dune Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 Following on from Dogs thread why do men have nipples? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 So birds can twang and suck them when you're conker deep in them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 as embryos men and women have similar tissues and body parts. If anything the embryo follows a 'female template'. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculinises the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles. Because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 To be milked by the aliens when they return to earth to reclaim the piramids. Seriously, it's an evolutionary kick back. While in the woomb females and males are almost the same, the basic chest area develops early, before the sex has been established. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 One of my nipples is twice the size of the other one, I only discovered this, this morning, one has actually shrunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 as embryos men and women have similar tissues and body parts. If anything the embryo follows a 'female template'. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculinises the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles. Because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay! So essentially, women are the basic model and men are the upgrade ?? Makes sense really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 19 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 19 July, 2010 So essentially, women are the basic model and men are the upgrade ?? Makes sense really You should watch "Till Death Us Do Part" Holiday in Bournemouth - funny as ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 So essentially, women are the basic model and men are the upgrade ?? Makes sense really No, no. Women are the 'designer label' and men are the cheap Primark copy. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 Does the labia turn into the foreskin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 No, no. Women are the 'designer label' and men are the cheap Primark copy. HTH Bet Dunes glad he is not a woman, he hates labels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 19 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 19 July, 2010 No, no. Women are the 'designer label' and men are the cheap Primark copy. HTH "It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a helper fit for him" (Genisis 2:18 ) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 19 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 19 July, 2010 Bet Dunes glad he is not a woman, he hates labels I'm sure BTF is not a pretentious chavvy Label like Stone Island, I put her as more of a classy Evans chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 Does the labia turn into the foreskin? Its does as it happens. Ovaries into testes and cl itoris into something useful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 19 July, 2010 Share Posted 19 July, 2010 No, no. Women are the 'designer label' and men are the cheap Primark copy. HTH Makes sense, women overpriced for their use. Men are practical and unassuming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 I have 3 nipple (I believe that is the plural of nipple). it is very sensitive and many people have remarked on it, to save further remarking I tell them it's a mole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 20 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 20 July, 2010 I have 3 nipple (I believe that is the plural of nipple). it is very sensitive and many people have remarked on it, to save further remarking I tell them it's a mole. It's the sign of the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 For practise while your hands are little;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 July, 2010 Share Posted 20 July, 2010 i still have little hands, what are you suggesting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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