Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 hmmm, you really need to get a grip... Get a grip of what?!
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Posted 30 June, 2010 Get a grip of what?! Stop pandering to Stu. He is a fat ****.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Stop pandering to Stu. He is a fat ****. You keep on like this then I will delete you as a friend. And I am not fat, just slightly chunky, I have no wobbly bits. :-) xx
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Posted 30 June, 2010 You keep on like this then I will delete you as a friend. And I am not fat, just slightly chunky, I have no wobbly bits. :-) xx Okay tubby, i've got a fool proof chat up line which never fails regardless of how fit the woman is, how out of your league they may be. It always works, they are always putty in your hands and you can always get them in bed. It goes..... 'er excuse me love, can i ask your opinion on something please? Does this drink taste funny to you?'
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Okay tubby, i've got a fool proof chat up line which never fails regardless of how fit the woman is, how out of your league they may be. It always works, they are always putty in your hands and you can always get them in bed. It goes..... 'er excuse me love, can i ask your opinion on something please? Does this drink taste funny to you?' I don't need chat-up lines, women approach me wanting some Stuey ( I mean Davey ) loving.
Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 I don't need chat-up lines, women approach me wanting some Stuey ( I mean Davey ) loving. I don't know why!
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Posted 30 June, 2010 I don't need chat-up lines, women approach me wanting some Stuey ( I mean Davey ) loving. Are you sure they dont think you are bent and see you more as a hag fag?
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Posted 30 June, 2010 I'm not! You are. Trust, me you are prettier than that.
Georgie Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 You are. Trust, me you are prettier than that. Have you seen me?!
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Have you seen me?! Turkish likes to pretend he doesn't like me. But we are best friends in real life. I am going to be best man at his civil ceremony when he marrys Julian, his boyfriend. He is on my facebook.
Smirking_Saint Posted 30 June, 2010 Posted 30 June, 2010 Can't you three just have a spit roast and get over it ? Don't forget to high five in the middle before changing sides.
Turkish Posted 30 June, 2010 Author Posted 30 June, 2010 Have you seen me?! Look outside your bedroom window tonight, you'll see some rustling in the bushes, look closely and you'll see a figure dressed all in black with a balaclava on....
Jackie@home Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 I would like a man to take me to away games rather than play flaming golf!
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 I would like a man to take me to away games rather than play flaming golf! You shouldn't be at football, you should be at home cooking his tea for when he finishes golf.
Essruu Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 You are. Trust, me you are prettier than that. Is she the blonde one who Stuey has been sending those photos round of? The ones outside Wembley and with the pink blow up guitar etc? I hope it's not her, for her sake, because he was saying some vile things about her :-/ If it IS her, she must have some serious self-worth issues to fall for the ****** he spouts, lol.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Is she the blonde one who Stuey has been sending those photos round of? The ones outside Wembley and with the pink blow up guitar etc? I hope it's not her, for her sake, because he was saying some vile things about her :-/ If it IS her, she must have some serious self-worth issues to fall for the ****** he spouts, lol. Georgie, Essy has been going through your facebook profile. Pay no attention, he is jealous, I have it on good authority from Turkish that this is the case. :-)
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 Georgie, Essy has been going through your facebook profile. Pay no attention, he is jealous, I have it on good authority from Turkish that this is the case. :-) Dont try and use me to get out of what you have been saying about her. To be fair from the pictures you showed me she doesn't look the sort of girl that would do ATM, so i never believe you anyway.
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Georgie, Essy has been going through your facebook profile. Pay no attention, he is jealous, I have it on good authority from Turkish that this is the case. :-) How can he go through it, its on private. And i hate that photo of me in reflex with that pink guitar i really need to delete that!
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 How can he go through it, its on private. And i hate that photo of me in reflex with that pink guitar i really need to delete that! It's not on private.
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 It's not on private. Well no it wouldnt be for you, unless you have now deleted me!
Master Bates Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 ok here is most of them - No liars No cheats Over 5 foot 8 Drives Isnt stupid with money Makes me laugh Caring Wont mess me about Damn, I miss by one.
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 It's not on private. I told Essruu and Turkish your link and they looked through themselves, I think people who have a mutual friend (ie: me ) can look at your profile pictures.
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 How can he go through it, its on private. And i hate that photo of me in reflex with that pink guitar i really need to delete that! Yeah, you do look bloody awful in that photo to be fair.
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Yeah, you do look bloody awful in that photo to be fair. Yes I know, shocking isn't it. I was a bit drunk, could you tell? and it looks like i have a double chin!
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 I told Essruu and Turkish your link and they looked through themselves, I think people who have a mutual friend (ie: me ) can look at your profile pictures. Oh good there are some horrible photos on there!
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 Oh good there are some horrible photos on there! you're not wrong.
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 you're not wrong. can you see all of them?! and stop being horrible!
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 can you see all of them?! and stop being horrible! Well i dont know how many there are so i dont know if i can or not do i!!!
Smirking_Saint Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 would georgie get it? Good question Rule 1 i think, it's only fair seeing how public this little love in is
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 ask Stu. I may as well answer for him then, that would be a no!
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 Well i dont know how many there are so i dont know if i can or not do i!!! over 1000 unfortunately
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 I may as well answer for him then, that would be a no! THere you go again, pandering to him, get over it.
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 THere you go again, pandering to him, get over it. i am!
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 hmmmm, doesn't sound like it too me.... ah well i am, you can think what you like
Smirking_Saint Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 No rule 1 then ? Shame What next on the relationship thread front ?? Favourite positions ? Spit or Swallow ? Fisting or f*lching ?
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 ah well i am, you can think what you like glad to hear it, maybe you'll stop making refernce to it all the time then.
Georgie Posted 1 July, 2010 Posted 1 July, 2010 glad to hear it, maybe you'll stop making refernce to it all the time then. make reference to what?
Turkish Posted 1 July, 2010 Author Posted 1 July, 2010 make reference to what? being blown out by Stu!!!
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 Georgie, I am going to Rule 1 you. Simply because you linked to your facebook anyway, and you said you would like to find a nice guy. You might find someone on here, it almost worked for us... ;-) Ladies and Gentlemen, here is the lovely Georgie.
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 Georgie, I am going to Rule 1 you. Simply because you linked to your facebook anyway, and you said you would like to find a nice guy. You might find someone on here, it almost worked for us... ;-) Ladies and Gentlemen, here is the lovely Georgie. 7.15? Did you seriously log in as soon as you got up this morning? Put the picture up of her playing the pink guitar!
Dave Benson Phillips Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 7.15? Did you seriously log in as soon as you got up this morning? Put the picture up of her playing the pink guitar! I had to leave Fratton at 6am this morning so the skates little brat didn't catch me in bed with Mummy. I had an hour to kill before work. I can't upload from work.
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 I had to leave Fratton at 6am this morning so the skates little brat didn't catch me in bed with Mummy. I had an hour to kill before work. I can't upload from work. Well he is going to have to get used to it when you move in and adopt him, might as well get used to seeing your big fat arse between his mums thighs early on. Ssurely you ironed all this out in your pre realtionship negotiations?
Georgie Posted 2 July, 2010 Posted 2 July, 2010 7.15? Did you seriously log in as soon as you got up this morning? Put the picture up of her playing the pink guitar! you put that photo up, you are horrilble!!!!
Turkish Posted 2 July, 2010 Author Posted 2 July, 2010 you put that photo up, you are horrilble!!!! When i was FB stalking you earlier i noticed that that picture has gone, have you detagged it?
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