Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Seeing as this is turning into a bit of a relationship forum. Would you go out with someone from P*rtsmouth? Namely Fratton? I used to be of the opinion they all should die, but at 30, maybe it's time i chilled a bit?
Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Seeing as this is turning into a bit of a relationship forum. Would you go out with someone from P*rtsmouth? Namely Fratton? I used to be of the opinion they all should die, but at 30, maybe it's time i chilled a bit? You really have changed, the other week it was 'i would never do that, never go to portsmouth unless forced to blah blah...' haha
bridge too far Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 I've been living with a skate for 10 years now. This will shock you, but he's actually intelligent but, like most skates, he's very blinkered about PFC in spite of my persistent efforts to educate him in the finer points of football finance. Matches between us and them necessitated the building of a temporary cushion structure in the sitting room (our very own Berlin wall) but the banter is always good.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Posted 30 June, 2010 See with this bird, it's been nothing more than mates, but she suggested maybe it should be a bit more. I immediately sat down with her and discussed a few points. We negotiated that we could move to the Locks Heath area ( SO postcode ) but she wouldn't move to Southampton. We also discussed my role as potential step-father to her 5 year old son. After lengthy negotations we agreed that he would be banned from wearing any P*rtsmouth FC merchandise in my company, especially in public, and I was free to take him to St Marys in the hope of converting him to a Saint. Negotiations are still ongoing, but a promising start.
Smirking_Saint Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 See with this bird, it's been nothing more than mates, but she suggested maybe it should be a bit more. I immediately sat down with her and discussed a few points. We negotiated that we could move to the Locks Heath area ( SO postcode ) but she wouldn't move to Southampton. We also discussed my role as potential step-father to her 5 year old son. After lengthy negotations we agreed that he would be banned from wearing any P*rtsmouth FC merchandise in my company, especially in public, and I was free to take him to St Marys in the hope of converting him to a Saint. Negotiations are still ongoing, but a promising start. HOLY F*CK I would find it hard to stay in a relationship with a Skate TBF, especially if anyone found out. A few sly ones up the wrong un isn't an issue.
rocknrollman no2 Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Its ok to go out with a Skate woman as long as she doesnt have a brother.lol.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 I've been living with a skate for 10 years now. This will shock you, but he's actually intelligent but, like most skates, he's very blinkered about PFC in spite of my persistent efforts to educate him in the finer points of football finance. Matches between us and them necessitated the building of a temporary cushion structure in the sitting room (our very own Berlin wall) but the banter is always good. Don't ever let him have the last word. Oh!
CB Saint Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 You really have changed, the other week it was 'i would never do that, never go to portsmouth unless forced to blah blah...' haha This has seemd to have changed to 'i would never do that, never go to portsmouth unless I get my end away"
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 I might rule 1 her and then you can make your own minds up. I don't think there is much chance of her coming on here.
miserableoldgit Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 My daughter very recently married a Skate on the Isle of Wight. Needless to say, the Father of the Bride speech was littered with "jokey" anti-Skate remarks which went down well with 50% of the people there! The reception was followed by a 20 a side Saints v Skates football match in the grounds of the hall (everyone still in their wedding attire!) which Saints won 10 - 7 although in true Skate style they claimed that they actually won by the same score!!
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 See with this bird, it's been nothing more than mates, but she suggested maybe it should be a bit more. I immediately sat down with her and discussed a few points. We negotiated that we could move to the Locks Heath area ( SO postcode ) but she wouldn't move to Southampton. We also discussed my role as potential step-father to her 5 year old son. After lengthy negotations we agreed that he would be banned from wearing any P*rtsmouth FC merchandise in my company, especially in public, and I was free to take him to St Marys in the hope of converting him to a Saint. Negotiations are still ongoing, but a promising start. You are ****ing wierd. Talking about moving in together and adopting the girls kid when you aren't even 'courting' yet. Are you getting to that i'm 30 and left on the self paranoia, hence the reason you keep trying to convince everyone that all the girls love you?
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 You are ****ing wierd. Talking about moving in together and adopting the girls kid when you aren't even 'courting' yet. Are you getting to that i'm 30 and left on the self paranoia, hence the reason you keep trying to convince everyone that all the girls love you? Woah... hang on there Turkish. I thought it the right thing to do to write up some ground rules. Nothing wrong with that. There's no point discussing a relationship if the skate c*nt won't ever move out of P*rtsmouth is there? Having said that, she was put on the back burner anyway.
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Woah... hang on there Turkish. I thought it the right thing to do to write up some ground rules. Nothing wrong with that. There's no point discussing a relationship if the skate c*nt won't ever move out of P*rtsmouth is there? Having said that, she was put on the back burner anyway. Moving in? Adopting kids? That is not discussing realtionship behaviour, that is psycho, Fatal Attraction behaviour. If i started seeing a bird and they started talkinglike that before we'd even started courting they'd be down the road. Mind you, in your case, beggers cant be choosers.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 Moving in? Adopting kids? That is not discussing realtionship behaviour, that is psycho, Fatal Attraction behaviour. If i started seeing a bird and they started talkinglike that before we'd even started courting they'd be down the road. Mind you, in your case, beggers cant be choosers. I will give you some relationship advice later on facebook Turkish. ( btw I have an AWESOME photo to show you )
saint_bert Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 See with this bird, it's been nothing more than mates, but she suggested maybe it should be a bit more. I immediately sat down with her and discussed a few points. We negotiated that we could move to the Locks Heath area ( SO postcode ) but she wouldn't move to Southampton. We also discussed my role as potential step-father to her 5 year old son. After lengthy negotations we agreed that he would be banned from wearing any P*rtsmouth FC merchandise in my company, especially in public, and I was free to take him to St Marys in the hope of converting him to a Saint. Negotiations are still ongoing, but a promising start. Kids?!?! at football?
70's Mike Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 i married a skate, from Wymering the rough bit of Paulsgrove, she has 7 sisters, loads of cousins, nephews and nieces. family do's were ok until my 2 lads grew up( 22 and 15) and would try and wind up their cousins etc, now they are all skate bas*ards and we rarely get invited. good result because most of them are thick and follow the rule of living within a mile of each other.
Dog Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 See with this bird, it's been nothing more than mates, but she suggested maybe it should be a bit more. I immediately sat down with her and discussed a few points. We negotiated that we could move to the Locks Heath area ( SO postcode ) but she wouldn't move to Southampton. We also discussed my role as potential step-father to her 5 year old son. After lengthy negotations we agreed that he would be banned from wearing any P*rtsmouth FC merchandise in my company, especially in public, and I was free to take him to St Marys in the hope of converting him to a Saint. Negotiations are still ongoing, but a promising start. Is it her you are really after or the 5 year old kid?
hamster Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 My sister in law married a skate, they seem happy..considering.
saint_stevo Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 rule 1 on her. nail it for a while, then see what happens? Never really 'dated' a skate, but used to go to Southsea to chuck one up some lass a few years back. Not sure i could get into anything proper with a pompey slut
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 Not sure it was worth it to walk out to that this morning. F*cking disgusting.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 rule 1 on her. nail it for a while, then see what happens? Never really 'dated' a skate, but used to go to Southsea to chuck one up some lass a few years back. Not sure i could get into anything proper with a pompey slut Hasn't got many photos on facebook... I am not rule 1'ing the one with the boyfriend, that would be silly.
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 Is she a Umpa Lumpa? Her and Stu would get on just fine then, they tend to stick to their own
saint_stevo Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 probably would stu, but that probably doesn't say alot
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 probably would stu, but that probably doesn't say alot She looks better in the flesh to be fair. Bit of a unit though and would probably kick the f*ck out of me if I played up. ( Good job she doesn't know what I've got staying round my house tonight and tommorow then ) Word.
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 Hasn't got many photos on facebook... I am not rule 1'ing the one with the boyfriend, that would be silly. She seems to have a severe back problem, i would probably stop smashing the back out of it for a few days.
RedArmy Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 Stu "only even been to Portsmouth for football" Romsey, now you're nobbing a skate who lives in Fratton? Sell out.
saint_stevo Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 She looks better in the flesh to be fair. Bit of a unit though and would probably kick the f*ck out of me if I played up. ( Good job she doesn't know what I've got staying round my house tonight and tommorow then ) Word. Seeing as though you put that on a public forum....perhaps she will find out?
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 She looks better in the flesh to be fair. Bit of a unit though and would probably kick the f*ck out of me if I played up. ( Good job she doesn't know what I've got staying round my house tonight and tommorow then ) Word. Hogroast machine ?
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 Stu "only even been to Portsmouth for football" Romsey, now you're nobbing a skate who lives in Fratton? Sell out. Straight in and straight out. I must admit though, driving down North End Road ( or whatever it's called ) , I couldn't help get the urge to mow down some of the c*nts walking about.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 Hogroast machine ? I would rule 1, but it is very likely her boyfriend posts on here, and if not, his friends do. I hope he has fun on his weekend away... I know I will. :-)
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 I would rule 1, but it is very likely her boyfriend posts on here, and if not, his friends do. I hope he has fun on his weekend away... I know I will. :-) You nasty b*stard Unless he is a grade A c*nt
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 You nasty b*stard Unless he is a grade A c*nt He must be if she considers Stu to be trade up.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 You nasty b*stard Unless he is a grade A c*nt He is quite a nice lad apparantly. Don't know him though, so all's fair in love and war.
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 He is quite a nice lad apparantly. Don't know him though, so all's fair in love and war. You might want to remember that if he comes calling at 4am with a set of garden shears
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 You might want to remember that if he comes calling at 4am with a set of garden shears She has a deadline of Sunday night to finish with him. Until then I am going to ruin her all weekend, just incase she starts feeling guilty.
Smirking_Saint Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 She has a deadline of Sunday night to finish with him. Until then I am going to ruin her all weekend, just incase she starts feeling guilty. Make sure you come in the back of her hair, so she doesn't notice. Should go down well when her boyfriend gives her the welcome home embrace
Scummer Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 Seeing as though you put that on a public forum....perhaps she will find out? Stu ought to remember that some of us live in Portsmouth.........
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 Stu ought to remember that some of us live in Portsmouth......... It's ok, she doesn't have any friends ( less than 100 on Facebook )
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 It's ok, she doesn't have any friends ( less than 100 on Facebook ) Because obviously the benchmark for how popular you are is how many friends you have on facebook.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 Because obviously the benchmark for how popular you are is how many friends you have on facebook. I was being sarcastic you chump. I don't have too many on mine, I deleted all the no-marks etc from school about a year ago.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 3 July, 2010 Author Posted 3 July, 2010 F*cking hell. The skate just dumped me by text!!! I got dumped by a skate!!! Somebody shoot me!!! :-(
Golden Balls Posted 3 July, 2010 Posted 3 July, 2010 I'm currently into a year long relationship with someone who lived and grew up in a PO post code. Not actually Portsmouth but I still feel pretty wrong. She's a Liverpool fan though and lives in Southampton
Turkish Posted 3 July, 2010 Posted 3 July, 2010 F*cking hell. The skate just dumped me by text!!! I got dumped by a skate!!! Somebody shoot me!!! :-( Only two days after you had supposedly been up pounding her all night. Prehaps you are not so good in the sack afterall.
ericofarabia Posted 3 July, 2010 Posted 3 July, 2010 Only two days after you had supposedly been up pounding her all night. Prehaps you are not so good in the sack afterall. Wasn't it more like 2 hours after some Stuey Lovin Banging away at 5am , she goes to clean up and then dumps him .... LOL
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 3 July, 2010 Author Posted 3 July, 2010 Wasn't it more like 2 hours after some Stuey Lovin Banging away at 5am , she goes to clean up and then dumps him .... LOL The skate was Thursday night, last night and tonight is the bird with the boyfriend.
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 3 July, 2010 Posted 3 July, 2010 The skate was Thursday night, last night and tonight is the bird with the boyfriend. It will be interesting to see the response of the boyfriend if he finds out...I know one thing, I certainly wouldn't like to go in there after SRS ;-)
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