Turkish Posted 3 July, 2010 Share Posted 3 July, 2010 (edited) If you were seeing a bird and had discussed moving in together, adopting her kids and going back on all your priciples of taking a child to footall as well as generally planing the rest of your life with a bird you had only know briefly. What would you think if you were dumped by text only two days after spending your first night together? Discuss. Edited 3 July, 2010 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgiesaint Posted 3 July, 2010 Share Posted 3 July, 2010 At least I got a ****???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 3 July, 2010 Share Posted 3 July, 2010 I'd assume that my gut feeling that I should've at least had a gentleman's wash was correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 3 July, 2010 Share Posted 3 July, 2010 Thank f*ck the bird with the boyfriend finished with him within a few hours of the said 'text dumping' from the skate. GAME ON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 3 July, 2010 Thank f*ck the bird with the boyfriend finished with him within a few hours of the said 'text dumping' from the skate. GAME ON! I thought you were going to a family party with bird who has just finished with boyfriend? Why are you online you sad ****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 3 July, 2010 Share Posted 3 July, 2010 If you were seeing a bird and had discussed moving in together, adopting her kids and going back on all your priciples of taking a child to footall as well as generally planing the rest of your life with a bird you had only know briefly. What would you think if you were dumped by text only two days after spending your first night together? Discuss. Sounds like a Jeremy Kyle episode to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 3 July, 2010 Share Posted 3 July, 2010 Sounds like a Jeremy Kyle episode to me. They have this show on over here and I watched 2 episodes, IF I was a UK taxpayer and having to pay for those retar-ed scumbags on it I would be :x:x However as I don't pay for them :lol: One more thing not all of them are from portsmouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 3 July, 2010 They have this show on over here and I watched 2 episodes, IF I was a UK taxpayer and having to pay for those retar-ed scumbags on it I would be :x:x However as I don't pay for them :lol: One more thing not all of them are from portsmouth I think Stu should go on there, he is a ideal fit for an episode. It'd be great telly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 3 July, 2010 Share Posted 3 July, 2010 ITV isn't paid by taxes, Jeremy Kyle is on ITV. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 4 July, 2010 Share Posted 4 July, 2010 ITV isn't paid by taxes, Jeremy Kyle is on ITV. HTH Yes indeed it is, but I meant that I don't pay for their benefits and dole money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 4 July, 2010 Share Posted 4 July, 2010 I've got a song for that (to the Papa Waigo / Bradley Wright Philips Chant) He got dumped by a skate Got dumped by a sk-a-a-te Dave Benson Philips He got dumped by a skate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 4 July, 2010 Share Posted 4 July, 2010 Dumped twice in 3 days. My collection of birds is going down to zero. The latest one was especially amusing. Think I will just stick to hookers from now on. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 Dumped twice in 3 days. My collection of birds is going down to zero. The latest one was especially amusing. Think I will just stick to hookers from now on. :-) Go back to the tubbies, at least you'll be doing a part of the community a favour. Grims are always grateful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 5 July, 2010 I've got a song for that (to the Papa Waigo / Bradley Wright Philips Chant) He got dumped by a skate Got dumped by a sk-a-a-te Dave Benson Philips He got dumped by a skate Dumped twice in three days Got dumped twice in three d-a-ys Fat useless **** Stu He got dumped twice in three days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 Dumped twice in three days Got dumped twice in three d-a-ys Fat useless **** Stu He got dumped twice in three days To be fair, being dumped by a skate is far more embarassing. I would rather be dumped by 10 normal people compared to one skate. It say that she prefers inbred, web toed fish fiddlers...... I could never live with that shame. To be fair I would change my username in the hope that everyone would forget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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