Tea at the cricket

[fish fingers]

What do the players have?

 

I always imagined a pork pie and a Fanta.

[Lets B Avenue]

We used to have curried egg sarnies.

[bungle]

They probably claim to have a banana and some lucozade (or other energy drink).

 

In reality, the off-strike batsman has probably taken a moment to order in doner kebab and lager.

[Master Bates]

Cream tea and scones?

[Hatch]

Yorks and Lancs have pies, Essex and Kent have jellied eels.

 

Sussex , Somerset, Gloucester suck each other off.