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The guys working full time at our club are saying 'major changes are going to happen here.'

They are too scared to say anything else as they will lose there jobs.

 

So what do you think are the changes that are going to happen as I feel something big is brewing our way very soon and I can't wait.

 

Backroom staff changes?

Stadium news as they might of bought the gravel yard opposite?

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I've heard a rumour that the catering staff have switched from Flora to I can't believe its not Butter.

 

I don't believe it myself, but God help us if it is true.

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There's going to be a takeover of Pompey and merger of the two clubs. The new club will be known as Solent Saints FC and play its games at St Mary's. The Football League have agreed that the new club can take Pompey's place in the Championship.

 

OR...

 

They are going to redevelop the ground to increase its capacity to 50,000 and, following financial difficulties encountered by Plymouth Argyle, have agreed with the FA that St Marys can be used for the World Cup bid instead of Home Park.

 

OR...

 

They are preparing to announce the shock signing of a new German right-back from Bayern Munich. He goes by the name of Philipp Lahm.

 

OR...

 

They are preparing to announce more details of the development of the club's academy. It is going to be run as a joint operation with a number of other clubs across Europe including Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Inter Milan and Porto. Younger players from those clubs will train with Southampton and if by the age of 19 they have not made the transition into the senior teams of those clubs, Southampton will have the option to sign them for free.

 

OR...

 

Markus Liebherr's business operations will all be moving to Southampton when he completes the purchase of the nearby industrial complexes. This will include a factory producing diggers and other machinery, a sales storge depot for his products and the relocation of all of his offices to Southampton, including his own persoanl office moving to within St Marys.

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OR.....

 

Ulrich van Gobbel has been bought in to act as club liason officer between players and car showrooms to ensure that players are not getting ripped off by dealerships.

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The guys working full time at our club are saying 'major changes are going to happen here.'

They are too scared to say anything else as they will lose there jobs.

 

Without revealing details, do these guys know when these major change are due to happen? Within days? Weeks? Months?

 

Cheers

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Mr Cortese has decided to clear every decision with Dave Benson Phillips before implementation of same.

 

agree. Not sure what would happen to the club but this forum would be better!

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trouble is with a board, you would have to debate and find agreement - think that you may struggle with this, suggest you take unilateral control -then you don't need to find anyone to agree with you

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trouble is with a board, you would have to debate and find agreement - think that you may struggle with this, suggest you take unilateral control -then you don't need to find anyone to agree with you

 

If I was incharge it would be my way or the highway, simple as that.

 

My manifesto for success ( that's what I am going to call it, catchy eh? )

 

Women banned from football ( apart from staffing the concourses and serving the lads Balti Pies and Beer )

Children banned from football.

Students banned from football.

125th Anniversary Stone Island Kit

Season ticket installment plans re-introduced.

Stands named after Southampton legends. Matt Le Tissier Stand, Channon Stand, Terry Paine Stand and StuRomseySaint Stand

Posted
The guys working full time at our club are saying 'major changes are going to happen here.'

They are too scared to say anything else as they will lose there jobs.

 

So what do you think are the changes that are going to happen as I feel something big is brewing our way very soon and I can't wait.

 

Backroom staff changes?

Stadium news as they might of bought the gravel yard opposite?

 

Cortese has bought the Two Gasometers and is going to fill them with all the Hot Air generated on this Forum

 

We are to merge with Pompey and be renamed as Southmouth or Porthampton

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Without revealing details, do these guys know when these major change are due to happen? Within days? Weeks? Months?

 

Cheers

 

The word is soon.

 

It's crazy how people in the club are scared to gossip which suggests that Cortese will sack them at the drop of a hat.

I know for a fact it's exciting news.

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Could it be David Beckham to be the first DOF/player and that the Spice Girls will do the pre match entertainment at all home games..............................naked!

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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Could it be David Beckham to be the first DOF/player and that the Spice Girls will do the pre match entertainment at all home games..............................naked!

 

That should ensure that the concourses are full until after kick-off...x(

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The word is soon.

 

It's crazy how people in the club are scared to gossip which suggests that Cortese will sack them at the drop of a hat.

I know for a fact it's exciting news.

 

We've signed a current England player

 

 

Emile Heskey as cover for RL?

 

Our entry into the Swiss Premier League has been accepted and we're moving to Interlaken

 

More likely we've signed some global partnership deal for the Academy to link up with let's guess? - a Brazilian Club

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The word is soon.

 

It's crazy how people in the club are scared to gossip which suggests that Cortese will sack them at the drop of a hat.

I know for a fact it's exciting news.

 

But it is the best way of running a club in my opinion, NC has respect.

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Selling up and f*cking off ?

 

 

That would NOT be seen as good news by the majority IMHO

 

How come Dave BP says if he ( DBP ) was in charge it's his way or the highway

BUT when Mr Cortese runs Saints like that DBP hates it ???

 

 

.

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That would NOT be seen as good news by the majority IMHO

 

How come Dave BP says if he ( DBP ) was in charge it's his way or the highway

BUT when Mr Cortese runs Saints like that DBP hates it ???

.

 

 

Hypocrisy or envy ;)

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The word is soon.

 

Details of the away kit were going to be announced "within 2 weeks" (aka 'soon') according to the OS article that was subsequently deleted, and that was over three weeks ago.

 

If you were a guessing man, what would your interpretation of 'soon' be in terms of number of days? Guesstimate? One? Two?

 

Yours probingly,

Trousers

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That would NOT be seen as good news by the majority IMHO

 

How come Dave BP says if he ( DBP ) was in charge it's his way or the highway

BUT when Mr Cortese runs Saints like that DBP hates it ???

 

 

.

 

Because I know best, obviously. :-)

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At am I talking about... This became a cortese thread already.....

 

On topic, if it's exciting and positive then I wait with an excitable child like anticipation!!

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Could it be David Beckham to be the first DOF/player and that the Spice Girls will do the pre match entertainment at all home games..............................naked!

Gross, no thanks, and I wouldn't fancy seeing the Spice Girls naked either

 

I think it is more likely that Paul Allen is taking over the Club and that we will be signing Rudi Skacel.

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We realise we've made a terrible mistake releasing Lee Molyneux and are re-signing him on a five year contract?

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probably something like "beer tokens"

 

you buy them around the ground so it is quick and easy to get a beer in the ground...

 

You might be onto something there. When memberships are announced, you need to purchase one if you are not a season ticket holder and 'top up' your card to purchase goods at bars etc, no cash bars and smart card ticket booking system You phone up or go online for each game and it is added to your card to allow you entry for that game through automated turnstiles. ( Puts paid to all the 'defaulters' arguments for installment plans if this is the case as you can simply block entry with the touch of a button )

 

David Luker had the full blueprint for this system and quote a couple of years ago, and was something he wanted to introduce as there was a very quick payback in postage alone and administration costs of tickets are next to nothing ( lol @ booking fee if this is the case )

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The guys working full time at our club are saying 'major changes are going to happen here.'

They are too scared to say anything else as they will lose there jobs.

 

 

What are the part time stafff saying?

 

Off topic: Anyone else get a really annoying long delay after typing on this new 'improved' forum? I type then 3 minutes later the words appear.....bloody annoying

 

:badger: :badger: :badger:

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