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Its official - Saints Fans are Fat B'stards

alpine_saint

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alpine_saint

alpine_saint

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Me mother tried to get me a new home shirt this week, when she bought my kids their kits.

 

Now I admit to being a fat b*stard. I need a 48-50in chest, which I think is somewhere between XXL and XXXL.

 

Apparently SFC have none, and Umbro have sold out, and its a 4-6 week back-order time.

 

So come on then, admit it. You've all been eating too many pies, havent you ???

Matthew Le God

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Maybe it is the reverse!

 

Saints fans are thin bastards and Umbro/Saints didn't see the need to manufactuture lots of XXXL shirts so any they did make sold out quickly to the small number of fat fans.

 

Maybe Alpine, you are the exception to the rule! ;) :)

Colinjb

Colinjb

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Rubbish. Saints fans are totally aware of sensible dietry routine and nutrition.

 

Like many I religiously follow the five a day guidelines. One steak and kidney, one chicken balti, one chicken and leek, one bramley apple and one fish pie per day.

 

Perfect.

alpine_saint

alpine_saint

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Maybe it is the reverse!

 

Saints fans are thin bastards and Umbro/Saints didn't see the need to manufactuture lots of XXXL shirts so any they did make sold out quickly to the small number of fat fans.

 

Maybe Alpine, you are the exception to the rule! ;) :)

 

Nice try, mate ;)

Pilchards

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Rubbish. Saints fans are totally aware of sensible dietry routine and nutrition.

 

Like many I religiously follow the five a day guidelines. One steak and kidney, one chicken balti, one chicken and leek, one bramley apple and one fish pie per day.

 

Perfect.

 

That explains why you asked me to find your **** for you at Wembley.

EastleighSoulBoy

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Rubbish. Saints fans are totally aware of sensible dietry routine and nutrition.

 

Like many I religiously follow the five a day guidelines. One steak and kidney, one chicken balti, one chicken and leek, one bramley apple and one fish pie per day.

 

Perfect.

 

With breakfast and snacks taken care of, what's for lunch, dinner and supper?

revolution saint

revolution saint

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Me mother tried to get me a new home shirt this week, when she bought my kids their kits.

 

Now I admit to being a fat b*stard. I need a 48-50in chest, which I think is somewhere between XXL and XXXL.

 

Apparently SFC have none, and Umbro have sold out, and its a 4-6 week back-order time.

 

So come on then, admit it. You've all been eating too many pies, havent you ???

 

 

There's no shirts to cover my exceedingly large frame - they must have sold out! That is actually quite funny.

 

To be honest I don't mean to make fun but you've got to realise an XXXL isn't going to sell many so they wouldn't bother producing many - unless scouts want to use it as a tent. You probably should change the thread title to "Alpine Saint is a fat bastard"

SNSUN

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I weigh 24 stone. Though Bout 8 stone of that is my Willy. :)

 

I think our shirts come up small anyway. I bought a home shirt.in January and I'm usually extra large, but it is a bit snug.

Lance

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Never mind the shirt fatty if yer that big do a match of the day boogie again and get a free season ticket like a previously large gent did ;-)

Flyer

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I wore a large in normal football sizes, then we got a lotto kit and had to move up to a xxxl and that still fits tighter than the old large. (and yes I did put the old shirt on just to check I hadnt put on weight)

 

Fatboys have no chance of even getting into a lotto shirt.

Marsdinho

Marsdinho

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I wasnt able to buy the short sleve version at the west quay store as they had sold out, so opted for a long sleve one for the very fisrt time.

 

come on, admit it....whose a thalidomide...

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Colinjb

Colinjb

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That explains why you asked me to find your **** for you at Wembley.

 

 

You didn't have to be quite so enthusiatic in your assistance though chap! Like a moth to a flam. :p

saintwarwick

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I notice that if you click on the "home shirt" in the Online Shop, you get diverted to the away shirt.

 

Seems like there is a general stock issue.

 

I had this problem as well but fortunately I was down that neck of the woods at the weekend and bought my Large shirt, i used to be xxl. I also noticed they are not doing a female shirt so had to buy my daughter a small boys :( When I enquired about the female shirt no-one knew why they were not doing one. Strange as we have a very big female following :thumbdown:

saintwarwick

saintwarwick

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Me mother tried to get me a new home shirt this week, when she bought my kids their kits.

 

Now I admit to being a fat b*stard. I need a 48-50in chest, which I think is somewhere between XXL and XXXL.

 

Apparently SFC have none, and Umbro have sold out, and its a 4-6 week back-order time.

 

So come on then, admit it. You've all been eating too many pies, havent you ???

 

Now I now why you don't go to games, paying for two seats can be expensive........

Viking Warrior

Viking Warrior

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Alpine

 

Get your mum to paint a red stripe on one of your white t shirts or vest. That way she will save on postage and you will not have to wait 6-8 weeks for the shirt

PS Saint warwick you beat me to it re cost of two seats , my sentiments exactly

Minsk

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That's the problem with innernet forums, you just never know what the other guys look like. I always imagines Alps to look a bit like a smaller and thinner version of Victor Meldrew. Oh well, you live and learn.

suewhistle

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No, because I am an adult and they look disgusting.

 

Can anyone confirm the first part of that statement? I haven't seen any evidence.

 

Replica shirts are OK, I use them for footie training..

Flyer

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There's that classic picture of some ubergeek fat guy around.. Alpine, anyone?

 

I think he probably looks like this, hes got the mountaineer beard too.

 

fatnakedmancomputer.jpg

 

Sadly it looks like hew really cant find a shirt to fit.

suewhistle

suewhistle

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A woman who plays football as well?

 

What's your girlfriends name?

 

I haven't got one at the moment: the women in the team are mostly too young or straight, unfortunately. Thfffffft

suewhistle

suewhistle

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I'm sure that can't really be Stu? I've been tempted to kick him in the nuts for some of his more egregiously offensive statements, but if that's him I'd be in danger of losing my foot!

hughieslastminutegoal

hughieslastminutegoal

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Me mother tried to get me a new home shirt this week, when she bought my kids their kits.

 

Now I admit to being a fat b*stard. I need a 48-50in chest, which I think is somewhere between XXL and XXXL.

 

Apparently SFC have none, and Umbro have sold out, and its a 4-6 week back-order time.

 

So come on then, admit it. You've all been eating too many pies, havent you ???

 

I'm very surprised, staggered even, that the regular posters can't see just how negative your OP is.

 

You moan you can't get a shirt from SFC, you moan about the back-order time, you cast vile aspertions about forum readers' eating habits (which can only be veiled criticism of their general level of intelligence), and by demanding they "admit it" you are simultaneously slagging them off for lying by omission.

 

You've had a lucky escape...until now. You don't fool me with the fake wit and chummy tone.

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