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It is a fact that only boring people get bored.

 

Not true, i have an aquantiance who is the most boring man you could possibly wish to meet, he is never bored as he is forever tinkering with electrical devices or going out for a drive, his sole conversation revolves around his tinkering and driving, with endless tales of how he overtook someone on a roundabout, or sucessfully managed to rewire a speaker, or even more hilariously, this guy who has only ever had one girlfriend in his life and was known as a total faliure with the ladies and a total groper and perve has now reinvented himself as the Russell Brand of Southampton who if he hasn't ****ged it, turned it down.

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Took one in the love dumplings on Friday night, still hurting now.

 

Are they ruined?

 

ps- i am bored

 

My brother has just moved in with your sister....sort of.

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