Hatch Posted 7 July, 2010 Share Posted 7 July, 2010 Predictions? I reckon he will be gunned down by cops, while attempting to try and find his daughter to say good bye to her. He seems too stupid to be able to travel more than 20 miles away from home, and therefore is currently staying at one of his equally thick mates house. or a reporter from News of The World will find him before the cops do, and this weekend he will feature in a full double page spread telling his life story, while pictured swigging champagne in just his boxer shorts while lying on a satin sheeted double bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 7 July, 2010 Share Posted 7 July, 2010 Sky could do with sub titles for some of the people they have been interviewing Way iiiiii like man. Ah divne kna likes. Not been able to follow properly but why were the hostages arrested or did they mean accomplices Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 7 July, 2010 Share Posted 7 July, 2010 He will be the epic fail of all 'Rambo' impersonators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 July, 2010 Share Posted 7 July, 2010 I reckon he will blow him self up attempting some DIY electrical work for the person who is hiding him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 7 July, 2010 Share Posted 7 July, 2010 Police say they won't leave any stone unturned. At 6ft 3 and 17st he's hardly likely to be hiding under a stone is he?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 July, 2010 Share Posted 7 July, 2010 (edited) I think he will join up with three others, they'll buy a black van between them which they'll travel round in and be able to make all manner of outrageous stuff in. Still wanted by the government they will survive as soilders as fortune, if you have a problem and no one else can help and if you can find them, maybe you can hire, The AA Team Edited 7 July, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 7 July, 2010 Share Posted 7 July, 2010 "What is you major malfunction Private Pile" He too will eat the gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 7 July, 2010 Share Posted 7 July, 2010 "What is you major malfunction Private Pile" He too will eat the gun. As he's 17st, I think he'll eat just about anything, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 7 July, 2010 Share Posted 7 July, 2010 latest reports say that the thick geirdie has been trapped in newcastle city zoo, sadly too late to prevent him shooting all the ostriches. v sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 To be in Raoul Moats shoes would be the ultimate buzz, hide and seek with the plod is the greatest game ever. Good luck gypsie Joe, you will need it. I predict he will be dead by friday 9.00am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 I suspect Moat will be found somewhere near a castle. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 Newcastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 I'm a PC ,and hiding from Raoul Moat was my idea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 As he's 17st, I think he'll eat just about anything, yeah. Pfft. 17 stone. That's thin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdam Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 I loved the interview with the officer in charge of this case this morning when asked why he had drafted in 14 elite snipers for this operation: "Oh, er, for protection..." I guess this Moat guy will be found to have (ahem) "turned the gun on himself"; surprised they didn't try that one on that De Mendez fella... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 Two thoughts, he has either topped himself deep in the undergrowth or slipped out of the area under the cover of darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 Well if you're going to laugh about a rather serious subject, I'll move this to TMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 Well if you're going to laugh about a rather serious subject, I'll move this to TMS. Who is laughing exactly?? Confused.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 Bomb the whole of the north east - that's bound to get him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 To be fair the old bill did set him up to go to prison, so they did ask for this, good on him. A few road side bombs should do the trick, this is like a mini version of the war in Afgan. Plus loads of mates misleading the plod is funny making them look completely stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 What would you do if he turned up at your house? I'd probably invite him in. Warm to him by offering him ****tails and coco pops. Wow him with my amazing charm. Then shoot him in the face, cut his head off and boil it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 What would you do if he turned up at your house? I'd probably invite him in. Warm to him by offering him ****tails and coco pops. Wow him with my amazing charm. Then shoot him in the face, cut his head off and boil it. He is worth 10k now too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 I loved the interview with the officer in charge of this case this morning when asked why he had drafted in 14 elite snipers for this operation: "Oh, er, for protection..." I guess this Moat guy will be found to have (ahem) "turned the gun on himself"; surprised they didn't try that one on that De Mendez fella... One word. CCTV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 He is worth 10k now too I suspect a story to the Sun about how you enticed Mr Moat by cocopops and then proceeded to shoot him and boil his head would be worth more than 10k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 If he doesn't get caught by Tuesday it goes up to £20K, making it a Raoul over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 /\ genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdam Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 If he doesn't get caught by Tuesday it goes up to £20K, making it a Raoul over. Just spat coffee over the keyboard, you b@gger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 In fact you could tempt him with his favourite nosh, a gert big roast beef dinner mmmm. Roast spuds, yorkshires and lovely thick gravy (northerners love gravy). Ask him to check that the beef is cooking to his liking then TWHACK... hit him over the head with the gravy boat and shove his head in the oven, gassing him to death. A Raoul over baited oven. £20k in the bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 This is a serious subject. These jokes aren't even raoulmoatly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 Probably made his escape on moatorbike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 Time for a saintsweb Raoul Moat Sweepstake. I take this Sunday - Shot Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 I think he'll evade them completely and never be found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 8 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 8 July, 2010 Friday, motorbike crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 Anyone on Twitter get following @raoulontherun whilst , excuse the pun, the jokes still running Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 Anyone on Twitter get following @raoulontherun whilst , excuse the pun, the jokes still running He followed me so thought I'd be kind and follow back.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 That Twitter page is f*cking gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 If anyone knows where he is, can you tell him Wayne Rooney, Stevie G and Frank Lampard have also ****ged his girlfriend. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 amazing how that they draft in loads of snipers when he is a Cop killer, normally it is a couple of air rifles and a pop-gun when the public are in danger. He's probably around Gazzas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 July, 2010 Share Posted 8 July, 2010 ****, he was just round my house 10 minutes ago, just realised who it was. Knocked the door and asked if I could sparea cup of tea. Decent chap that i is I invited him in and we sat on the decking chatting about nought in particular, he said that he hadn't eaten for days so I went to see what mrs h had in the cupboards that we could spare. He wss in luck, she'd just stocked up the cake cupboard, I shouted from the kitchen "Hey mate, would you like a jam doughnut or a meringue"? "naye man, your reet, I would" he said taking the doughnut ?????????? there's a joke in there somewhere, can you spot it? I have given you a clue. Only ate half of it, as he said he had to shoot off down the High Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 8 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 8 July, 2010 wish he would shoot that Chief Constable, she is a shocker. Put her out of her misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 9 July, 2010 Share Posted 9 July, 2010 she looks like wendolene, wallace and gromits mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 July, 2010 Share Posted 9 July, 2010 i dont find any of these jokes raoulmoatly funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 9 July, 2010 Share Posted 9 July, 2010 apparantly this ad was in a north east dating agency... Hi I'm a sexy 19 year old blonde babe from the north east of england looking for some fun. Mr right should be a big strong ginger man with a fiery temper and jealous nature, also enjoys camping and writing long letters. If this sounds like you contact me at armedresponse@northhumberlandpolice.org.uk !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 9 July, 2010 Share Posted 9 July, 2010 Hi Raoul, If you really want to hide and not get found, try Portugal! Love, Maddie xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Soze Posted 9 July, 2010 Share Posted 9 July, 2010 Best of luck to him, anyone who kills old bill deserves to be knighted in my opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 9 July, 2010 Share Posted 9 July, 2010 Best of luck to him, anyone who kills old bill deserves to be knighted in my opinion that is not funny, and if you really mean it!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 9 July, 2010 Share Posted 9 July, 2010 Best of luck to him, anyone who kills old bill deserves to be knighted in my opinion Bellend. I think they need to get the Army involved. The police have had a week to find the c*nt - need to get on and finish him off now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 9 July, 2010 Share Posted 9 July, 2010 I think they need to get the Army involved. The police have had a week to find the c*nt - need to get on and finish him off now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 9 July, 2010 Share Posted 9 July, 2010 that is not funny, and if you really mean it!!!!! Trust me, he means it. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 9 July, 2010 Share Posted 9 July, 2010 SKY BREAKING NEWS: Police Officer finds Raoul Moat in his Alphabet Spaghetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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