Dave Benson Phillips Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 I think it is about time this returned, if nothing else then to let you all know just how exciting and fun-packed my weekend is in comparison to yours. Friday: Bedes Lea Tavern for a few cheeky ones. Saturday: Beggars Fair - All day session, retiring back the Bedes before the carnage sets in. Sunday: All day out at sea on a 400bhp 70mph Rib smashing it round the Isle of Wight. You wish you were me.
Turkish Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 in reality Friday - On facebook ****ing over pics of friends of friends Saturday - Beggars Fair- hoping that this is a fair to help you improve begging skills when it comes to getting birds who dump you back, then back home for more FB ****ing Sunday - watching James Bond film, then more FB ****ing.
Turkish Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 mine - Friday - Ruby at the Corriander lounge Saturday - Gym in the morning then meeting up with some old friends who i have not seen for 15 years. Sunday - relaxing, world cup final.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 9 July, 2010 Author Posted 9 July, 2010 (edited) mine - Friday - Ruby at the Corriander lounge Saturday - Gym in the morning then meeting up with some old friends who i have not seen for 15 years. Sunday - relaxing, world cup final. That was quite believable until I saw what you were doing on Saturday. Edited 9 July, 2010 by Dave Benson Phillips
bungle Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 I was going to write about my weekend, but my plans seem so inadequate now.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 9 July, 2010 Author Posted 9 July, 2010 I forgot to add that I will also be ruining and violating the new ***** who used to have a boyfriend. Easy easy easy.
Thedelldays Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 I think it is about time this returned, if nothing else then to let you all know just how exciting and fun-packed my weekend is in comparison to yours. Friday: Bedes Lea Tavern for a few cheeky ones. Saturday: Beggars Fair - All day session, retiring back the Bedes before the carnage sets in. Sunday: All day out at sea on a 400bhp 70mph Rib smashing it round the Isle of Wight. You wish you were me. Fri - scouring plenty of fish for a lady sat - meeting lady from plenty of fish for "fun" sun - scouring plenty of fish for a lady
Turkish Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 I forgot to add that I will also be ruining and violating the new ***** who used to have a boyfriend. Easy easy easy. How many times are you getting dumped this weekend?
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 9 July, 2010 Author Posted 9 July, 2010 Fri - scouring plenty of fish for a lady sat - meeting lady from plenty of fish for "fun" sun - scouring plenty of fish for a lady Is that your weekend planned then? Wouldn't surprise me. You just forgot to add in on each day... " Posting on Saintsweb pretending to be in the Navy "
miserableoldgit Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Off to Millenium Stadium for the British Speedway Grand Prix. Another one like this would be accepable!!
Dog Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Friday night ~ barn dance Saturday ~ co ck fighting in France Sunday ~ Silverstone F1
miserableoldgit Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Friday night ~ barn dance Saturday ~ co ck fighting in France Sunday ~ Silverstone F1 Playing? Calling? Dancing?
Dog Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Playing? Calling? Dancing? Getting smashed on scrumpy, and might do a jig or two. Finger the landlady etc etc...
Turkish Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Getting smashed on scrumpy, and might do a jig or two. Finger the landlady etc etc... You going to be chewing corn, wearing dungerees and 'ohh arring' every other sentance too?
Dog Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 You going to be chewing corn, wearing dungerees and 'ohh arring' every other sentance too? My banjo string will be getting a good tug one way or another.
SuperMikey Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Friday - Pub tonight, being a ghey and cooking dinner this evening beforehand Saturday - 3rd place play-off at the pub Sunday - Work, then WC final (at the pub) I start full-time work next week so I ought to be a bit more pre-occupied by then!
SNSUN Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Aww man have I missed - making you all feel better because I was seemingly working every weekend. Well this weekend, I'm not! Friday - Hunt for mobile phones - go out in the evening and get drunk Saturday - Shopping with the missus during recovery, go out again and get drunk. Sunday - Recovery, Sunday Lunch with olds, then off to godparents suprise birthday for more drinks and food. Monday - Recovery.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 12 July, 2010 Author Posted 12 July, 2010 An immense weekend of drinking, fighting, relationship break-ups and drunken calls from Turkish and lady friends of his. Will be hard to top this action-packed weekend.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 12 July, 2010 Author Posted 12 July, 2010 You been dumped again? Of course not. What were these birds that I have on my voicemail simulating sex like?
Andy_Porter Posted 12 July, 2010 Posted 12 July, 2010 (edited) Work, drink, work, drink Basically it. Edited 12 July, 2010 by Andy_Porter
Turkish Posted 12 July, 2010 Posted 12 July, 2010 Of course not. What were these birds that I have on my voicemail simulating sex like? To be honest mate, everything from about 8pm onwards is a bit of a blur, so i couldn't tell you or be held responsible for my actions.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 12 July, 2010 Author Posted 12 July, 2010 To be honest mate, everything from about 8pm onwards is a bit of a blur, so i couldn't tell you or be held responsible for my actions. You seem to have mood swings. One voicemail would be " Hi Stu, it's 'Turkish' , just wondering what you are up to, give me a call " , and then 5 minutes later it was " Stu you fat f*cking c*nt pick up the phone you tubby little c*nt!!!! "
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 12 July, 2010 Author Posted 12 July, 2010 Turkish Both of them birds sound quite fit on my voicemail, especially the one that says she is pregnant with my puppies. Are they fair game? They left their numbers so can I attack them ( sexually, not punch them ) ?
Turkish Posted 12 July, 2010 Posted 12 July, 2010 Turkish Both of them birds sound quite fit on my voicemail, especially the one that says she is pregnant with my puppies. Are they fair game? They left their numbers so can I attack them ( sexually, not punch them ) ? Not for you, i showed them a picture of you on facebook yesterday and they said you look like a young Jimmy tarbuck :lol:
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 12 July, 2010 Author Posted 12 July, 2010 Not for you, i showed them a picture of you on facebook yesterday and they said you look like a young Jimmy tarbuck :lol: Inbox me their names. These *****es need poking.
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