Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 (edited) Whats your record guys? Mine is once, when i was about 14 at school. I could compare my love life to being a boxer, couple of minor defeats as an amateur (ie school boy) which you learn from but when i turned pro have a proud undefeated record including a few KO's. How about you guys? Edited 5 July, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 Whats your record guys? Mine is once, when i was about 14 at school. I could compare my love life to being a boxer, couple of minor defeats as an amateur (ie school boy) which you learn from but when i turned pro have a proud undefeated record including a few KO's. How about you guys? The 2 this week don't actually count anyway, one of them I was just using and never had any intention of doing any more than poking whilst I was waiting for the one with the boyfriend to finish with him. The one with the boyfriend might well have agreed to terminate our contract ( by mutual consent ), but she has come crawling back and asking to stay tonight. So in my mind, I am still undefeated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 5 July, 2010 (edited) The 2 this week don't actually count anyway, one of them I was just using and never had any intention of doing any more than poking whilst I was waiting for the one with the boyfriend to finish with him. The one with the boyfriend might well have agreed to terminate our contract ( by mutual consent ), but she has come crawling back and asking to stay tonight. So in my mind, I am still undefeated. WOuld this be the one you had planned to move in with and adopt her kids? Oh and being "dumped" by your own admission earlier today, is not mutual consent. Edited 5 July, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 WOuld this be the one you had planned to move in with and adopt her kids? Oh and being "dumped" by your own admission earlier today, is not mutual consent. It's how I deal with things, and anyway, she is firmly back as my feet on her knees, after realising that she made a terrible mistake ( by mutual consent ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 5 July, 2010 (edited) It's how I deal with things, and anyway, she is firmly back as my feet on her knees, after realising that she made a terrible mistake ( by mutual consent ) What? Complete denial of reality? and She made a terrbile mistake after agreeing with you that after 2 days your relationship had run its course? DUmped Twice in three days Dumped twice in three d-a-y-s Fat useless **** Stu He got dumped twice in three days.... Edited 5 July, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essruu Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 - There are no women infidels that do not love StuTubbySaint. Never. - My feelings as usual - all women love his athletic body. - Their casualties and bodies are many. - By God, I think this is rather very unlikely. This is merely a prattle that women find him repulsive. They are laughing with him, not at him. The fact is that as soon as they see Tubby, they besiege him and he will slaughter their holes....Wherever they go they will find themselves longing for him." - He poked two women this weekend. God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, those women who have skate boyfriends and live on council estates have thrown themselves at this Love God and can't get enough of his 12" penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 It's never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 5 July, 2010 - There are no women infidels that do not love StuTubbySaint. Never. - My feelings as usual - all women love his athletic body. - Their casualties and bodies are many. - By God, I think this is rather very unlikely. This is merely a prattle that women find him repulsive. They are laughing with him, not at him. The fact is that as soon as they see Tubby, they besiege him and he will slaughter their holes....Wherever they go they will find themselves longing for him." - He poked two women this weekend. God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, those women who have skate boyfriends and live on council estates have thrown themselves at this Love God and can't get enough of his 12" penis. :lol: Pay your fiver and join up to tight ****er!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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