*****es on heat

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Whilst walking my dog we came across a woman walking amongst others a female dog in season, this sent my dog a bit cuckoo with me having to trek after the woman to get my dog back, I held him for 5mins but as soon as I let him go he was off to where the female was, eventually I had to leave the rec, the woman believed she should be able to walk the female even though she was in season and would send male dogs nuts, I thought she was wrong, what do you think ?

Edited 29 September, 2008 by INFLUENCED.COM
***** aint allowed

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Without sounding a little selfish it didnt cause her a problem did it? Its not as if the dog is a ware-dog and she was walking it in a full moon. The worse that could happen is your dog fathers a few little pup's, however that would be her problem and not yours. You cant stop taking the dog out just because its in season and in all fairness if it were on a lead, it couldnt of run that far?

[notnowcato]

Sounds like you have a horny dog. Not sure he would have been too distressed by it.

 

If the woman has no intention of breeding with the b itch then then it should be speyed.

[scott_saints]

I put on a cow costume the other day (as you do). My dog humped me.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

in all fairness if it were on a lead, it couldnt of run that far?

 

My dog needs about 2 hours exercise a day, he is sociable and ordinarily good on command, walking him on a lead is not practical, I just think if your dogs in season just walk her around the block not in a place where you will come across many dog walkers.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Sounds like you have a horny dog. Not sure he would have been too distressed by it..

 

He is and I am trying to find him a b itch, when he has the sniff, such as he did the other day, he is unsettled for a couple of days and when out on walks will venture further than normal just to sniff another dog and quickly return when its a male, when at home or at work he will lay on his bed and whine which can be irritating but I have to accept its not his fault he's just got the rageing horn.

[Ponty]

You could always help him crack one off before you take him out. That might work.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

You could always help him crack one off before you take him out. That might work.

 

I lol'd!

 

What breed is it Influenced?

[INFLUENCED.COM]

You could always help him crack one off before you take him out. That might work.

 

Your own method on Fri/Sat night ?

[INFLUENCED.COM]

I lol'd!

 

What breed is it Influenced?

 

Weimaraner

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Weimaraner

 

Good dog. Not one of these 'small dogs' that can be carried around in a bag! They are not real dogs.

 

Are you looking for him to just get rid of his frustrations or are you looking to use him as a breed dog?

 

Incidently, has he been speyed? And if not, if he were speyed, would this solve the sniff problem?

[bridge too far]

I think it's a bit irresponsible to take a ***** out when she's on heat.

 

I used to keep my dear old lab indoors when she was in season - and put a nappy on her

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Are you looking for him to just get rid of his frustrations or are you looking to use him as a breed dog?

 

If he kops off in the local park unplanned I can do little about that, he has a good pedigree so would make for a good stud dog, would rather he mate with his own breed and not intrested in a fee or a puppy just for him to have a go or two

[tpbury]

Rule 1 on both beeatches.

[Penfold]

All dogs should be shot

[INFLUENCED.COM]

All dogs should be shot

 

Is there a reason why you think this ?

[Penfold]

Is there a reason why you think this ?

 

Yes

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Yes

 

Care to tell

[Penfold]

No.

[scott_saints]

I wish I was a dog. They can just wonder up to any female and f**k them. Beats having to spend money, waste beer time chatting some laydeh up, and still probably not sh@g the bint.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

They can just wonder up to any female and f**k them.

 

Not strictly true, they can certainly stick their nose and tongue places without so much of an introduction, try that, don't think you will have to waste too much money on drinks but it still won't guarantee the ride, that said, I suppose it depends how long your tongue is and where you drink

[Penfold]

I wish I was a dog. They can just wonder up to any female and f**k them. Beats having to spend money, waste beer time chatting some laydeh up, and still probably not sh@g the bint.

 

And I could shoot you

[INFLUENCED.COM]

And I could shoot over you

 

Is there a reason for this

[Penfold]

Is there a reason for this

 

Yes

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Yes

 

Care to tell

[Penfold]

Care to tell

 

No.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

No.

 

Ok, if you dont wish to say, lets play the guessing game and if we guess right, you have to tell us we are right.

 

My guess is that you are fed up popping your head up above ground in the middle of a dog's freshly laid chocolate log?

[scott_saints]

I saw white dog poo the other day. Factumundo.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

My guess is that you are fed up popping your head up above ground in the middle of a dog's freshly laid chocolate log?

 

Then you shoot the owner !

 

ex paper boy/ postman who regularly peed their pants when the pug would grab the paper/mail ?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Then you shoot the owner !

 

ex paper boy/ postman who regularly peed their pants when the pug would grab the paper/mail ?

 

It was a reference to his name.....

[Penfold]

Then you shoot the owner !

 

ex paper boy/ postman who regularly peed their pants when the pug would grab the paper/mail ?

 

We have a winner...... Hence I hate dogs with a passion.

[Dicko]

My ex-girlfriend had a greyhound that took pride his licking his **** in public

[Penfold]

My ex-girlfriend had a greyhound that took pride his licking my **** in public

 

[Hatch]

All dogs should be shot

 

 

Penfold for President!

[bridge too far]

My ex-girlfriend had a greyhound that took pride his licking his **** in public

 

Just because you can't........

[scott_saints]

Just because you can't........

I can.

[bridge too far]

I can.

 

Rule 1

[scott_saints]

Rule 1

Now's not the time. I have a feeling that my workmates wouldn't appreciate walking in on me teabagging myself.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Now's not the time. I have a feeling that my workmates wouldn't appreciate walking in on me teabagging myself.

 

Well you dont have to go as far as teabagging yourself. A peck would surfice