most fun but least paid and the hours were rubbish. In fact the most enjoyable jobs I've had were the least paid I've had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 A vet. You get to put down dogs. I took my dog to the vets for a simple check up only last week. I was quite upset not to mentioned surprised, when the vet said he would have to put our Shelby down. I managed to hold back the tears and asked him why? He said "cos she's ****ing heavy mate" £50 into the bargain too - at least D ick Turpin hade the decency to wear a mask! Coat, Hat, Scarf, Taxi, whoosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 1 October, 2008 Share Posted 1 October, 2008 I took my dog to the vets for a simple check up only last week. I was quite upset not to mentioned surprised, when the vet said he would have to put our Shelby down. I managed to hold back the tears and asked him why? He said "cos she's ****ing heavy mate" £50 into the bargain too - at least D ick Turpin hade the decency to wear a mask! Coat, Hat, Scarf, Taxi, whoosh This is a funny joke. Much funnier than the crap one about the sniffer dog. Is it a Freddie Starr joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 1 October, 2008 Share Posted 1 October, 2008 The man who sponges the spunk off porn stars at the end of a hard days work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 1 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 1 October, 2008 The man who sponges the spunk off porn stars at the end of a hard days work. You realise you have to throw the sponges away after though dont you. They wouldnt let you keep them. I fear I have just ruined your dreams now. Like telling kids there is no santa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 1 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 1 October, 2008 Was listening to the radio this am and they were talking about the Chelski game against that clunge team, or whatever they are called. Apparently Chelsea dont trust the food being cooked for them at the hotel they are staying at so they are employing a taster to 'check' all the food before hand. THAT is my ideal job! Bet the pay aint half bad either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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