Marmite facts.

[Dog]

If you eat a tablespoon of Marmite in one go, it's impossible not to vomit.

 

Marmite is a cure for acne.

 

Marmite restores hair loss.

 

Marmite makes your teeth whiter than white.

 

Marmite makes you sleep.

Edited 20 July, 2010 by Dog

[Jonnyboy]

i once did a week on just bread and marmite as a magazine said it made you feel great

[latter day saint]

Marmite is made from the puss that dribbles out of lepers bum scabs.

[Ponty]

i once did a week on just bread and marmite as a magazine said it made you feel great

And?

[hamster]

What's the difference between Marmite and Vegemite?

[Ponty]

Marmite is beef extract and Vegemite, well, that speaks for itself.

[hamster]

why isn't it called beefemite then? what's a 'mar' when it's at home? for that matter why do they both contain 'mite' in their name?

 

 

anyhow, although i confess to liking the odd fingerfull of marmite, Bovril is better.

[Ponty]

Mar... Marrow

[Suhari]

Mar... Marrow

 

Mar......Marmoset.

 

mmmmm; monkey spread.

[Jonnyboy]

And?

 

just felt a bit ****ed off about eating boring food

[Deppo]

Marmite is beef extract and Vegemite, well, that speaks for itself.

 

No Ponty. marmite is the by product of the brewing process and has no beef in it. Bovril has beef extract. A man of your standing in the world of food should know these things.

[sussexsaint]

Yep marmite is yeast extract and the food of the gods. Hot buttered marmite on crumpet ( not bothered which kind)

[Mr Tickle]

If you apply 3 coats of Marmite to your middle wicket everyday for a month it will turn into a Twiglet.

[Ponty]

No Ponty. marmite is the by product of the brewing process and has no beef in it. Bovril has beef extract. A man of your standing in the world of food should know these things.

I only eat it, I didn't invent it.

[skintsaint]

If you eat a tablespoon of Marmite in one go, it's impossible not to vomit.

 

Gunna give this one a go.

[Dog]

Gunna give this one a go.

 

Did you puke, or are you dead? It has to be Marmite and not that tripe the Aussies eat or man marmite.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

Nothing beats marmite on toast with a mug of tea, tis the food of the goods.

[BadgerBadger]

I once put marmite on my bowl of rice pudding when I was a lad and it made me throw my ring up

[skintsaint]

Did you puke, or are you dead? It has to be Marmite and not that tripe the Aussies eat or man marmite.

 

have to buy some first as cant pick it up easily in normal supermarkets.

 

And yes Vegimite is ****e...........

[St Landrew]

I know people go on about the Love It or Hate It thing about Marmite. But there is also the condition where the Marmite lover [like me] hasn't, for one reason or another, eaten any Marmite in months. Then, having your first piece of Marmite on hot buttered toast, is like nectar of the gods, and you wonder why on earth you stayed away so long.

[Gemmel]

par boil your roast potatoes for half an hour. Heat a table spoon or two of marmite until it is runny, put in a bowl add potatoes, shake like fook and then roast = Roasted marmite spuds.....kin lovely

[Dog]

Has anyone tried marmite flavoured Twiglets? Haven't seen any myself but my mums nextdoor neighbours son-in-law recons he's seen them in Poundland.

[Dog]

/\ £1 a packet.

[Hamilton Saint]

Has anyone tried marmite flavoured Twiglets? Haven't seen any myself but my mums nextdoor neighbours son-in-law recons he's seen them in Poundland.

 

Yes, they're tasty, but they leave your fingers rather messy!

[Hamilton Saint]

Nothing beats marmite on toast with a mug of tea, tis the food of the goods.

 

A common half-time ritual for me when the Saints are playing! Mmmm - roll on the new season!

[Colinjb]

Marmite is the ultimate antioxidant. Sadly, the process of submersion within the substance not only prevents reaction with the previously mentioned air constituent, but also causes death.

[Dark Munster]

If you eat a tablespoon of Marmite in one go, it's impossible not to vomit.

 

Marmite is a cure for acne.

 

Marmite restores hair loss.

 

Marmite makes your teeth whiter than white.

 

Marmite makes you sleep.

That's because all the vomiting makes you sleepy.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

I love marmite, but the marmite cereal bars are one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted. They were giving them away at Waterloo station when they first came out. Had to spit mine out.

[norwaysaint]

Marmite is foul, Vegemite is delicious.

 

"Marmite" stems from a French word meaning hypocrite.

 

 

Also an antioxidant fact, as they were mentioned here somewhere: There has been no evidence whatsoever (despite a lot of testing) that taking extra antioxidants is in any way beneficial. There has however been evidence produced that antioxidant supplements cause liver damage and heart attacks.