D.B.P. own up was this you ?

[Saint in Paradise]

Drunk man attempts wild ride on croc

 

A drunk man has been bitten on the leg after trying to ride a 5m salt water croc named Fatso in Australia.

 

The man, who had earlier been turfed out of a Broome tavern for being drunk, told police he climbed into Fatso's enclosure at a local crocodile park because he wanted to give him a pat.

 

"He made his way into the crocodile park and then climbed into the compound with a large, male 5m salt water croc named Fatso," Sergeant Roger Haynes told AAP.

 

"He has attempted to sit on its back and the croc has taken offence to that and has spun around and bit him on the right leg.

 

"For an unknown reason, the crocodile has let him go and he's managed to scale the fence and exit the park."

 

He made his way back to the nearby tavern to get help.

 

Sgt Haynes said the man, who was not a local, was extremely lucky to be alive.

 

"No person in their right mind would try to sit on a 5m crocodile," he said.

 

"We do know he's from the eastern states and he doesn't seem to have a very good understanding of the nature of salt water crocs in the Kimberley."

 

He said the 36-year-old had some "very nasty lacerations" and would spend some time in hospital, as croc wounds are prone to infection.

"Salt water crocodiles ... once they get hold of you, are not renowned for letting you go. He's lucky to have escaped with his life."

 

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/7574943/drunk-man-attempts-wild-ride-on-croc/:lol:

Edited 13 July, 2010 by Saint in Paradise

[Dave Benson Phillips]

Nice.

 

He was legless.

[Baj]

Was it? Did you bite that man, fatso?

[Turkish]

So that is where you were after 8pm Saturday night DBP, doing your croc impersination.

[Doctoroncall]

Typical, didn't do a proper job of killing him. Fatso out!

[Verbal]

"No person in their right mind would try to sit on a 5m crocodile."

 

Good line for a tombstone.

[chrisobee]

"No person in their right mind would try to sit on a 5m crocodile."

 

Good line for a tombstone.

 

That is classic ! Even better than :

 

Jedediah Goodwin

 

Auctioneer

 

Born 1828

 

Going!

 

Going!!

 

Gone!!!

 

1876

 

Here lies the body

of John Round.

Lost at sea

and never found !

Belturbet, Ireland

[EastleighSoulBoy]

That is classic ! Even better than :

 

Jedediah Goodwin

 

Auctioneer

 

Born 1828

 

Going!

 

Going!!

 

Gone!!!

 

1876

 

Here lies the body

of John Round.

Lost at sea

and never found !

Belturbet, Ireland

 

Frank Muir wants his headstone engraved with:

 

There is no such thing as a little garlic.

[chrisobee]

Frank Muir wants his headstone engraved with:

 

There is no such thing as a little garlic.

 

Blimey, that's a blast from the past ! Didn't he depart about 20 years ago !!

[hamster]

"I told you I was ill"

 

Spike Milligan