Going out with a skate

[Turkish]

It will be interesting to see the response of the boyfriend if he finds out...I know one thing, I certainly wouldn't like to go in there after SRS ;-)

 

How devestated would you be if you found out your bird was cheating on you with Romseys friendly buddah? I honestly dont think i could stand the shame, i'd probably go into exile for a few years. Imgaine what a state her incumbent must be though if she sees Stu as a trade up.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

How devestated would you be if you found out your bird was cheating on you with Romseys friendly buddah? I honestly dont think i could stand the shame, i'd probably go into exile for a few years. Imgaine what a state her incumbent must be though if she sees Stu as a trade up.

 

Can you confirm for the audience she is quite fit too?

 

I am sure you said something along the lines of " fakkin ell Stu, how the fook did you manage to get that "

[OldNick]

F*cking hell. The skate just dumped me by text!!!

 

I got dumped by a skate!!!

 

Somebody shoot me!!!

 

:-(

 

it would be a waste of a bullet. When the boyfriend of the other tart finds out, he will mash you up.

[Turkish]

Can you confirm for the audience she is quite fit too?

 

I am sure you said something along the lines of " fakkin ell Stu, how the fook did you manage to get that "

 

Shouldn't you be ****ging? I thought this other bird was coming round? Or do you mean she was uploading some more pictures onto facebook for you to w*nk over?

 

Yes, i will confirm she is quite fit, the pictures he showed me were relatively impressive, given what Stu looks like. Although she has a horrendous pair of shorts on, so at least their standard of dress and style are on a par.

[ericofarabia]

The skate was Thursday night, last night and tonight is the bird with the boyfriend.

 

Oooops I really should pay more attention you little (lol) stud muffin ....... as you used to say ...."you wish you were me"

[Dave Benson Phillips]

Back with the skate. The one with the boyfriend got boring after she had finished with him and the chase was over.

 

Although I have another problem now... I am kind of official with this bird, but another bird has text me ( a long-term friend with benefits ) asking me to move in with her as her housemate is moving out. Now she is just a friend, but does put out alot, now obviously with this new skate bird, it's probably not the done thing to move in with another girl.

 

Skate or regular secks and a bird to watch shower.

 

That is the question.

[Turkish]

Back with the skate. The one with the boyfriend got boring after she had finished with him and the chase was over.

 

Although I have another problem now... I am kind of official with this bird, but another bird has text me ( a long-term friend with benefits ) asking me to move in with her as her housemate is moving out. Now she is just a friend, but does put out alot, now obviously with this new skate bird, it's probably not the done thing to move in with another girl.

 

Skate or regular secks and a bird to watch shower.

 

That is the question.

 

You mean, one with boyfriend dumped you again? Anyway dont worry fatty, move in with bird will only put out once for you anyway, no dilema.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

You mean, one with boyfriend dumped you again? Anyway dont worry fatty, move in with bird will only put out once for you anyway, no dilema.

 

The bird with the offer of moving in has been putting out for me for 15 years thankyou very much.

 

And no, this time I finished with the bird with the boyfriend.

[Turkish]

The bird with the offer of moving in has been putting out for me for 15 years thankyou very much.

 

And no, this time I finished with the bird with the boyfriend.

 

She must be horrific, that bad that she cant get any better than you.

[RedArmy]

So you been dumped by a skate, which is pretty much the lowest of the low......but instead of telling her to do one, you've gone back to her again?

 

M.U.G

[Turkish]

So you been dumped by a skate, which is pretty much the lowest of the low......but instead of telling her to do one, you've gone back to her again?

 

M.U.G

 

There is pattern forming, dumped by bird with boyfriend, begged for her back, now mysteriously split again, now the skate who dumped him is back on the scene. MUG, sums it up.

[Dave Benson Phillips]

Further developments happened last night.

 

She text me asking me where I was.

 

I text back saying at the pub.

 

She text back saying " Ohhhh Happy Shantings "

 

Is this reason enough to finish with her?

[Turkish]

Further developments happened last night.

 

She text me asking me where I was.

 

I text back saying at the pub.

 

She text back saying " Ohhhh Happy Shantings "

 

Is this reason enough to finish with her?

 

No but warn her, something like 'you ever talk to me in that muggy c*** speak again, i'll open you up like a tin of beans, you hear me, s*it c*nt"

[Saint in Paradise]

What on Earth does "Happy Shantings" mean:?

[Dark Munster]

I've been living with a skate for 10 years now.

 

This will shock you, but he's actually intelligent but, like most skates, he's very blinkered about PFC in spite of my persistent efforts to educate him in the finer points of football finance.

 

Matches between us and them necessitated the building of a temporary cushion structure in the sitting room (our very own Berlin wall) but the banter is always good.

I trust you are making him read THE thread on the Lounge forum every day?