fish fingers Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/sport/8260131.Cherries__Jackson_linked_with_Russian_bid/?ref=mr A very interesting name change!
slickmick Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Its taken him 40 + years to learn how to spell his name.
fish fingers Posted 8 July, 2010 Author Posted 8 July, 2010 I'd like to feel sorry for the Bournemouth fans having him sniffing back round the club, then i remember what absolute arses they are. Fingers crossed he succeeds in this takeover.
Gemmel Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Its a beautiful thing and whilst it's time may be short on the main board, there will be a welcoming reception in the Lounge. On the very anniversary of the pompey take over thread, it is only right and fitting that Mr Jacksons name reappears. Bring on the petting zoo
fish fingers Posted 8 July, 2010 Author Posted 8 July, 2010 Its a beautiful thing and whilst it's time may be short on the main board, there will be a welcoming reception in the Lounge. On the very anniversary of the pompey take over thread, it is only right and fitting that Mr Jacksons name reappears. Bring on the petting zoo He should probably go for the hattrick of south coast failed takeover attempts.
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Russian money and Marc Jackson - a match made in hell
LostBoys Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Complete w....r and a complete w....r with no money - why would the Convers Group use him and not a proper reputable agent
Gemmel Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 I wonder if Jackson and his russian friends were the money behind Pinnacle. Not only did we miss out on the chance of having MLT as Chairman, but we lost a monkey /chicken petting zoo at the same time.
Saint-scooby Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Well he could of changed his Surname also and put Strode in front of Jackson or even Gibbons now that would of made a great story
Crab Lungs Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 I'd like to feel sorry for the Bournemouth fans having him sniffing back round the club, then i remember what absolute arses they are. Fingers crossed he succeeds in this takeover. Yup, what you said. Spot on. The only thing worse than a Bournemouth fan is a Saints fan who goes "Bournemouth are alright, aren't they guys? Huh?"
dune Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 My effort from when he was fishing round us... And no Wacko thread would be complete without our old friend Barry - gold star for the first person to provide "the pic".
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 And no Wacko thread would be complete without our old friend Barry - gold star for the first person to provide "the pic". Googling him and I came up with this :- http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4390966.Step_forward_for_Saints_bidder/ Look at some of the comments on there, ridiculous. Don't you have a saved copy of the pic from your old forum?
dubai_phil Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 I am afraid that I have some very sad news to report. It would appear that the initial efforts at cross breeding a Chicken with a Monkey for the long awaited petting zoo appear to have not gone so well. The good news is that Orville the Champion Rooster is expected to make a full physical recovery following his time with Edna former the PG Tips superstar. Unfortunately Orvilles' Psychiatrist believes it will be many many months before Orville can be persuaded to try again.
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 I am afraid that I have some very sad news to report. It would appear that the initial efforts at cross breeding a Chicken with a Monkey for the long awaited petting zoo appear to have not gone so well. The good news is that Orville the Champion Rooster is expected to make a full physical recovery following his time with Edna former the PG Tips superstar. Unfortunately Orvilles' Psychiatrist believes it will be many many months before Orville can be persuaded to try again. Umm, Orville's a duck!! A green duck at that, can't be mistaken for a chicken of any sort methinks.
Micky Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 If you check out the IBASE website you can see that it is a very professionally run operation...! Strangley though, until recently there was at least three directors listed there, they seem to have now disappeared and the only contact details available is mark@ibase - strange eh...! http://www.ibaseuk.com/index.html Mind you if you want a boat that's the place to go, they can buy you one of those too...!!! I feel for the AFCB fans - this guy is a complete wacko.
trousers Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 And no Wacko thread would be complete without our old friend Barry - gold star for the first person to provide "the pic". And not forgetting the 'ITV Local' interview video clip - double platinum star and a Muttley badge for anyone resurrecting that one :-)
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 If you check out the IBASE website you can see that it is a very professionally run operation...! Strangley though, until recently there was at least three directors listed there, they seem to have now disappeared and the only contact details available is mark@ibase - strange eh...! http://www.ibaseuk.com/index.html Mind you if you want a boat that's the place to go, they can buy you one of those too...!!! I feel for the AFCB fans - this guy is a complete wacko. I used to always look out for their results but after all Saints did for them their 'mock rivalry, skate wannabe, hate Scummers' attitude makes me think that Bompey's fans, in general, and MrLifelongCherryToodlePip thoroughly deserve each other.
Micky Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 I used to always look out for their results but after all Saints did for them their 'mock rivalry, skate wannabe, hate Scummers' attitude makes me think that Bompey's fans, in general, and MrLifelongCherryToodlePip thoroughly deserve each other. Yeah I know - but you really shouldn't wish this wacko on anybody. Looking at that website I'd rather have my 6 year old son calling the shots - he'd do a better job (ohhh and probably a better 'Blueprint for Success' lmao).
dubai_phil Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Umm, Orville's a duck!! A green duck at that, can't be mistaken for a chicken of any sort methinks. You know that I know that But who is in charge of the Monkey Chicken Petting Zoo project?
OldNick Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 'Our value add is that these activities can be carried out in complete confidence' i love that one, is that just before he goes to the Echo ??? Lol
Gemmel Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 This is a bit scary .......The 4% have some explaining to do http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4459018.Swiss_group_arrive_for_Saints_talks/
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 This is a bit scary .......The 4% have some explaining to do http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4459018.Swiss_group_arrive_for_Saints_talks/ SRS/DBP, Dune etc. etc.
dune Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 What name did the ginger bloke that pretended he was a laydee use? It was funny as **** when he/she/it lost it.
Guided Missile Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Speaking to Meridian Tonight, Marc Jackson was asked what his background is and who was behind his consortium. He told the programme... 'I was trained by Xerox, many many many years ago. I'm a business strategist, many people say I'm a photocopying salesman, which I always find quite amusing.' 'I actually have been in the past,been heavily involved in the fitting out of Southampton football club stadium. Obviously I have an IT background, sales background, but also I have had involvement at Southampton Academy and scouting for many, many years.' 'To give you an instance I was involved in the scouting of Adam Lallana from Bournemouth sadly, to Southampton.' 'I have many, many contacts in football, I have many contacts abroad as well, in American MLS football as well as in Dubai.' 'So it's a mixture of many many things, all put together with a vision for a football club and we are going to drop the blueprint into here, but all will be revealed.' When asked if it was his money he was investing in AFC Bournemouth, Jackson smiled and said... 'It is a consortium' When pushed on who is in the consortium, he added... 'That is, something that really and honestly will never be answered properly and completely, but the truth of the matter is, there will be answers to that to an extent in tomorrow's (Thursday) press conference.' Read more: http://www.bournemouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=105852#ixzz0t7HLp4KI
buctootim Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 This is a bit scary .......The 4% have some explaining to do http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4459018.Swiss_group_arrive_for_Saints_talks/ The 58% have some explaining to do.
hypochondriac Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 What name did the ginger bloke that pretended he was a laydee use? It was funny as **** when he/she/it lost it. Help Me Rhonda?
dune Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Help Me Rhonda? That's the one, i'd love to read her/his posts again.
buctootim Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 hardly You reckon 54% voting for Pinnacle against ML was a good call then?
hypochondriac Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 You reckon 54% voting for Pinnacle against ML was a good call then? Well nobody knew about Markus then did they.
saint_mears Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 You reckon 54% voting for Pinnacle against ML was a good call then? Nobody knew nothing about ML and indeed Pinnacle other than Le tissier
Guided Missile Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 We have working experiences of distressed situations with football and already have relationships with mainline administators. Our value add is that these activities can be carried out in complete confidence until engagement commences, and at the same time we can offer the services of a team of consultants which includes ex premiership managers and directors who can act as a transition team during any operation to ensure stability while new management structures and processes are implemented ensuring that your purchase hits the ground running. Can anyone help with a translation of the above passage from Jackson's website? What a crock....
Micky Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 He told the programme... 'I was trained by Xerox, many many many years ago. I'm a business strategist, many people say I'm a photocopying salesman, which I always find quite amusing.' 'I actually have been in the past,been heavily involved in the fitting out of Southampton football club stadium. Obviously I have an IT background, sales background, but also I have had involvement at Southampton Academy and scouting for many, many years.' 'To give you an instance I was involved in the scouting of Adam Lallana from Bournemouth sadly, to Southampton.' 'I have many, many contacts in football, I have many contacts abroad as well, in American MLS football as well as in Dubai.' 'So it's a mixture of many many things, all put together with a vision for a football club and we are going to drop the blueprint into here, but all will be revealed.' Read more: http://www.bournemouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=105852#ixzz0t7HLp4KI Errrr personally methinks he tells many many porkies....!
brmbrm Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 ...the only contact details available is mark@ibase - strange eh...! http://www.ibaseuk.com/index.html . Good grief. You'd have thought a mul;ti-million pound operation, or even dell-boy, would get some sort of proof reading of their publicity. Its worse than a croner greengrocer i's. Hey Marc/mark, if you are reading thi's, gissa ring, i'll polish the english so that it is in fact english. You will get a lot more punter's.
Dark Munster Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 This is a bit scary .......The 4% have some explaining to do http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/4459018.Swiss_group_arrive_for_Saints_talks/ Have a look at this comment from last year: :lol: blueballoo, Gosport says... 2:51am Fri 26 Jun 09 I am a Pompey fan but rather than indulge in pointless bickering I'll ask you a few questions: 1. Do you honestly think you could appeal that SLH is distinct from SFC when SFC was only able to pay last months wages owing to exclusivity funds from SLH? 2. Do you think a High Court Judge is going to agree that SFC is a solvent going concern when it has again failed to pay its staffs wages? The rule was created to stop solvent clubs being taken down by insolvent parent companies. Is SFC solvent? No. The bloke banging on about Delia Smith yesterday was hilarious - Delia Smith is a chef who publishes cookbooks. Does SLH publish a cookbook? No. Does SLH have any other business tthan SFC? No. Do the league have the right to interpret this rule according to the spirit? Yes. Would the High Court accept the right of an insolvent football club to escape a deduction because of 'natural justice'? No, because natural justice is on the side of the league - you ARE bankrupt. Secondly, you have to go the court wth clean hands to claim natural justice, you are trying to use a legal manouevre to avoid getting a penalty that APPLIES to you.
CB Fry Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 ootball clubs become available for new ownership on a regular basis and with our expertise and contact base throughout the industry, we can act decisively on your behalf from enquiry to completion. Whether it is a Premiership club or a Conference team, we have the experience to provide a succesful outcome. We have particular expertise in the area of Clubs falling into administration. Currently Available 3 x Premiership Clubs (full information is available upon enquiry) 4 x Championship Clubs (full iformation is available upon enquiry) 12 x Div 1 clubs and below. Many of these opportunities have development and incremental value adds , we have investigated all of the additional opportunities and can supply information in full upon engagement. For further information please email mark@ibaseuk.com Exceptional, exceptional stuff. The man is a legend.
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Exceptional, exceptional stuff. The man is a legend. A legend in his own monkey chicken petting zoo....
benjii Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 I am intrigued to hear more about his experience. Hopefully he's still registered on here so he can give us all an example of one of the successful takeovers he has helped by applying his value add.
Wade Garrett Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Well there goes Bournemouth's chances of a takeover gone. Mark Jackson, what a k*nt.
Red and White Army Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 If you check out the IBASE website you can see that it is a very professionally run operation...! Strangley though, until recently there was at least three directors listed there, they seem to have now disappeared and the only contact details available is mark@ibase - strange eh...! http://www.ibaseuk.com/index.html Mind you if you want a boat that's the place to go, they can buy you one of those too...!!! I feel for the AFCB fans - this guy is a complete wacko. "Bespoke solutions tailored to your requirements , price sensative negotiations " PSML at the lack of ability to spell or even use a spell checker. "Our value add is that these activities can be carried out in complete confidence until engagement commences, and at the same time we can offer the services of a team of consultants which includes ex premiership managers and directors who can act as a transition team during any operation to ensure stability while new management structures and processes are implemented ensuring that your purchase hits the ground running." One sentence paragraphs, professional!
SaintBobby Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 I'm so pleased about this. This guy is priceless entertainment.
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