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Fri - wifes fit mate coming to stay for weekend, she just had boob job, going to see if I can have a go on them. get her ****ed first. No problemo.

 

Sat - Ascot races for the King George. 2nd attempt on wifes fit mate tits.

 

Sun - consult divorce lawyer probably.

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Tonight - Poker

 

Tommorow - Boring stuff during the day ( shock horror ) , pub in the evening.

 

Sunday - Best mates kids christening and get completely totalled, sunday evening, get dumped.

 

Quite a quiet one by my normally high standards.

 

I have amended.

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Today - nerding it up at War and Peace festival at Paddock Wood with the lass. BIG TANKS!! RARRRRRRR!!!

 

Saturday - Mate's birthday, BBQ then getting pished in Camden.

 

Sunday - Not sure, see what various folk are up to.

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Tonight - friends house for drinks and BBQ, then into town

Saturday - Recovering from hangover, clean car, ice skating in evening

Sunday - Doing a car boot sale, pub lunch, then I guess doing boring stuff like the washing

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Friday ~ Cider festival

Saturday ~ Skiiing all day then camping at night

Sunday ~ Going Marlin fishing

 

Tonight - friends house for drinks and BBQ, then into town

Saturday - Recovering from hangover, clean car, ice skating in evening

Sunday - Doing a car boot sale, pub lunch, then I guess doing boring stuff like the washing

 

Bloody Hell sounds like the weather is going to take a turn for the worse this weekend!!

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Tonight - friends house for drinks and BBQ, then into town

Saturday - Recovering from hangover, clean car, ice skating in evening

Sunday - Doing a car boot sale, pub lunch, then I guess doing boring stuff like the washing

 

any sh*gging?

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Yes, but they take almost an hour from Romsey to Fratton... so is a bit of a ball-ache for her... so unfortunately she won't be able to make it. :D

 

If she cant be arsed to sit on a train for an hour this early into the 'relationship' to see you then it aint going to last. I give it a month tops, she is probably being f*cked by someone else sunday anyway.

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Tonight- Few beers at the local with the missus. ;) Try not to ogle at the fit new barmaid too much.

 

Tomorrow- S****horpe for pre-season friendly number four.

 

Sunday- Taking the little one to see Toy Story at the cinema.

 

No pigeon racing or walking your whippet?

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She won't be f*cking someone else on Sunday... I might be though. :smug:

 

turn it in Stu, you fat, smelly c*nt, everyone know your endless tales of philandering are bull****. You are seen as the fat, slightly funny joke figure in the pub who all women consider a mate and when they get f*cked out of their heads think it might work because you are a nice bloke adn get a few sympathy ****s because they all know how **** you are with birds and they feel guilty about it. But when your stinky, fat body has been anywhere near them they soon realise they could never fancy you and it was a mistake they have made and never do it again.

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turn it in Stu, you fat, smelly c*nt, everyone know your endless tales of philandering are bull****. You are seen as the fat, slightly funny joke figure in the pub who all women consider a mate and when they get f*cked out of their heads think it might work because you are a nice bloke adn get a few sympathy ****s because they all know how **** you are with birds and they feel guilty about it. But when your stinky, fat body has been anywhere near them they soon realise they could never fancy you and it was a mistake they have made and never do it again.

 

Fair comment.

 

I have finished playing around with a couple of them now, I will send you a friend suggestion for them through facebook. xx

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Fri - wifes fit mate coming to stay for weekend, she just had boob job, going to see if I can have a go on them. get her ****ed first. No problemo.

 

Sat - Ascot races for the King George. 2nd attempt on wifes fit mate tits.

 

Sun - consult divorce lawyer probably.

 

if its a threesome she wont have a leg to stand on

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Fri - wifes fit mate coming to stay for weekend, she just had boob job, going to see if I can have a go on them. get her ****ed first. No problemo.

 

Sat - Ascot races for the King George. 2nd attempt on wifes fit mate tits.

Sun - consult divorce lawyer probably.

 

Same for me. King George that is, not your wifes mates tits. However....

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Friday - Work then following Twitter waiting for SFC to announce something worth waiting up for.

 

Saturday - Work, then into Windsor to make an appearance at a mate's birthday that I really don't want to go to as I can't drink.

 

Sunday - Work, then wondering where my life went wrong.

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Fri - quiet evening, early start tomorrow.

 

Sat - 6024 King Edward 1 - boiler washout.

 

Sun- stall at 'Braunton Wheels' steam rally event, Braunton, N.Devon.

 

Boiler washout successfully achieved (although a b*tch getting the 6 washout plugs out from the smokebox as you can imagine). You would not believe the amount of crap that had built up on the foundation ring since the last washout.

 

Ronmobile loaded and ready for Sunday's jaunt over the border into enemy territory - darkest Devon.

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Just got back from a lecture on the genious of Rene Lalique by Erik Knowles (the bloke of antiques roadshow) followed by wine and canape's. What a brilliant public speaker he is and not at all PC with his stories about Americn clients etc. Really enjoyed it.

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Friday - Had work, then went down to the pub for a few hours

Saturday - My day off this week. Took the dog for a long walk, didn't get up until 12pm and had a nice bbq for din-dins.

Sunday - Working, then early night ready for my other job the next day :(

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if some bloke that you faniced chats you up tonight would you put out?

 

Nope!

 

How many dates do you think it is appropriate before that sort of behaviour?

 

I dont know really!

 

two?

 

Georgie, would you, as these youngsters call it, 'put out' for 1.5 million pounds?

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Georgie, would you, as these youngsters call it, 'put out' for 1.5 million pounds?

 

Yes, of course she would, who wouldn't? But consider you're a river rat pikey, that hasn't got anything like that, I suggest you stick to BTF. She would be alot cheaper.

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