Um Bongo Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 He's been found. Currently in a stand off with police.
Gorgiesaint Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Police found him hiding down the back of his sofa - well thats where I always find my raoul moat!
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 SKY reporting from Police HQ that all media will be TOLD to move outside of a 10 mile exclusion zone as their prescence is 'hampering negotiations'. It certainly does look like a media circus up there!
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Jeez! you're not going to believe this, the Police have wheeled out Paul Gascgoine to talk to him.
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Jeez! you're not going to believe this, the Police have wheeled out Paul Gascgoine to talk to him. You've got to be joking!! Unbelievable! Did it say when these two met?
Saints Mad Si Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Police found him hiding down the back of his sofa - well thats where I always find my raoul moat! That has made me chuckle!
Hopkins Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 That has made me chuckle! Not even raulmoatley funny tbh. Gazza such a hero!
Saint_clark Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 What the f*ck is Gazza doing there "They wouldn't let me through so I turned round and tried to find a B&B" Is this really happening or is it a huge elaborate prank?
RedAndWhite91 Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Gazza has gone down there, píssed, with a can of lager, some chicken, a fishing rod, and some clothes for his old mate 'Moaty' who is a good lad, and he is confident Moaty won't shoot him cos he's Gazza.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Gazza said he knew Moaty as a bouncer in Newcastle whilst Gazza was at NUFC, but he was there from 85-88, and that would make Moat 13-15 years old hahaha
Saint_clark Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 This shouldn't be a funny moment...Gazza is even more f*cked than I thought.
Turkish Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 :love it'Gasgoine, intoxicated, some of what he said was incomprehendable' a ****ed up gazza to save the day!! :lol::lol::lol:
Saint_clark Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 I can just see Gazza stumbling up to him and shouting "alright Moaty" before getting a face full of lead.
Hatch Posted 9 July, 2010 Author Posted 9 July, 2010 gazza = legend. He will post on the weirdest thing you have done while ****ed thread in a minute
Gigersaint Posted 9 July, 2010 Posted 9 July, 2010 Exclusive photo Upon seeing on Sky News Gazza turning up p***ed I thought... then seeing this on here good work, quick too.
Saint in Paradise Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 Moat is dead, good one less scumbag to worry about.
Dog Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 Gazza shot Moaty 'Alreeet Moaty ya ginger coooont' 'Bang!' R.I.P.
saint lard Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 OMG, this is the full length interview with Gazza for those who have not heard it....... Cringeworthy,embarrassing and really quite hilarious....oh and sad, all rolled into one. Unfortunately it comes without subtitles.
dune Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 OMG, this is the full length interview with Gazza for those who have not heard it....... Cringeworthy,embarrassing and really quite hilarious....oh and sad, all rolled into one. Unfortunately it comes without subtitles. He's keeled soomone which is not neeece reeely.
SuperMikey Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 That Gazza interview is cringeworthy and hilarious in equal measures.. "I've brought him a big jacket, a dressing gown, some chicken, some bread, a can of lager and a fishing rod and i've brought my fishing rod and I thought we could go and have a little chat on the riverbank"
amsterdam Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 One word. CCTV. No CCTV there last night then? According to the news, the police had him surrounded (armed officers within 20 feet) then moved the media back "for their own safety"?? I'm not usually one for conspiracies, but Moat was never going to get out of this alive, loathsome though he may have been...
ericofarabia Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 gazza = legend. He will post on the weirdest thing you have done while ****ed thread in a minute Now that is funny as feck ....
ericofarabia Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 What a complete muppet Gazza is. "... ok so he killed someone, that's not nice, but he's a good lad" etc etc. Amongst other things Gazza took down with him were a fishing rod so that they could do some fishing , a nightgown (no mention of carpet slippers though) a chicken (not sure if cooked or a live one for some therapuetical monkey petting ) and A can of lager (which probably started off as a 6 pack when Gazza left Newcastle by the sounds of it. The police should have let him through ... 2 birds with one stone.
Dog Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 Exclusive photo Shouldn't they all be looking at Moaty and not the cameraman? And why is that copper wearing a nazi helmet & holding a water pistol?
RedAndWhite91 Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 Shouldn't they all be looking at Moaty and not the cameraman? And why is that copper wearing a nazi helmet & holding a water pistol? And why have they drafted in John Locke from LOST?
thesaint sfc Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 I'm absolutely speechless. This is f*cking hilarious I love how we've gone from Raoul Moat to - Moaty
Badger Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 That Gazza interview is cringeworthy and hilarious in equal measures.. "I've brought him a big jacket, a dressing gown, some chicken, some bread, a can of lager and a fishing rod and i've brought my fishing rod and I thought we could go and have a little chat on the riverbank" Gazza: "he's a gentleman..", "a lovely bloke..."," a good lad...", Not since someone said of Fred West that he was "an alright bloke..." have I read or heard such an inapproriate character reference ! ("I've survived a car crash at 90mph,I'm sure I can survive a bullet !!...) Joking aside,it is sad what Gazza has become listening to that interview.Probably a well intentioned but completely ill thought out move on his part in going to Rothbury.
Badger Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 Gazza has gone down there, píssed, with a can of lager, some chicken, a fishing rod, and some clothes for his old mate 'Moaty' who is a good lad, and he is confident Moaty won't shoot him cos he's Gazza. Struck me as something the editors of Viz in Newcastle might have dreamt up. A former international footballer,with drink and drug problems,and occasional wifebeating tendencies ,who falls on hard times, but is secretly a peace envoy diffusing world trouble spots..."eeh man, jus' stoppin off fa' me tabs, then I'm gannin off tee sort the Arabs and Israelis oot..... they'll be callin it The Gazza strip by time I'm back in Newcassell..."
Jillyanne Posted 10 July, 2010 Posted 10 July, 2010 Struck me as something the editors of Viz in Newcastle might have dreamt up. A former international footballer,with drink and drug problems,and occasional wifebeating tendencies ,who falls on hard times, but is secretly a peace envoy diffusing world trouble spots..."eeh man, jus' stoppin off fa' me tabs, then I'm gannin off tee sort the Arabs and Israelis oot..... they'll be callin it The Gazza strip by time I'm back in Newcassell..." Brilliant! Thats going to be my FB status!
Kadeem Hardison Posted 11 July, 2010 Posted 11 July, 2010 I don't think that there is a single situation that couldn't be solved by Gazza, a dressing gown, some chicken, a can of lager and a fishing rod.
Draino76 Posted 11 July, 2010 Posted 11 July, 2010 Maybe 'Gazza' can sort out the 'Gaza' situation with a can of lager, dressing gown, and a couple of fishing rods.
Draino76 Posted 11 July, 2010 Posted 11 July, 2010 Oh yeah sorry kadeem maybe a bit of halal chicken too.
Dog Posted 12 July, 2010 Posted 12 July, 2010 No CCTV there last night then? Bizarre that, no CCTV next to a overflow waste pipe in a random field, in the middle of knowhere, ooop north. I thought that, the barsterds have stiched him up.
Andy_Porter Posted 12 July, 2010 Posted 12 July, 2010 http://91495.spreadshirt.co.uk/gazza-and-moaty-A13250628/customize/color/3
Viking Warrior Posted 12 July, 2010 Posted 12 July, 2010 Seems the mongs in newcastle thiink moat is some kind of hero, they have one of those flower shrines for him don't they realise he is a murder and a thu and not the victim
moon monkey Posted 12 July, 2010 Posted 12 July, 2010 I wouldn't worry too much about the Geordies, they are a different species.
Saint_clark Posted 14 July, 2010 Posted 14 July, 2010 That dictaphone that was found would certainly be interesting to listen to.
chrisobee Posted 15 July, 2010 Posted 15 July, 2010 http://news.sky.com/skynews/Article/201007115665281 Speechless
Al de Man Posted 15 July, 2010 Posted 15 July, 2010 That dictaphone that was found would certainly be interesting to listen to. You mean his alibi? All it is says to me is that he was planning to shoot his ex- many months ago and was looking to use this to get his sentence reduced on grounds of being a fruitloop.
Ponty Posted 15 July, 2010 Posted 15 July, 2010 http://news.sky.com/skynews/Article/201007115665281 Speechless I liked the comment below... "Ladies and Gentlemen of Sky News, I believe you shoulder much of the guilt for flushing these wierdos out of the sewers. Your reporting has been biased in the extreme and you have, very cleverly, with your sugary sweet interviewing of the murderer's brother, attempted to present the villain as a poor misunderstood individual who needs everyone's sympathy. You are a disgrace to your colleagues. This is not the only recent incident of skewed reporting, no doubt designed to drive up Channel ratings and it is time you searched your own consciences. Please get it, and understand that this animal was an uncaring murderer and the police did a brilliant job."
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