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If you were seeing a bird and had discussed moving in together, adopting her kids and going back on all your priciples of taking a child to footall as well as generally planing the rest of your life with a bird you had only know briefly. What would you think if you were dumped by text only two days after spending your first night together?

 

Discuss.

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Thank f*ck the bird with the boyfriend finished with him within a few hours of the said 'text dumping' from the skate.

 

GAME ON!

 

I thought you were going to a family party with bird who has just finished with boyfriend? Why are you online you sad ****?

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If you were seeing a bird and had discussed moving in together, adopting her kids and going back on all your priciples of taking a child to footall as well as generally planing the rest of your life with a bird you had only know briefly. What would you think if you were dumped by text only two days after spending your first night together?

 

Discuss.

 

Sounds like a Jeremy Kyle episode to me.

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They have this show on over here and I watched 2 episodes,:blush:

 

IF I was a UK taxpayer and having to pay for those retar-ed scumbags on it I would be :x:x:x

 

However as I don't pay for them :lol::lol::lol:

 

 

One more thing not all of them are from portsmouth :eek:

 

I think Stu should go on there, he is a ideal fit for an episode. It'd be great telly.

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Dumped twice in 3 days. My collection of birds is going down to zero.

 

The latest one was especially amusing.

 

Think I will just stick to hookers from now on. :-)

 

Go back to the tubbies, at least you'll be doing a part of the community a favour.

 

Grims are always grateful :scared:

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I've got a song for that (to the Papa Waigo / Bradley Wright Philips Chant)

 

He got dumped by a skate

Got dumped by a sk-a-a-te

Dave Benson Philips

He got dumped by a skate

 

Dumped twice in three days

Got dumped twice in three d-a-ys

Fat useless **** Stu

He got dumped twice in three days

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Dumped twice in three days

Got dumped twice in three d-a-ys

Fat useless **** Stu

He got dumped twice in three days

 

 

To be fair, being dumped by a skate is far more embarassing. I would rather be dumped by 10 normal people compared to one skate. It say that she prefers inbred, web toed fish fiddlers...... I could never live with that shame. To be fair I would change my username in the hope that everyone would forget.

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