saint_stevo Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 And she is all over you etc, rubbing her bits on ya leg and feeling up your package, then gives you her card at the end of the night and asks you to add her on Fbk…….. After 3 days do you think she has in fact then ignored your friend request and carried on with her married life?
Thedelldays Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 do you need to be told the answer to that question...?
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 She was probably drunkered, or misplaced her brail keyboard
saint_stevo Posted 7 July, 2010 Author Posted 7 July, 2010 she was fit, and said she loved to fellate
RedAndWhite91 Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 Maybe she has a common name and you added the wrong bird?
saint_stevo Posted 7 July, 2010 Author Posted 7 July, 2010 Maybe she has a common name and you added the wrong bird? locked down profile and can barely see the picture, so perhaps........... maybe she isn't at work this week, and hence hasn't logged onto faceache?!? How was Maga btw?
Thedelldays Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 maybe she has given you a false name.. done that before...many times
saint_stevo Posted 7 July, 2010 Author Posted 7 July, 2010 maybe she has given you a false name.. done that before...many times her mates were calling her by the same firstname, and i found her husband ok and she gave me the same surname as his.......
RedAndWhite91 Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 locked down profile and can barely see the picture, so perhaps........... maybe she isn't at work this week, and hence hasn't logged onto faceache?!? How was Maga btw? Yeah could be then, she might only go on it occasionally or something. Maga was ******* quality cheers mate.
Thedelldays Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 maga...as in magaluf.. went there in 2005 and 2006....was mental.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 maga...as in magaluf.. went there in 2005 and 2006....was mental. Yeah Magaluf, mental in 2010 too!
Thedelldays Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 Yeah Magaluf, mental in 2010 too! 1st time I went, my hotel was right next to BCM...was a tad loony there...2nd time was far better..we stayed in palma nova and walked/taxi'd in...bit more sane there during the day... the alex (indie bar) was our fav...along with the red lion... am 30 now...and wont have a chance to go on hols til next year (will be 31)...probably too old for that sort of thing now... have been to ibiza - 98 tenerife - 99 ayia napa - 2000 magaluf - 2005 magaluf - 2006 ayia napa - 2007 tenerife - 2008 ayia napa was the best by a mile though
saint_stevo Posted 7 July, 2010 Author Posted 7 July, 2010 1st time I went, my hotel was right next to BCM...was a tad loony there...2nd time was far better..we stayed in palma nova and walked/taxi'd in...bit more sane there during the day... the alex (indie bar) was our fav...along with the red lion... am 30 now...and wont have a chance to go on hols til next year (will be 31)...probably too old for that sort of thing now... have been to ibiza - 98 tenerife - 99 ayia napa - 2000 magaluf - 2005 magaluf - 2006 ayia napa - 2007 tenerife - 2008 ayia napa was the best by a mile though Fiesta Jungla first year then? I stayed at Torrenova Playa in 2006, loved it, someone took a dump on a car windscreen and it stayed there for days. Was also a mental storm where people where going down heart-attack hill on lilo's. BCM was mental, popcorn party the night after water party was lethal though, and some big tonk guys dancing in cheryl cole-esque trousers was a bit weird
RedAndWhite91 Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 1st time I went, my hotel was right next to BCM...was a tad loony there...2nd time was far better..we stayed in palma nova and walked/taxi'd in...bit more sane there during the day... the alex (indie bar) was our fav...along with the red lion... am 30 now...and wont have a chance to go on hols til next year (will be 31)...probably too old for that sort of thing now... have been to ibiza - 98 tenerife - 99 ayia napa - 2000 magaluf - 2005 magaluf - 2006 ayia napa - 2007 tenerife - 2008 ayia napa was the best by a mile though That's sound, our hotel was all inclusive and right on the strip, so got a bit messy. Was looking at Ayia Napa as well, that might be a shout for next year. 31 isn't too old, I was in one club and this bloke walked past who must have been in his 60's, he was loving it. Maga is a great place though I love it, and I am well jealous you went to Ibiza in 98... Must have been well good.
Thedelldays Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 yes...that was it..fiesta jungla.....was pretty insane.. BCM was good...did not think too much of upstairs..just a big Ikon sort of thing..but the downstairs part with the ridiculous foam party...was crazy the touts did my nut in...one night they were hassling us and my mate (who is a complete loon) went over and smashed up this table they had set up selling tickets..
Thedelldays Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 That's sound, our hotel was all inclusive and right on the strip, so got a bit messy. Was looking at Ayia Napa as well, that might be a shout for next year. 31 isn't too old, I was in one club and this bloke walked past who must have been in his 60's, he was loving it. Maga is a great place though I love it, and I am well jealous you went to Ibiza in 98... Must have been well good. yes..back then it was still "ibiza"...it was the year after Ibiza uncovered was on telly..so it was utterly rammed...i was 18 at the time... went to radio 1 live at manumission too...with the live sex shows etc...about 10k people in that one night club it was expensive then..i dread to think how commercialised and expensive it is now
saint_stevo Posted 7 July, 2010 Author Posted 7 July, 2010 10 euro for a bottle of water now in Ibiza........... Touts in Maga annoyed the hell outa me, 'come in and we will give you 18 shots and 6 jugs' **** off
RedAndWhite91 Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 I can imagine Ibiza being commercialised and dear, that's why we didn't go there, but €10 for a bottle of water is just obscene!
ericofarabia Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 her mates were calling her by the same firstname, and i found her husband ok and she gave me the same surname as his....... Chat up her husband instead then. Maybe he likes to fellate as well!!
Turkish Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 Chat up her husband instead then. Maybe he likes to fellate as well!! He could always message her husband and ask him to tell his wife that the bloke she was rubbing her growler up against on saturday night and begging to **** cant find her on FB.
dune Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 I was at Manumission the night it burnt down and never noticed.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 7 July, 2010 Posted 7 July, 2010 Surely on the husband's info bit he has 'Married to ****** ******' and you can then see she's the right one?
Georgie Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Magaluf was brilliant when I went in 2005. Can't believe how we managed to go out 14 nights in a row, think the earliest we got in was 3am, most nights we were out to 5am.
Turkish Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 Magaluf was brilliant when I went in 2005. Can't believe how we managed to go out 14 nights in a row, think the earliest we got in was 3am, most nights we were out to 5am. Did you get laid?
skintsaint Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 think its impossible to go to Magaluf and not get laid.
saint_stevo Posted 8 July, 2010 Author Posted 8 July, 2010 Surely on the husband's info bit he has 'Married to ****** ******' and you can then see she's the right one? you'd a thought. but his profile is locked down so can't see his info etc
fish fingers Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 10 euro for a bottle of water now in Ibiza........... Touts in Maga annoyed the hell outa me, 'come in and we will give you 18 shots and 6 jugs' **** off I went 98,99 and 2000 and remember paying €6 euros for a small glass of fanta in the clubs. Good job the old disco biscuits were cheap then.
Pancake Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 I went 98,99 and 2000 and remember paying €6 euros for a small glass of fanta in the clubs. That's pretty impressive. Bearing in mind the Euro didn't start circulation as physical currency in Spain until 2002.
fish fingers Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 That's pretty impressive. Bearing in mind the Euro didn't start circulation as physical currency in Spain until 2002. yes it was, maybe i went later then. It was a hazy time.
Essruu Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 If you meet a bird and she is all over you etc, rubbing her bits on ya leg and feeling up your package, then gives you her card at the end of the night and asks you to add her on Fbk, then it either didn't happen or (more likely) you're such a loser that gets so little action normally that you get all excited and feel the need to quickly rush back to tell complete strangers on the innernets all about this drunken slut. This drunken slut, on the other hand, is so ashamed when she sees some photos of you that she completely avoids and ignores all of your contact attempts. You then move on to a second hand innernets girl that you've never met, but who has low self-esteem and seemingly likes fat, crocked blokes with a sh1t dress sense, who talks absolute bo110cks, is possibly slightly retarded and is generally considered a bit of a loser.
RedAndWhite91 Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 think its impossible to go to Magaluf and not get laid. Fact.
Durleyfos Posted 8 July, 2010 Posted 8 July, 2010 I first went to Magaluf in the summer of 1996. 14 nights of carnage! BCM was quality.
Marsdinho Posted 14 July, 2010 Posted 14 July, 2010 I first went to Magaluf in the summer of 1996. 14 nights of carnage! BCM was quality. I went 96' and 98'. Crazy days.
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