Dave Benson Phillips Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Who on here would like a Blind Date with Georgina? 25 and from Hamble, the hockey playing blonde is a season ticket holder in the Northam and can explain the offside rule in detail. She drives a bit of a boy-racer car and works in Fareham ( don't let that put you off ) She is a homeowner but is currently renting it out and looking for the love of her life to move into their lovenest together. So, can we have some nominations please? If you would like to be a contestant then put your name below.
saint_stevo Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 25, Hedge End. Moderately crippled. Hideously sunburnt. Own a flat.
Dog Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Does she mind married men? 6' 9" tall Dark hair Green eyes Size 4 shoe Waist 28" Leg 44" Chest 48"
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Does she mind married men? 6' 9" tall Dark hair Green eyes Size 4 shoe Waist 28" Leg 44" Chest 48" Your feet aren't big enough to hold your body up, its a wonder you dont topple over.
Dog Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Your feet aren't big enough to hold your body up, its a wonder you dont topple over. I do on a regular basis.
Dog Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Does Georgina look like any of these two beauties? http://www.barnorama.com/self-shot-fail/
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Does Georgina look like any of these two beauties? http://www.barnorama.com/self-shot-fail/ no, but they both seem more intelligent.
saint_stevo Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 doesn't look like georgie knows too much about this?!
Thedelldays Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 ok..I can arrange to go on a course at HMS Collingwood in Fareham...then let her take me out... sounds fair
Georgie Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 no, but they both seem more intelligent. And why am I not intelligent?
saint_stevo Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/food take ya pick love
Pete The Dragon Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 ok..I can arrange to go on a course at HMS Collingwood in Fareham...then let her take me out... sounds fair I'm sure your in with a shout if your a fat loser as she seems to like them, lol.
Georgie Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 What Pete said. Well I am intelligent, despite what you think!
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/food take ya pick love Steveo, just a thought mate, if you sign up for retaileyes, they do mystery shoppers for wetherspoons so you can even claim the cost of your meal back.
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Well I am intelligent, despite what you think! It doesn't really matter Georgie, provided a woman can cook, clean, looks pretty and puts out on demand they only thing that matters that is between their ears is my **** when its in their mouth.
Georgie Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 It doesn't really matter Georgie, provided a woman can cook, clean, looks pretty and puts out on demand they only thing that matters that is between their ears is my **** when its in their mouth. Are you single? I can see why!
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Are you single? I can see why! You hope i am!! I'll leave you and Stevo to it for now though. Judging by your standards of Stu then i am way out for your league
Thedelldays Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 georgie...stop PMing me....its not fair on the others..
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 5 July, 2010 Author Posted 5 July, 2010 georgie...stop PMing me....its not fair on the others.. Georgie would not touch you with a bargepole. FACT
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 look at you all creaming yourselves over a fairly decent looking bird, You act like you've never had a decent looking bird before
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Georgie would not touch you with a bargepole. FACT She'd only touch you once going by the last 4 days activities.
saint_stevo Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 look at you all creaming yourselves over a fairly decent looking bird, You act like you've never had a decent looking bird before i ONLY do good looking birds
Patrick Bateman Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 look at you all creaming yourselves over a fairly decent looking bird, You act like you've never had a decent looking bird before It is quite amusing - and yes she is decent looking, carry on grovelling fellas, it's funny ...
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 i ONLY do good looking birds That why you've been pretty lonely then ?
saint_stevo Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 That why you've been pretty lonely then ? i've not done badly. Could be worse, i could be getting married
saint_stevo Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 When did this place turn into UKChat circa 1999? It's the Turkish and Stuey forum these days
saint_stevo Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 i am probably out, the hot weather and married women at the weekend mean i require some vinegar and possibly some Duo
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 (edited) It's the Turkish and Stuey forum these days I dont know about that, our John Prescott gutalike seems to have disapeared since his real love life became apparant. Maybe he is hanging from a tree somewhere due to this forum, TSF has blood on it hands. Edited 5 July, 2010 by Turkish
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 i've not done badly. Could be worse, i could be getting married Meh, after a career of attractive women and satisfied ones at that i am pretty happy to settle down with the best of the bunch mate. It gets pretty difficult turning the women away after a while
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Meh, after a career of attractive women and satisfied ones at that i am pretty happy to settle down with the best of the bunch mate. It gets pretty difficult turning the women away after a while were the attractive women not satisfied then?
saint_stevo Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 where the attractive women not satisfied then? it is doubtful.
Smirking_Saint Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 (edited) were the attractive women not satisfied then? Dunno, but they kept coming back, even after getting new boyfriends. All that said, i was satisfied, which as a bloke is all that matters.... no ? Edited 5 July, 2010 by Smirking_Saint
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 5 July, 2010 Author Posted 5 July, 2010 You're not dead then? No, I was busy having a nice drink with the girl with the ex-boyfriend.
SuperMikey Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 Christ, this is actually getting a bit pathetic now. Hate to sound misogynistic, but Georgie, will you kindly f*ck one of; a) Dave Benson Phillips/ StuRomseySaint b) Turkish c) Thedelldays d) saint_stevo e) Smirking_Saint f) Ponty (not because he's flirting, just because he could probably do with getting laid)
Ponty Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 I'm happily attached, but thanks for thinking of me, SM.
SuperMikey Posted 5 July, 2010 Posted 5 July, 2010 I've not even met you face to face yet Ponty baby, talking about that already is a bit rash...
saint lard Posted 6 July, 2010 Posted 6 July, 2010 Don't be fooled by my username Georgie, i am an adonis.
Turkish Posted 6 July, 2010 Posted 6 July, 2010 Christ, this is actually getting a bit pathetic now. Hate to sound misogynistic, but Georgie, will you kindly f*ck one of; a) Dave Benson Phillips/ StuRomseySaint b) Turkish c) Thedelldays d) saint_stevo e) Smirking_Saint f) Ponty (not because he's flirting, just because he could probably do with getting laid) I am ruling myself out, i know she wants me but she'd be a challange for the others.
saint_stevo Posted 6 July, 2010 Posted 6 July, 2010 i am out too, found out she shares a name with a prison
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