people that are p****** me off at the moment

[Turkish]

 

 

 

 

[Smirking_Saint]

Whats wrong with numbers 3 and 4 ??

 

The rest are c*nts BTW

[Turkish]

Whats wrong with numbers 3 and 4 ??

 

The rest are c*nts BTW

 

pair of ****s.

[Kadeem Hardison]

You've started a lot of boring Facebook-style thread on here recently. Has Boj dropped you as a Facebook friend?

[Smirking_Saint]

pair of ****s.

 

y ?

[Turkish]

y ?

 

I've always hated Jamie Oliver, mockey c***, with his s*it shows trying to teach fat uninterested norveners ****s how to eat stuff other than pie and chips. The thing that annoys me the most is the advert when he said 'alwight tiger'

Greg Wallace is just a fat bellend, utter t*at on Masterchef and described himself as the cooking womans crumpet. Grade A c*nt in my book.

[Turkish]

You've started a lot of boring Facebook-style thread on here recently. Has Boj dropped you as a Facebook friend?

 

and your contribution to this forum is side splitting.

[Smirking_Saint]

and your contribution to this forum is side splitting.

 

I wouldn't bother, Wiltshire is banned so we will see more of Kardeem's humourless posts now

[Smirking_Saint]

I've always hated Jamie Oliver, mockey c***, with his s*it shows trying to teach fat uninterested norveners ****s how to eat stuff other than pie and chips. The thing that annoys me the most is the advert when he said 'alwight tiger'

Greg Wallace is just a fat bellend, utter t*at on Masterchef and described himself as the cooking womans crumpet. Grade A c*nt in my book.

 

Meh, like them both TBF, Jamie always comes across as genuine and his brand of cooking is always pretty good, no sh*tty weighing and all that sh*te just get on and go with it which is the way i cook IMO.

 

As for Greg Wallace, he always seems the most down to earth of Masterchef and always the closest to character, Masterchef is a good, Masterchef Australia is better but Torrode is like all the old school chefs whithin which there seems to be some sort of golden club and comes across as a tit.

 

Greg and Jamie are newish age chefs IMO.

[RedArmy]

I've never really got the Corden hate.

[Turkish]

Meh, like them both TBF, Jamie always comes across as genuine and his brand of cooking is always pretty good, no sh*tty weighing and all that sh*te just get on and go with it which is the way i cook IMO.

 

As for Greg Wallace, he always seems the most down to earth of Masterchef and always the closest to character, Masterchef is a good, Masterchef Australia is better but Torrode is like all the old school chefs whithin which there seems to be some sort of golden club and comes across as a tit.

 

Greg and Jamie are newish age chefs IMO.

 

The only 'celebrity' chefs that i like are James Martin and Simon Rimmer (?) off something for the weekend, they seem like proper decent down to earth blokes you could have a laugh with and seem just normal guys. The rest of them just seem like bellends who have jumped on the 'cooking for men is cool' bandwagon, especially that c*nt, Wallace, the classic example of this. Jamie Oliver just irks me, trying to be all ****ney when we all know he is a posh suburbs boy, rumour has it when he started out half of the recipes he used weren't even his.

[Turkish]

I've never really got the Corden hate.

 

He just ****es me off, Gavin and Stacey was good, not side spiltting, but as much a story as a comedy. Everything else he has done has been chringing, his world cup show was embarassingly bad, his gameshow is only funny because of Freddie Flintoff and the other guests, i just dont get the national obsession with a fat guy who has made a living from comedy when he is no funnier than the average pub comedian, if he wasn't fat, would he be as famous?

[Dog]

Any male that watches celebrity chef programmes other than Hugh Fernley Whittingstall is a raving mincer and wants to be a mans bit_ch.

[Mao Cap]

Not watching TV programmes featuring/presented by them could cut their annoyance factor by up to 100%.

[Saint in Paradise]

I thought it was going to be a "Bash Dave Benson Phillips" thread. :lol:

[Turkish]

Not watching TV programmes featuring/presented by them could cut their annoyance factor by up to 100%.

 

Why watch programmes presented by some no mark or some sh*t ITV drama when i can throw things at the telly and shout 'shut up you stupid c*nt' every thirty seconds?

[Mao Cap]

Why watch programmes presented by some no mark or some sh*t ITV drama when i can throw things at the telly and shout 'shut up you stupid c*nt' every thirty seconds?

 

Fair point I suppose, everyone needs a rage outlet with no football on.

 

Fortunately my work involves reading all of our country's fine newspapers, so I multi-task by shouting at knobhead tabloid columnists all night and then come home all chilled and with no need to spend time on more annoying stuff.

[buctootim]

I only recognise three out of the five. Guess Im just lucky. Jamie Oliver isnt a mockney though, just a 'diamond' Essex boy.

Edited 19 July, 2010 by buctootim

[Turkish]

Fair point I suppose, everyone needs a rage outlet with no football on.

 

Fortunately my work involves reading all of our country's fine newspapers, so I multi-task by shouting at knobhead tabloid columnists all night and then come home all chilled and with no need to spend time on more annoying stuff.

 

I want that job, what is your job title? For a while Carole Malone, who used to write a column in the sunday mirror was on my death list, not seen her for a while though. There are more than enough knob head jounalists to go round.

[Jillyanne]

The only 'celebrity' chefs that i like are James Martin and Simon Rimmer (?) off something for the weekend, they seem like proper decent down to earth blokes you could have a laugh with and seem just normal guys. The rest of them just seem like bellends who have jumped on the 'cooking for men is cool' bandwagon, especially that c*nt, Wallace, the classic example of this. Jamie Oliver just irks me, trying to be all ****ney when we all know he is a posh suburbs boy, rumour has it when he started out half of the recipes he used weren't even his.

 

You do realise they are both 'norveners' don't you.

[Turkish]

You do realise they are both 'norveners' don't you.

 

Yes, your point being?

[Mao Cap]

I want that job, what is your job title? For a while Carole Malone, who used to write a column in the sunday mirror was on my death list, not seen her for a while though. There are more than enough knob head jounalists to go round.

 

We send newspaper coverage to nosy clients, basically.

 

Naturally I dislike the usual cretins and arseholes who everyone knows - your Littlejohns, your Heffers, your Monbiots - but wittering female "lifestyle" columnists particularly get my goat. The one currently irritating me the most is this stupid ***** - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1204624/I-dont-know-I-Lorraine-Candy-reveals-really-like-working-mothers.html

 

Every single column is like that. RESIGN FROM YOUR JOB OR GIVE YOUR KIDS UP FOR ADOPTION IF ITS SO BAD, YOU WHINGING COW.

[buctootim]

We send newspaper coverage to nosy clients, basically.

 

Naturally I dislike the usual cretins and arseholes who everyone knows - your Littlejohns, your Heffers, your Monbiots - but wittering female "lifestyle" columnists particularly get my goat. The one currently irritating me the most is this stupid ***** - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1204624/I-dont-know-I-Lorraine-Candy-reveals-really-like-working-mothers.html

 

Every single column is like that. RESIGN FROM YOUR JOB OR GIVE YOUR KIDS UP FOR ADOPTION IF ITS SO BAD, YOU WHINGING COW.

 

Just read that. Makes you wish one of the other school mums would slap her. At the very least, if shes that busy she might want to think about giving up some easily discarded crap - you like writing for the Daily Mail.

[Turkish]

We send newspaper coverage to nosy clients, basically.

 

Naturally I dislike the usual cretins and arseholes who everyone knows - your Littlejohns, your Heffers, your Monbiots - but wittering female "lifestyle" columnists particularly get my goat. The one currently irritating me the most is this stupid ***** - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1204624/I-dont-know-I-Lorraine-Candy-reveals-really-like-working-mothers.html

 

Every single column is like that. RESIGN FROM YOUR JOB OR GIVE YOUR KIDS UP FOR ADOPTION IF ITS SO BAD, YOU WHINGING COW.

 

Good Lord, what an utter c*nt of a woman! I particuarly liked the fact she got angry because she couldn't find her dress for a work function she was attending and had to by a replacement, then that her husband lecturers her on not wasting money, presumably if wasn't such a f*ck wit and didn't lose her clothes she wouldn't have to waste money on replacements? And that she rates her anger 8/10 for not speaking to people she claims to love, well if you love them that much?? She needs a good kick up the c*nt.

 

Female lifestyle columnists are whinging banshees, bar none.

[Dog]

The only 'celebrity' chefs that i like are James Martin and Simon Rimmer (?) off something for the weekend, they seem like proper decent down to earth blokes you could have a laugh with and seem just normal guys. The rest of them just seem like bellends who have jumped on the 'cooking for men is cool' bandwagon, especially that c*nt, Wallace, the classic example of this. Jamie Oliver just irks me, trying to be all ****ney when we all know he is a posh suburbs boy, rumour has it when he started out half of the recipes he used weren't even his.

 

You do realise they are both 'norveners' don't you.

 

 

Being northern wouldn't be the issue, but with a name like that I wouldn't even let him boil an egg, the dirty brown tonguer.

[chrisobee]

Just read that. Makes you wish one of the other school mums would slap her. At the very least, if shes that busy she might want to think about giving up some easily discarded crap - you like writing for the Daily Mail.

 

It's heart wrenching stuff:rolleyes:

 

How many times in one day is it all right for a woman with three children under seven, a pregnant nanny, a diabetic Airedale, a husband who works full-time, and a staff of 30, to lose her temper? I pass double digits by lunchtime.

Never heard of family planning ?

Pregnant nanny ? Obviously hasn't learnt the lesson from you.

Diabetic Airedale ? Poor dog, stupid cow

Husband works full time ? Presumably if he didn't you'd be even more angry.

30 staff ? Diddums, it's your staff I feel sorry for.

 

Stupid doesn't even come close in fact.

 

[Turkish]

It's heart wrenching stuff:rolleyes:

 

How many times in one day is it all right for a woman with three children under seven, a pregnant nanny, a diabetic Airedale, a husband who works full-time, and a staff of 30, to lose her temper? I pass double digits by lunchtime.

Never heard of family planning ?

Pregnant nanny ? Obviously hasn't learnt the lesson from you.

Diabetic Airedale ? Poor dog, stupid cow

Husband works full time ? Presumably if he didn't you'd be even more angry.

30 staff ? Diddums, it's your staff I feel sorry for.

 

Stupid doesn't even come close in fact.

 

 

How can she possibly be angry that her husband works full time? Surely she'd have more to moan about if he sat at home on his arse all day?A dog she chose to buy, a nanny she chose to have because of the career she wont give up to be a full time mum. I notice she never moaned about having to go abroad for work, just all stuff at home.

[saint_stevo]

[Hatch]

Jordan,

Any Jordan associate.

Any member of the public the reads the mags / watches the TV programmes that woman is in and so feeds the fire.

[Pancake]

Calling Gregg Wallace a "celebrity chef" is akin to calling Jake Humphrey a Formula 1 driver.

[mdearlove]

Gregg Wallace was a greengrocer - never been a chef. He now has a restaurant as he liked eating so much but he doesn't go anywhere near the kitchen. He's actually a nice bloke who know a huge amount about sourcing excellent produce.

[RedArmy]

He just ****es me off, Gavin and Stacey was good, not side spiltting, but as much a story as a comedy. Everything else he has done has been chringing, his world cup show was embarassingly bad, his gameshow is only funny because of Freddie Flintoff and the other guests, i just dont get the national obsession with a fat guy who has made a living from comedy when he is no funnier than the average pub comedian, if he wasn't fat, would he be as famous?

True, but people constantly slating the bloke for finding a niche and trying to make a bit of coin is slightly pathetic. I know I'd do the same, and at least he's done something that was funny (G&S) unlike a few other "comedians" on TV.

[dune]

[hamster]

The one currently irritating me the most is this stupid ***** - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1204624/I-dont-know-I-Lorraine-Candy-reveals-really-like-working-mothers.html

 

Every single column is like that. RESIGN FROM YOUR JOB OR GIVE YOUR KIDS UP FOR ADOPTION IF ITS SO BAD, YOU WHINGING COW.

 

I noted that Karen Brady was on breakfast TV today moaning about how hard she has worked in the past (!) Don't do it then. Reckons it was a big mistake to only take 3 days maternity leave too. You aren't a 'working mother' Karen, you are an 'absent mother' live with it, your kids have to.

 

And to think... I used to really fancy her.

[Turkish]

I noted that Karen Brady was on breakfast TV today moaning about how hard she has worked in the past (!) Don't do it then. Reckons it was a big mistake to only take 3 days maternity leave too. You aren't a 'working mother' Karen, you are an 'absent mother' live with it, your kids have to.

And to think... I used to really fancy her.

 

You're sick.