Dog Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 (edited) If you eat a tablespoon of Marmite in one go, it's impossible not to vomit. Marmite is a cure for acne. Marmite restores hair loss. Marmite makes your teeth whiter than white. Marmite makes you sleep. Edited 20 July, 2010 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 i once did a week on just bread and marmite as a magazine said it made you feel great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Marmite is made from the puss that dribbles out of lepers bum scabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 i once did a week on just bread and marmite as a magazine said it made you feel great And? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 What's the difference between Marmite and Vegemite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Marmite is beef extract and Vegemite, well, that speaks for itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 why isn't it called beefemite then? what's a 'mar' when it's at home? for that matter why do they both contain 'mite' in their name? anyhow, although i confess to liking the odd fingerfull of marmite, Bovril is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Mar... Marrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Mar... Marrow Mar......Marmoset. mmmmm; monkey spread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 And? just felt a bit ****ed off about eating boring food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Marmite is beef extract and Vegemite, well, that speaks for itself. No Ponty. marmite is the by product of the brewing process and has no beef in it. Bovril has beef extract. A man of your standing in the world of food should know these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sussexsaint Posted 21 July, 2010 Share Posted 21 July, 2010 Yep marmite is yeast extract and the food of the gods. Hot buttered marmite on crumpet ( not bothered which kind) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tickle Posted 21 July, 2010 Share Posted 21 July, 2010 If you apply 3 coats of Marmite to your middle wicket everyday for a month it will turn into a Twiglet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 21 July, 2010 Share Posted 21 July, 2010 No Ponty. marmite is the by product of the brewing process and has no beef in it. Bovril has beef extract. A man of your standing in the world of food should know these things. I only eat it, I didn't invent it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 22 July, 2010 Share Posted 22 July, 2010 If you eat a tablespoon of Marmite in one go, it's impossible not to vomit. Gunna give this one a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 22 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 22 July, 2010 Gunna give this one a go. Did you puke, or are you dead? It has to be Marmite and not that tripe the Aussies eat or man marmite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 22 July, 2010 Share Posted 22 July, 2010 Nothing beats marmite on toast with a mug of tea, tis the food of the goods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 22 July, 2010 Share Posted 22 July, 2010 I once put marmite on my bowl of rice pudding when I was a lad and it made me throw my ring up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 23 July, 2010 Share Posted 23 July, 2010 Did you puke, or are you dead? It has to be Marmite and not that tripe the Aussies eat or man marmite. have to buy some first as cant pick it up easily in normal supermarkets. And yes Vegimite is ****e........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 23 July, 2010 Share Posted 23 July, 2010 I know people go on about the Love It or Hate It thing about Marmite. But there is also the condition where the Marmite lover [like me] hasn't, for one reason or another, eaten any Marmite in months. Then, having your first piece of Marmite on hot buttered toast, is like nectar of the gods, and you wonder why on earth you stayed away so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmel Posted 23 July, 2010 Share Posted 23 July, 2010 par boil your roast potatoes for half an hour. Heat a table spoon or two of marmite until it is runny, put in a bowl add potatoes, shake like fook and then roast = Roasted marmite spuds.....kin lovely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 23 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 23 July, 2010 Has anyone tried marmite flavoured Twiglets? Haven't seen any myself but my mums nextdoor neighbours son-in-law recons he's seen them in Poundland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 23 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 23 July, 2010 /\ £1 a packet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 23 July, 2010 Share Posted 23 July, 2010 Has anyone tried marmite flavoured Twiglets? Haven't seen any myself but my mums nextdoor neighbours son-in-law recons he's seen them in Poundland. Yes, they're tasty, but they leave your fingers rather messy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 23 July, 2010 Share Posted 23 July, 2010 Nothing beats marmite on toast with a mug of tea, tis the food of the goods. A common half-time ritual for me when the Saints are playing! Mmmm - roll on the new season! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 23 July, 2010 Share Posted 23 July, 2010 Marmite is the ultimate antioxidant. Sadly, the process of submersion within the substance not only prevents reaction with the previously mentioned air constituent, but also causes death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Munster Posted 24 July, 2010 Share Posted 24 July, 2010 If you eat a tablespoon of Marmite in one go, it's impossible not to vomit. Marmite is a cure for acne. Marmite restores hair loss. Marmite makes your teeth whiter than white. Marmite makes you sleep. That's because all the vomiting makes you sleepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 25 July, 2010 Share Posted 25 July, 2010 I love marmite, but the marmite cereal bars are one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted. They were giving them away at Waterloo station when they first came out. Had to spit mine out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 25 July, 2010 Share Posted 25 July, 2010 Marmite is foul, Vegemite is delicious. "Marmite" stems from a French word meaning hypocrite. Also an antioxidant fact, as they were mentioned here somewhere: There has been no evidence whatsoever (despite a lot of testing) that taking extra antioxidants is in any way beneficial. There has however been evidence produced that antioxidant supplements cause liver damage and heart attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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