Sudden BO - Ways to avoid.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

Over the past few days I have been absolutely stinking like a tramp.

 

I bath at least once a day, alot of the time I shower in the morning and bath in the evening, yet I still stink.

 

I have been trying to diagnose the problem, and I think I have now sourced the route of the problem.

 

I have been having more baths and less showers recently, when I have a bath I like them boiling hot and generally just lie in there and sweat it out, alot of the time I forget to soap the pits up.

 

A simple swap back to showers and cooler baths, whilst concentrating on cleaning the armpits seems to have done the trick, although I also use scented shower gels and shampoo. Tea Tree Mint is my current favourite.

 

Does anyone else have any bathing related stories?

[Turkish]

losing weight will help, fat people generally smell so there is nothing wrong with you from that point of view.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

losing weight will help, fat people generally smell so there is nothing wrong with you from that point of view.

 

I am starting to lard-off.

 

I am indeed a bit porky and do chaif sometimes.

 

Ginger people also smell, but I am not ginger. What colour hair should you be?

[Turkish]

I am starting to lard-off.

 

I am indeed a bit porky and do chaif sometimes.

 

Ginger people also smell, but I am not ginger. What colour hair should you be?

 

Fat people smell more, its a fact. I once heard a revolting story from my ex's sister who is a nurse. A fat woman went into hospital with a big black spot on her stomach area. She was worried what it was so went to the hopsital. Turns out that was so fat, when she bathed she couldn't get between the flaps of flab on her stomach to clean there. The black spot/ball/lump was in fact a build of of dirt and other s*** which had built up over time. So Stu, make sure your arm pits aren't the only area you clense properly. Also dont forget your penis, although you dont see it much these days it still needs to be cleaned to avoid stinking out the pub toliets when you go for a **** with sickening, dirty c*** smell.

 

BTW, i am surprised you didn't realise that washing you flabby pits with soap would stop you smelling?

Edited 16 July, 2010 by Turkish

[Deppo]

How long have you been trying to lose weight for.........it seems to be a recurring theme for your posts over a number of years now.

[buctootim]

Over the past few days I have been absolutely stinking like a tramp.

 

I bath at least once a day, alot of the time I shower in the morning and bath in the evening, yet I still stink.

 

I have been trying to diagnose the problem, and I think I have now sourced the route of the problem.

 

I have been having more baths and less showers recently, when I have a bath I like them boiling hot and generally just lie in there and sweat it out, alot of the time I forget to soap the pits up.

 

A simple swap back to showers and cooler baths, whilst concentrating on cleaning the armpits seems to have done the trick, although I also use scented shower gels and shampoo. Tea Tree Mint is my current favourite.

 

Does anyone else have any bathing related stories?

 

Nah - its probably that Tree Tree shower gel making you stink. Honestly. Ive used that and it seems to 'go bad' on me during the day. Quite a few other shower gels do too. Pears soap however (that clear brown one) leaves me whiff free for a couple of days if needs be.

[Turkish]

Nah - its probably that Tree Tree shower gel making you stink. Honestly. Ive used that and it seems to 'go bad' on me during the day. Quite a few other shower gels do too. Pears soap however (that clear brown one) leaves me whiff free for a couple of days if needs be.

 

No it isn't he is a smelly fat ****.

 

Molton Brown, recharge Black pepper is the ONLY shower gel to consider.