saint_stevo Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 What we all up to then? Tonight- Bowling. Hate it. Meh Tomorrow- Golf, then some family party, then Pub Sunday- Golf, Footy, Film.
Hatch Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Fri - wifes fit mate coming to stay for weekend, she just had boob job, going to see if I can have a go on them. get her ****ed first. No problemo. Sat - Ascot races for the King George. 2nd attempt on wifes fit mate tits. Sun - consult divorce lawyer probably.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Tonight - Poker Tommorow - Boring stuff during the day ( shock horror ) , pub in the evening. Sunday - Best mates kids christening and get completely totalled. Quite a quiet one by my normally high standards.
Jillyanne Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Today - finish packing Tomorrow - 2pm embarkation onboard Ventura for 7 night med cruise Sunday - day at sea relaxing on cruise ship
Dog Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Friday ~ Cider festival Saturday ~ Skiiing all day then camping at night Sunday ~ Going Marlin fishing
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Today - finish packing Tomorrow - 2pm embarkation onboard Ventura for 7 night med cruise Sunday - day at sea relaxing on cruise ship Any sha*ging?
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Friday ~ Cider festival Saturday ~ Skiiing all day then camping at night Sunday ~ Going Marlin fishing You going to the Magnum club?
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Tonight - Poker Tommorow - Boring stuff during the day ( shock horror ) , pub in the evening. Sunday - Best mates kids christening and get completely totalled, sunday evening, get dumped. Quite a quiet one by my normally high standards. I have amended.
Mao Cap Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Today - nerding it up at War and Peace festival at Paddock Wood with the lass. BIG TANKS!! RARRRRRRR!!! Saturday - Mate's birthday, BBQ then getting pished in Camden. Sunday - Not sure, see what various folk are up to.
Georgie Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Tonight - friends house for drinks and BBQ, then into town Saturday - Recovering from hangover, clean car, ice skating in evening Sunday - Doing a car boot sale, pub lunch, then I guess doing boring stuff like the washing
ericofarabia Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Friday ~ Cider festival Saturday ~ Skiiing all day then camping at night Sunday ~ Going Marlin fishing Tonight - friends house for drinks and BBQ, then into town Saturday - Recovering from hangover, clean car, ice skating in evening Sunday - Doing a car boot sale, pub lunch, then I guess doing boring stuff like the washing Bloody Hell sounds like the weather is going to take a turn for the worse this weekend!!
RedAndWhite91 Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Today - Recovering from hangover, playing football tonight. Saturday - Playing cricket, pub. Sunday - Work, sleep, eat, pub.
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Tonight - friends house for drinks and BBQ, then into town Saturday - Recovering from hangover, clean car, ice skating in evening Sunday - Doing a car boot sale, pub lunch, then I guess doing boring stuff like the washing any sh*gging?
Georgie Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 lack of desire or lack of availability? Probably a bit of both!
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Probably a bit of both! if some bloke that you faniced chats you up tonight would you put out?
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Georgie, you can stay round mine tonight? xxxx Or, you can come and watch me play poker and serve me and the lads drinks on request? xxx
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 I have amended. I have sorted the christening situation. My mate has 'begged' me to get smashed with him, therfore the skate has no way of getting home... shame.
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 I have sorted the christening situation. My mate has 'begged' me to get smashed with him, therfore the skate has no way of getting home... shame. has she never heard of trains?
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 has she never heard of trains? Yes, but they take almost an hour from Romsey to Fratton... so is a bit of a ball-ache for her... so unfortunately she won't be able to make it.
tartanowl Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Tonight- Few beers at the local with the missus. Try not to ogle at the fit new barmaid too much. Tomorrow- S****horpe for pre-season friendly number four. Sunday- Taking the little one to see Toy Story at the cinema.
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Yes, but they take almost an hour from Romsey to Fratton... so is a bit of a ball-ache for her... so unfortunately she won't be able to make it. If she cant be arsed to sit on a train for an hour this early into the 'relationship' to see you then it aint going to last. I give it a month tops, she is probably being f*cked by someone else sunday anyway.
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 (edited) Tonight- Few beers at the local with the missus. Try not to ogle at the fit new barmaid too much. Tomorrow- S****horpe for pre-season friendly number four. Sunday- Taking the little one to see Toy Story at the cinema. No pigeon racing or walking your whippet? Edited 23 July, 2010 by Turkish
tartanowl Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 No pigeon racing or walking yor whippet? Haha no. I'm a Wednesday fan but not actually a Yorkshireman. The clue is in the username.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 If she cant be arsed to sit on a train for an hour this early into the 'relationship' to see you then it aint going to last. I give it a month tops, she is probably being f*cked by someone else sunday anyway. She won't be f*cking someone else on Sunday... I might be though.
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Haha no. I'm a Wednesday fan but not actually a Yorkshireman. The clue is in the username. No tossing the caber then?
Turkish Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 She won't be f*cking someone else on Sunday... I might be though. turn it in Stu, you fat, smelly c*nt, everyone know your endless tales of philandering are bull****. You are seen as the fat, slightly funny joke figure in the pub who all women consider a mate and when they get f*cked out of their heads think it might work because you are a nice bloke adn get a few sympathy ****s because they all know how **** you are with birds and they feel guilty about it. But when your stinky, fat body has been anywhere near them they soon realise they could never fancy you and it was a mistake they have made and never do it again.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 turn it in Stu, you fat, smelly c*nt, everyone know your endless tales of philandering are bull****. You are seen as the fat, slightly funny joke figure in the pub who all women consider a mate and when they get f*cked out of their heads think it might work because you are a nice bloke adn get a few sympathy ****s because they all know how **** you are with birds and they feel guilty about it. But when your stinky, fat body has been anywhere near them they soon realise they could never fancy you and it was a mistake they have made and never do it again. Fair comment. I have finished playing around with a couple of them now, I will send you a friend suggestion for them through facebook. xx
Jonnyboy Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Fri - wifes fit mate coming to stay for weekend, she just had boob job, going to see if I can have a go on them. get her ****ed first. No problemo. Sat - Ascot races for the King George. 2nd attempt on wifes fit mate tits. Sun - consult divorce lawyer probably. if its a threesome she wont have a leg to stand on
CB Saint Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Fri - wifes fit mate coming to stay for weekend, she just had boob job, going to see if I can have a go on them. get her ****ed first. No problemo. Sat - Ascot races for the King George. 2nd attempt on wifes fit mate tits. Sun - consult divorce lawyer probably. Same for me. King George that is, not your wifes mates tits. However....
RonManager Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Fri - quiet evening, early start tomorrow. Sat - 6024 King Edward 1 - boiler washout. Sun- stall at 'Braunton Wheels' steam rally event, Braunton, N.Devon.
SNSUN Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Friday - Work then following Twitter waiting for SFC to announce something worth waiting up for. Saturday - Work, then into Windsor to make an appearance at a mate's birthday that I really don't want to go to as I can't drink. Sunday - Work, then wondering where my life went wrong.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 23 July, 2010 Posted 23 July, 2010 Poker = Won. Saturday may well turn into a bit more of a messy one.
RonManager Posted 24 July, 2010 Posted 24 July, 2010 Fri - quiet evening, early start tomorrow. Sat - 6024 King Edward 1 - boiler washout. Sun- stall at 'Braunton Wheels' steam rally event, Braunton, N.Devon. Boiler washout successfully achieved (although a b*tch getting the 6 washout plugs out from the smokebox as you can imagine). You would not believe the amount of crap that had built up on the foundation ring since the last washout. Ronmobile loaded and ready for Sunday's jaunt over the border into enemy territory - darkest Devon.
dune Posted 24 July, 2010 Posted 24 July, 2010 Just got back from a lecture on the genious of Rene Lalique by Erik Knowles (the bloke of antiques roadshow) followed by wine and canape's. What a brilliant public speaker he is and not at all PC with his stories about Americn clients etc. Really enjoyed it.
SuperMikey Posted 24 July, 2010 Posted 24 July, 2010 Friday - Had work, then went down to the pub for a few hours Saturday - My day off this week. Took the dog for a long walk, didn't get up until 12pm and had a nice bbq for din-dins. Sunday - Working, then early night ready for my other job the next day
tartanowl Posted 26 July, 2010 Posted 26 July, 2010 No tossing the caber then? Tossing - yes. Cabres - no.
Georgie Posted 26 July, 2010 Posted 26 July, 2010 if some bloke that you faniced chats you up tonight would you put out? Nope!
Turkish Posted 26 July, 2010 Posted 26 July, 2010 Nope! How many dates do you think it is appropriate before that sort of behaviour?
Georgie Posted 26 July, 2010 Posted 26 July, 2010 How many dates do you think it is appropriate before that sort of behaviour? I dont know really!
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 26 July, 2010 Posted 26 July, 2010 How many dates do you think it is appropriate before that sort of behaviour? I had 2 dates with her and no sign of punani action. :-(
Turkish Posted 26 July, 2010 Posted 26 July, 2010 I had 2 dates with her and no sign of punani action. :-( That is because you are a fat, scruffy c*nt with BO.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 26 July, 2010 Posted 26 July, 2010 That is because you are a fat, scruffy c*nt with BO. Fair comment.
hamster Posted 27 July, 2010 Posted 27 July, 2010 if some bloke that you faniced chats you up tonight would you put out? Nope! How many dates do you think it is appropriate before that sort of behaviour? I dont know really! two? Georgie, would you, as these youngsters call it, 'put out' for 1.5 million pounds?
Dog Posted 27 July, 2010 Posted 27 July, 2010 Georgie, would you, as these youngsters call it, 'put out' for 1.5 million pounds? Yes, of course she would, who wouldn't? But consider you're a river rat pikey, that hasn't got anything like that, I suggest you stick to BTF. She would be alot cheaper.
hamster Posted 27 July, 2010 Posted 27 July, 2010 Are you saying that you would 'put out' with me for £1.5 mi££ion? And take that back right now what you said about mrs btf you dirty rotten scoundrel. She is a lady.
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