Dave Benson Phillips Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 When you look at a bird, she is quite good looking, then meet her Mum, when they have the same facial features ( ableith not as porky )... does it affect whether you want to get into a relationship if the mum is hideously ugly? I have met a few birds, who then when you meet their mum, you think " f*ck that, I am just gonna slam you now and not get into a relationship with you because I can see how you will end up in a few years time , you're Mum looks disgusting " Anyone else feel the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Le God Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 If ever a thread summed you up, this is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 Think the words head and knob combined come to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holepuncture Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 Spot on Stu. Very important within my policy (everyone should have a policy). I simply cannot commit to a relationship knowing full well that you are getting stitched up with some fatter in the making... tough but tough im afraid, its the policy... A good looking mum gives you confidence that, if you invest here, your onto a winner. Many relationships have lived and died on this policy requirement... I have also been reminded before, that girls will check out the dad, in the same light! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 They don't need to look at Dave's dad to see the true horror of what they're getting into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 Or what's getting into them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 Stu This quote is as old as the hills,,,,,,(Take a fookin good look at er mum, cos thats what your bird will look like in 20 years time),,,,,,Fekin true ann all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 Stu This quote is as old as the hills,,,,,,(Take a fookin good look at er mum, cos thats what your bird will look like in 20 years time),,,,,,Fekin true ann all. Absolutely, even though it is unbelievable at the time, all wives end up like their mothers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 Absolutely, even though it is unbelievable at the time, all wives end up like their mothers. I don't think I am going to turn into a ginger any time soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 I tried to judge my missus by the standard of her mother. She's not much to look at but the sex was fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 Just imagine how Louise Nurding felt when Jamie Redknapp took her home to meet his folks for the first time ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 I'm getting a divorce tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 Just imagine how Louise Nurding felt when Jamie Redknapp took her home to meet his folks for the first time ! Lol. My Dad is a fittie so no worries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 6 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 July, 2010 Think the words head and knob combined come to mind You've obviously not put much thought into things when getting into a relationship. Either that or you are gay so have not been affected by this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 Stu, I don't think you should worry too much about it. After all, you've had a fair number of 'relationships' in the life of these messageboards, so I doubt you'll be able to stick with anyone long enough for them to age more than a couple of months..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 6 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 6 July, 2010 Stu, I don't think you should worry too much about it. After all, you've had a fair number of 'relationships' in the life of these messageboards, so I doubt you'll be able to stick with anyone long enough for them to age more than a couple of months..... I get bored easy, this is true. Luckily being the stud I am, it's not long before the next bird comes along wanting to some Stuey loving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 I get bored easy, this is true. Luckily being the stud I am, it's not long before the next bird comes along wanting to some Stuey loving. Dont get me started Stu........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 Stu, I don't think you should worry too much about it. After all, you've had a fair number of 'relationships' in the life of these messageboards, so I doubt you'll be able to stick with anyone long enough for them to age more than a couple of months.....[/QUOTE] You are being a tad optimistic my friend, a couple of hours at best in the case of our John Prescott gutalike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 I don't think I am going to turn into a ginger any time soon. Color dos née matter Jillyannne, in them 20 odd years Juicy delicious cream split turns into Rancid Beef Curtain,,,,,unfortunately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 Color dos née matter Jillyannne, in them 20 odd years Juicy delicious cream split turns into Rancid Beef Curtain,,,,,unfortunately. But you'd be more interested in Reeking Fish Flaps surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjwills Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 You've obviously not put much thought into things when getting into a relationship. Either that or you are gay so have not been affected by this. Don't think my wife or 2 beautiful daughters would agree with that statement. Well at least you will know that the women that go out with you have a sense of humour or no respect in themselves, or they just work with care in the community Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 My standards are so low, I'd knob pretty much anything. Which is just as well because my girlfriend's mum is not in the least bit attractive. Although she does have bigger knockers than her daughter, I live in hope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 What about these two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 What about these two arson victims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 6 July, 2010 Share Posted 6 July, 2010 What about these two I take back my earlier comment about "knobbing pretty much anything"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 7 July, 2010 Share Posted 7 July, 2010 i'd even check the grandma out too also check the mums cooking skills, as they get passed on as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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