scott_saints Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Posted 30 September, 2008 I like to wack a finger up a bint who is on her period. Is good fun. Talking about fingering, there's not enough of it these days.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 I like to wack a finger up a bint who is on her period. Is good fun. Talking about fingering, there's not enough of it these days. Isnt there a thread about that on b-anter?
PompeyLass Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 PompeyLass sposored by Always Always are ****e.
scott_saints Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Posted 30 September, 2008 Isnt there a thread about that on b-anter? After a quick check, I can confirm that there is something similar. This is merely a coincedence, but I do agree with a "bring back fingering" petition.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 After a quick check, I can confirm that there is something similar. This is merely a coincedence, but I do agree with a "bring back fingering" petition. I once fingered a girl in slinky. FACT You wish you were me!
St Landrew Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Surely all this female denial is a leave over from the practice being unlady-like..? Blokes do it. Babies do it. Even Apes, Monkeys and Dolphins do it. Let's do it. Let's... err... no. Getting slightly carried away there.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 How do dolphins frig themselves off? They dont have any fingers?!
equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 And all because the lady loves... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian A box of cheap chocs?? You never stood a chance man!!
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 How do dolphins frig themselves off? They dont have any fingers?! They Can't, they have to pay a few sQuid to have it done to them
The King Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 I once fingered a girl in slinky. FACT You wish you were me! Was she semi-conscious due to large amounts of ecstacy? Most girls in that place would let you finger them because they're so drugged up!! My fat ugly friend was snogging some hot girls in there once...obviously he chose the one off her face on drugs :-)
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Was she semi-conscious due to large amounts of ecstacy? Most girls in that place would let you finger them because they're so drugged up!! My fat ugly friend was snogging some hot girls in there once...obviously he chose the one off her face on drugs :-) Nope, they didnt do drugs. She was a mate of my mate, we had had a few tequila's and my fingers started to walk
scott_saints Posted 30 September, 2008 Author Posted 30 September, 2008 I saw a girl get fingered on a dancefloor once. I got a semi.
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 How do dolphins frig themselves off? They dont have any fingers?! Don't they rely on perverted humans to do it for them? Weren't some blokes convicted of this recently?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Don't they rely on perverted humans to do it for them? Weren't some blokes convicted of this recently? Fingering a dolphin?! :shock:
foghorn Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 I saw a girl get fingered on a dancefloor once. I got a semi. Was she an estate agent?
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Fingering a dolphin?! :shock: What - in its blowhole :shock: No, they were convicted of w***ing a male dolphin I believe.
bridge too far Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Was she an estate agent? He could have got a flat but he would have been disappointed.
equalizer Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Bet these three will get told to **** themselves every week!
OldNick Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 I have to say Nick, I am surprised and disappointed. I always thought you were above such remarks. .Arizona, you are right and I am sorry I put that, well the last bit especially
Weston Super Saint Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 I once fingered a girl in slinky. FACT You wish you were me! OOOppppppssssss I thought you meant one of these...
Dog Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Surely all this female denial is a leave over from the practice being unlady-like..? Blokes do it. Babies do it. Even Apes, Monkeys and Dolphins do it. Let's do it. Let's... err... no. Getting slightly carried away there. Sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him! Don't ever take your computer to PC World to get fixed.
St Landrew Posted 30 September, 2008 Posted 30 September, 2008 Sex case, sex case, hang him, hang him, hang him! Don't ever take your computer to PC World to get fixed. Why would I want to get my PC fixed by those idiots..? I fix PCs. On the subject you are unfortunately referring to, I did fix a PC for someone about 10 years ago, and it did have content on it. Right on the desktop. Not illegal in any way, but it made me wince somewhat. :-&
St Landrew Posted 2 October, 2008 Posted 2 October, 2008 Was it a dolphin spitroast ? Btw Dog. You can be a bit of a puppy at times. The little ditty... blokes do it, babies do it... was a play on the song Let's Do It, Let's Fall In Love, by Cole Porter. In it there is the line, birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let's do it ... Look it up. Here, I've saved you the trouble. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5Cz0TYd-g Modern Alanis Morrisette version with an Avengers video. Not bad either. The lyrics have been changed from the original. Everyone has freely changed them over the years.
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