Dog Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 After 11 long days in hospital, recovering from a nasty bout of malaria, Chery Cole is OUT! She's out, but not 100% recovered. Doctors have told her she can't have sex or drink booze. A source told The Sun: "Cheryl managed to summon enough energy for a giggle when she was given the news about a sex ban. It's the last thing on her mind right now. "She has also been told to avoid alcohol for the coming weeks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 looks Chinese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Whats with the fake tan, loads of bad makeup and comedy teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Malaria my arse, a badly covered up operation of some sort IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channon's Sideburns Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Malaria my arse, a badly covered up operation of some sort IMHO. +1 She looks tighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Looks like she has been hit in the face by a clown !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 WTF! I don't recognise her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 teeth - check Eyes - check and they are only the bits I can see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Malaria my arse, a badly covered up operation of some sort IMHO. labia tuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ART Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Twitter's been ablaze with rumours that's not malaria she's suffering from but allegedly the long term effects of a liquid diet. I leave you all to guess what liquid the rumours referred to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 ribena? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Twitter's been ablaze with rumours that's not malaria she's suffering from but allegedly the long term effects of a liquid diet. I leave you all to guess what liquid the rumours referred to. When I was with her she chose the spit option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Yeah, but yours tastes funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sambosa75 Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Speaking from experience Ponty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Ahhh, the Polos I got through that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 still would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Cheryl Coles weight has plummeted to 83lbs. Looking at that picture, her haid must weigh half of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 Looks like a nasty case of 'pink hand syndrome'. Do people recovering from Malaria normally have to lay off the beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 labia tuck i know her florist and she reckons they delivered her a dozen red roses last week with a card that read "Thanks for the new ears xx Niki Lauda" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 21 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 21 July, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 July, 2010 Share Posted 21 July, 2010 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 21 July, 2010 Share Posted 21 July, 2010 Top class, Dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 21 July, 2010 Share Posted 21 July, 2010 Don't know what you lot are going on about. She looks OK to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartanowl Posted 23 July, 2010 Share Posted 23 July, 2010 still would Without doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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