Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 who we shall call for this excercise, Barry, has got a bit of a problem. His wife is a teacher and used to get home from work at 4.30 but since christmas a new male teacher has started who she has been giving a lift home too. Since March she has not been getting home until 6.30-7 and everytime he asks her why she has been getting home later she gets all moody with him and accuses him of not trusting her. He has caught her several times on the phone talking quitely and then when he walks in she hangs up and she is always texting and when he asks who, she says, 'no one'. A few weeks ago one of the other teachers uploaded a load of pictures to facebook of them on a night out, with wife and male teacher looking very close and friendly but she imediately detagged them and went mad at him for asking what they were about. Tonight she is apparantly going away on a two day teacher training course, although none of the other teachers at the school that he knows are going or know anything about it and she has also had to go away for over night courses in the last few months and her friend, who we will call, Julie, who teaches exactly the same subject as her has never been on any of these courses. Anyway, to get to the point, 'Barry' is worried his wife is getting her back door filled in by this new male teacher but asked my advice and what he should do. Do you lot think he has anything to worry about, or is he just being paranoid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 (edited) Haha... you are being done. Kick his head in, then kidney punch her. Edited 2 July, 2010 by Dave Benson Phillips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 For once, I agree with Stu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2010 Haha... you are being done. Kick his head in, then kidney punch her. The problem is 'Barry' is a bit of a pussy and not very hard, i reckon male teacher might give 'Barry' a hiding if he tries anything, to rub salt into the wounds he might even p*** on him while he is rolling around on the floor after being ironed out by the bloke that 'might' be ****ging his missus. Other than fighting what should he do? I advised him to wear a false moustache and glasses and follow her tonight to whereever she is going then if they are at it in the hotel, send a bottle of champagne to the room with a card saying 'have a nice evening, love 'Barry' ps Dont come home' What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I like that idea. You have been cheated on before Barry. I have never been cheated on. I think that's because I am so good in the sack, girls dont feel the need to look elsewhere. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 The problem is 'Barry' is a bit of a pussy and not very hard, i reckon male teacher might give 'Barry' a hiding if he tries anything, to rub salt into the wounds he might even p*** on him while he is rolling around on the floor after being ironed out by the bloke that 'might' be ****ging his missus. Other than fighting what should he do? I advised him to wear a false moustache and glasses and follow her tonight to whereever she is going then if they are at it in the hotel, send a bottle of champagne to the room with a card saying 'have a nice evening, love 'Barry' ps Dont come home' What do you think? Top idea - don't forget to p iss in the champers first though eh...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 dear barry you are being clearly taken for a mug that is all say you have to go away somewhere for a weekend...text her what she is doing etc..if she says she is at home..return (say sat night) unexpectedly and try and catch her out.. dirty slag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I like that idea. You have been cheated on before Barry. I have never been cheated on. I think that's because I am so good in the sack, girls dont feel the need to look elsewhere. :-) I think 'Barry' is just one of lifes losers, to be fair he should just be grateful he had a semi fit missus in the first place, it was only a matter of time before she cheated on him. Same could be said for you Stu, once they get behind the funny (not my opnion), fat guy facade and realise that there is little substance behind it, their vaginas will be getting filled by other knob quicker than a poker up a perverts arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I think Turkish and DBP are trying to become the next "Little and Large" They weren't exactly the best comedians either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I think Turkish and DBP are trying to become the next "Little and Large" They weren't exactly the best comedians either Obviously Stu is 'Large' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 Obviously Stu is 'Large' Someone likened Stu to Ben Turpin, star of the silent screen. Would that be right Stu/Dave/Rodney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2010 this is more like Stu... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 The problem is 'Barry' is a bit of a pussy and not very hard, i reckon male teacher might give 'Barry' a hiding if he tries anything, to rub salt into the wounds he might even p*** on him while he is rolling around on the floor after being ironed out by the bloke that 'might' be ****ging his missus. Other than fighting what should he do? I advised him to wear a false moustache and glasses and follow her tonight to whereever she is going then if they are at it in the hotel, send a bottle of champagne to the room with a card saying 'have a nice evening, love 'Barry' ps Dont come home' What do you think? Send up a whole years worth of papers to mark, that will distract them long enough for you to get in through a window and apply a driver round his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 steal her phone when she is in the shower and check the text messages. Barry is def getting played though.....def Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 Barry needs to do his homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I wouldn't really know what action to take to be fair, i am far too much of a man, far too funny and charming and far to stalionesqe in bed to have ever 'lost' a woman to someone else. That said, if Turkish doesn't realise he is getting played, he is a tool. The fake S_S' techinique could work, but you could also ask if she wanted to partake in some kinky sex games, tie her to the bed and then read her messages in front of her and watch her squirm ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2010 steal her phone when she is in the shower and check the text messages. Barry is def getting played though.....def apparantly she goes straight into the shower as soon as she gets in from work, 'Barry' wonders why she does that, he thinks it might be so she doesn't smell of the others guys spunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I wouldn't really know what action to take to be fair, i am far too much of a man, far too funny and charming and far to stalionesqe in bed to have ever 'lost' a woman to someone else. That said, if Turkish doesn't realise he is getting played, he is a tool. The fake S_S' techinique could work, but you could also ask if she wanted to partake in some kinky sex games, tie her to the bed and then read her messages in front of her and watch her squirm ?? i am teh real s_s Has Barry nailed it recently? If not, then he should be worried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2010 i am teh real s_s Has Barry nailed it recently? If not, then he should be worried 'Barry' told me they have not had sex since March. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 'Barry' told me they have not had sex since March. MARCH ???? F*cking hell, if i was Barry i would have been searching for a new port myself FFS, whats Julie up to ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2010 MARCH ???? F*cking hell, if i was Barry i would have been searching for a new port myself FFS, whats Julie up to ? By coincidence this is when she started being 2 hours late getting in from work every night after giving new male teacher a lift home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 By coincidence this is when she started being 2 hours late getting in from work every night after giving new male teacher a lift home. Who's house is it and how long have you lived their ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 Tip off the kids at their school - the p1ss taking should make them run for cover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 Barry should straight out confront the ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 The problem is 'Barry' is a bit of a pussy and not very hard, i reckon male teacher might give 'Barry' a hiding if he tries anything, to rub salt into the wounds he might even p*** on him while he is rolling around on the floor after being ironed out by the bloke that 'might' be ****ging his missus. Other than fighting what should he do? I advised him to wear a false moustache and glasses and follow her tonight to whereever she is going then if they are at it in the hotel, send a bottle of champagne to the room with a card saying 'have a nice evening, love 'Barry' ps Dont come home' What do you think? Well maybe Barry should take a couple of mates with him then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 Barry should steal her phone and change the teachers number to his own, then can stitch her up anyway he wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 Barry should steal her phone and change the teachers number to his own, then can stitch her up anyway he wants Brilliant idea! Steal her phone, change his number to yours, send her a provocative text and wait for the reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2010 Barry should steal her phone and change the teachers number to his own, then can stitch her up anyway he wants I like that, i am going to suggest this to Barry and see what comes of it, although no one is allowed anywhere near her phone, he says she jumps on it even if she goes to the kitchen and leaves it on the sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tickle Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 This story is quite similar to a dilemma one of my friends is currently going through. For the exercise I shall call him Harry. He is a school teacher who has just started at a new school. He started flirting with a very fit married teacher who was getting no front or rear door action from her useless streak of p iss weedy husband. Initially it started with innocent flirting in the staff room. The heat turned up when they exchanged mobile numbers and started sending a few suggestive text messages. This has now turned to full scale S & M sessions in the back of her car on the way home from school. Anyway after booking a number of dirty weekends away and telling people they have been on ‘training courses’ he is due to take her away again for another drugged fuelled weekend of filth. His dilemma is...... Should he go for a Premier Travel Lodge or Holiday Inn express? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I like that, i am going to suggest this to Barry and see what comes of it, although no one is allowed anywhere near her phone, he says she jumps on it even if she goes to the kitchen and leaves it on the sofa. She must sleep sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 this story is quite similar to a dilemma one of my friends is currently going through. For the exercise i shall call him harry. He is a school teacher who has just started at a new school. He started flirting with a very fit married teacher who was getting no front or rear door action from her useless streak of p iss weedy husband. Initially it started with innocent flirting in the staff room. The heat turned up when they exchanged mobile numbers and started sending a few suggestive text messages. This has now turned to full scale s & m sessions in the back of her car on the way home from school. Anyway after booking a number of dirty weekends away and telling people they have been on ‘training courses’ he is due to take her away again for another drugged fuelled weekend of filth. His dilemma is...... Should he go for a premier travel lodge or holiday inn express? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2010 This story is quite similar to a dilemma one of my friends is currently going through. For the exercise I shall call him Harry. He is a school teacher who has just started at a new school. He started flirting with a very fit married teacher who was getting no front or rear door action from her useless streak of p iss weedy husband. Initially it started with innocent flirting in the staff room. The heat turned up when they exchanged mobile numbers and started sending a few suggestive text messages. This has now turned to full scale S & M sessions in the back of her car on the way home from school. Anyway after booking a number of dirty weekends away and telling people they have been on ‘training courses’ he is due to take her away again for another drugged fuelled weekend of filth. His dilemma is...... Should he go for a Premier Travel Lodge or Holiday Inn express? That is very similar, but for the bird 'Harry' is knobbing being very fit and 'Barrys' wife only being fairly fit i might think 'Harry' was the one nailing 'Barrys' wife. Had 'Barrys' wife been very fit and need some back and front door action i'd have done the honours myself, its always better coming from friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OttawaSaint Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 Barry could have a lot of fun with this. Clearly she is not all that bright having failed to cover her tracks very well. I would suggest some spying followed by a few cunning schemes to totally destroy her, set her/them up big time for some humiliation. I would also recommend he start moving his financial assets bit by bit to his own account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I like that, i am going to suggest this to Barry and see what comes of it, although no one is allowed anywhere near her phone, he says she jumps on it even if she goes to the kitchen and leaves it on the sofa. If it works, barry can send me the spare bottle of champagne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I think that Barry is not interested in women but really likes the geography teacher she works with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 'Barry' should take a cue from South Park and let a rather filthy diseased whore use mrs Barry's toothbrush/personal bathroom items. Once she has correctly diseased the item mrs Barry will then either a) Pass the disease onto the teacher, proving the affair and allowing maximum shame, or b) Suffer herself, but Barry will not have the disease, so how on earth did she get it!? Bary can accuse of an affair anyway and walk off into the sunset. Either way, the door is open for Barry to walk away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 2 July, 2010 thanks for all your words of advice, i'll report back on 'barrys' weekend findings. Last time i spoke to him he was going down to the school to wait outside the gates and check what time she leaves, if this guy is with her then he knows something is going on as 'julie' is not attending this course and he has asked her to find out who else is going on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I thought it was spelt "Barrie". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 I thought it was spelt "Barrie". Like Crouchie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 2 July, 2010 Share Posted 2 July, 2010 Like Crouchie? Not especially, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 5 July, 2010 Author Share Posted 5 July, 2010 It would seem 'Barry' was right to be suspicious, she returned last night all angry and flustered and when going through the washing this morning 'Barry' found some stained lingere which he had never seen before so he checked his wifes bag and in there were some condoms. He doesn't buy the excuse that 'it was her friends' what do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tickle Posted 5 July, 2010 Share Posted 5 July, 2010 Just a quick update on my mate Harry’s situation, he has just called me to say he opted for the Premier Travel lodge for his weekend away with the married female colleague he has been taking up the poo shoot. He opted for the Travel Lodge in the end due to the fair price and convenient check out service. Unfortunately it turned out to be the wrong choice! To cut a long story short prior to leaving for the Travel Lodge Harry’s Granny called him and asked if he wouldn’t mind doing a bag of laundry for her as her washing machine had just packed up. Harry’s granny had just returned from an over 65’s weekend in Eastbourne and was ****ged out. Of course my mate being a good bloke picked up his Granny’s laundry with the view of using the Travel Lodge laundry facilities thus not interrupting his planned weekend of filth. When he got to reception at the hotel he was informed by a member of the reception team due to staff shortages ‘House keeping’ would be unable to offer a personal laundry service for the weekend. Harry was not impressed by this as it would have meant he had to wash his Granny’s smalls himself when he returned home. Therefore Harry has decided in future he will use the Holiday Inn express. Saying that he had a bonus as the married, randy, dirty, nymphomaniac minx he is shafting offered to take it home with her and return it all cleaned and pressed on Monday morning at school. Get in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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