Celebrity Chefs

[Thedelldays]

who is your favourite..?

if you even like any

 

reason I ask, am going to meet Heston Blumenthal(sp) and Gordon Ramsey soon

[fish fingers]

Heston and Hugh Fearnely-Whittingstall

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Rick Stein and James Martin

[Dog]

Mrs Beaton

Edited 5 July, 2010 by Dog

[fish fingers]

Rick Stein and James Martin

 

He's pretty good, i have his Far Eastern Odyssey book

[trousers]

Fanny Craddock

[dune]

Keith Floyd. All the rest are poor immitations.

[saintkiptanui]

Delldays I imagine you are quite hard??? could you please punch chef Ramsey for me, he is an utter c*nt.

[Dog]

Delldays I imagine you are quite hard??? could you please punch chef Ramsey for me, he is an utter c*nt.

 

And his brother is a convicted murderer.

[bridge too far]

And his brother is a convicted murderer.

 

Your point being what, exactly?

[skintsaint]

Your point being what, exactly?

 

I reckon about 4 inches.

[Hatch]

Colonel Sanders

[Ponty]

I'd like to chat with Heston and I'd like a StuRomseySaint chat with Ramsay.

[Smirking_Saint]

I like Heston, i like what he is doing ATM and think it is amazing, that said though, i can't really replicate anything he does in a restaurant etc.

 

As for following recipes at home and stuff, i quite like Jamie Oliver, Ramsey is ok, until he goes too far into completely up himself mode.

[Dog]

Your point being what, exactly?

 

My point being, his brother killed someone and got caught. Well he stabbed someone in the neck. And as for Gordie, he grew up on a large council estate, and yet he always makes out he is from Stratford-upon-Avon which is 20 miles from where he was born and bread. I don't have a problem with Gordie, but why make out he is something he wasn't.

I do hope that sorts out your question, mrs do gooder?

[saint_stevo]

Heston is a total mongtard.

 

"i could cook this in an oven, but instead i am going to cram it up a Cow's ass, leave it there for a week, then dip it in Hydroglicerate Nurocetamol"

[sunrise]

Hugh Fearnley-eat-it-all but I can't forget the best of them all - The late, great Keith Floyd. I reckon we should have a cooking/recipes sub forum on here for the weird and wonderful concotions that some of must create.

[bridge too far]

My point being, his brother killed someone and got caught. Well he stabbed someone in the neck. And as for Gordie, he grew up on a large council estate, and yet he always makes out he is from Stratford-upon-Avon which is 20 miles from where he was born and bread. I don't have a problem with Gordie, but why make out he is something he wasn't.

I do hope that sorts out your question, mrs do gooder?

 

My point being that it doesn't matter a badger's armpit what his brother has done. Ramsay should be judged solely on what HE has done.

 

Oh and it's 'bred' - not bread, even though we're talking about food.

[Dog]

My point being that it doesn't matter a badger's armpit what his brother has done. Ramsay should be judged solely on what HE has done.

 

Oh and it's 'bred' - not bread, even though we're talking about food.

 

 

That was a joke:rolleyes:

[bridge too far]

That was a joke:rolleyes:

 

Of course it was

[buctootim]

Heston is a total mongtard.

 

"i could cook this in an oven, but instead i am going to cram it up a Cow's ass, leave it there for a week, then dip it in Hydroglicerate Nurocetamol"

 

Yep he could cook up a nice lasagne in an oven and be like 10,000 other restaurants and chefs in the country. Or he could do something which no-one else on the planet is doing, apart from the bloke at el Bulli, and come up with something genuinely new. Seriously you should try his restaurant -its amazing for a one off experience.

[Shroppie]

Rick Stein.

 

Met him in his seafood restaurant in Padstow and he took time to join us at our table and sign the menu.

 

I took a cookery course the next day and he dropped in and took a genuine interest in what was going on. Half remembered me but apologised that he'd "been p!ssed" the night before!

 

Came across as a genuine pleasant guy.

[Smirking_Saint]

My point being that it doesn't matter a badger's armpit what his brother has done. Ramsay should be judged solely on what HE has done.

 

Oh and it's 'bred' - not bread, even though we're talking about food.

 

[Andy_Porter]

Hugh Fearnely-Whittingstall is quality, Jamie Oliver is a bit of a don as well.

[dubai_phil]

Gordon Ramsey. The food in his restaurant here is fantastic. But he is a real bloke and also (cue story again - slitting of wrists on the forum)

 

"My Hero".

 

I got an upgrade from cattle class to Biz on Emirates 5 years ago, bloke asks if I would swap the Aisle seat for the window - it was Ramsey. Sat next to him for 8 hours talking about Football, food, Dubai, the life here clubbing Emirates girls and stuff. Long talk about Saints he had a four letter name for Lowe that started with c and ended with *nt

 

I asked if he was doing one of his gala dinners yep - he got me a table for my (ex) wife's 50th. 8 courses with wine, at the end he's going round the tables talking to guests, ex has no idea what's coming. He walks over & says "I hear it's someone's birthday give us a kiss and promptly snogs her, looks up and says "Where we going clubbing Phil?" Oh the wife's face was a picture, but she duly dropped me off at the club.

 

I get the the club, 4 best mates giving me cr@p for being late "Sorry I was out with a Celeb" yeah yeah Bulls*t

 

He walks in comes over and clocks the lads and says "Wow Phil you were right let's get a drink and then get laid" puts his arm round my shoulders walks me to the bar orders me a drink and says - "That wasn't over the top or anything was it?".. I'm just rofl'ing and the mates are standing there with chins on chests and one had dropped his drink.

 

Priceless.

 

He's a bloke who made it in a tough world has over extended himself these days but I'd watch him telling some loser how the world works over one of those luvvies like James from Saturday Kitchen..

 

Oh I also love the Hairy Bikers

Merrilees Parker works for me for some reason

& had a great meal at Jun Tanaka's restaurant

[Turkish]

James Martin and the tall skinny bald one on something for the weekend, the rest of them are ****s.

[Barry the Badger]

I've been to Hugh Fearnely-Whittingstalls River Cottage Canteen in Axeminster and the food was bloody lovely.

 

Also think Heston is mental but a total genius.

[Mmm Donuts]

Rick Stein

Anthiny Bourdain makes a good tv show

[Durleyfos]

James Martin on Saturday Kitchen is good.

 

I like Jamie as well.

[bridge too far]

I think James Martin is lovely to look at

 

I like Nigel Slater and Sophie Dahl - their food just looks so good.

[Jillyanne]

I think James Martin is lovely to look at

 

I like Nigel Slater and Sophie Dahl - their food just looks so good.

 

James Martin is a nice guy also, met him on Ocean Village and he bought myself and a few others a round of drinks.

[Colinjb]

Heston for me.

 

Not just for his experimental stuff. The hestonised Little Chef on the A14 at Kettering is now a weekly highlight for me. The food is outstanding.