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You keep on like this then I will delete you as a friend. And I am not fat, just slightly chunky, I have no wobbly bits. :-) xx

 

Okay tubby, i've got a fool proof chat up line which never fails regardless of how fit the woman is, how out of your league they may be. It always works, they are always putty in your hands and you can always get them in bed. It goes.....

'er excuse me love, can i ask your opinion on something please? Does this drink taste funny to you?'

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Okay tubby, i've got a fool proof chat up line which never fails regardless of how fit the woman is, how out of your league they may be. It always works, they are always putty in your hands and you can always get them in bed. It goes.....

'er excuse me love, can i ask your opinion on something please? Does this drink taste funny to you?'

 

I don't need chat-up lines, women approach me wanting some Stuey ( I mean Davey ) loving.

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I don't need chat-up lines, women approach me wanting some Stuey ( I mean Davey ) loving.

 

Are you sure they dont think you are bent and see you more as a hag fag?

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Have you seen me?!

 

Look outside your bedroom window tonight, you'll see some rustling in the bushes, look closely and you'll see a figure dressed all in black with a balaclava on....

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I would like a man to take me to away games rather than play flaming golf!

 

You shouldn't be at football, you should be at home cooking his tea for when he finishes golf.

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You are. Trust, me you are prettier than that.

 

Is she the blonde one who Stuey has been sending those photos round of? The ones outside Wembley and with the pink blow up guitar etc? I hope it's not her, for her sake, because he was saying some vile things about her :-/ If it IS her, she must have some serious self-worth issues to fall for the ****** he spouts, lol.

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Is she the blonde one who Stuey has been sending those photos round of? The ones outside Wembley and with the pink blow up guitar etc? I hope it's not her, for her sake, because he was saying some vile things about her :-/ If it IS her, she must have some serious self-worth issues to fall for the ****** he spouts, lol.

 

Georgie, Essy has been going through your facebook profile. Pay no attention, he is jealous, I have it on good authority from Turkish that this is the case. :-)

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Georgie, Essy has been going through your facebook profile. Pay no attention, he is jealous, I have it on good authority from Turkish that this is the case. :-)

 

Dont try and use me to get out of what you have been saying about her. To be fair from the pictures you showed me she doesn't look the sort of girl that would do ATM, so i never believe you anyway.

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Georgie, Essy has been going through your facebook profile. Pay no attention, he is jealous, I have it on good authority from Turkish that this is the case. :-)

 

How can he go through it, its on private. And i hate that photo of me in reflex with that pink guitar i really need to delete that!

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How can he go through it, its on private. And i hate that photo of me in reflex with that pink guitar i really need to delete that!

 

Yeah, you do look bloody awful in that photo to be fair.

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Yeah, you do look bloody awful in that photo to be fair.

 

Yes I know, shocking isn't it. I was a bit drunk, could you tell? and it looks like i have a double chin! :(

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I told Essruu and Turkish your link and they looked through themselves, I think people who have a mutual friend (ie: me ) can look at your profile pictures.

 

Oh good there are some horrible photos on there!

Posted
can you see all of them?! and stop being horrible! ;)

 

Well i dont know how many there are so i dont know if i can or not do i!!!

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Georgie, I am going to Rule 1 you. Simply because you linked to your facebook anyway, and you said you would like to find a nice guy. You might find someone on here, it almost worked for us... ;-)

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, here is the lovely Georgie.

 

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Georgie, I am going to Rule 1 you. Simply because you linked to your facebook anyway, and you said you would like to find a nice guy. You might find someone on here, it almost worked for us... ;-)

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, here is the lovely Georgie.

 

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7.15? Did you seriously log in as soon as you got up this morning? Put the picture up of her playing the pink guitar!

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7.15? Did you seriously log in as soon as you got up this morning? Put the picture up of her playing the pink guitar!

 

I had to leave Fratton at 6am this morning so the skates little brat didn't catch me in bed with Mummy. I had an hour to kill before work. I can't upload from work.

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I had to leave Fratton at 6am this morning so the skates little brat didn't catch me in bed with Mummy. I had an hour to kill before work. I can't upload from work.

 

Well he is going to have to get used to it when you move in and adopt him, might as well get used to seeing your big fat arse between his mums thighs early on. Ssurely you ironed all this out in your pre realtionship negotiations?

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7.15? Did you seriously log in as soon as you got up this morning? Put the picture up of her playing the pink guitar!

 

you put that photo up, you are horrilble!!!!

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you put that photo up, you are horrilble!!!!

 

When i was FB stalking you earlier i noticed that that picture has gone, have you detagged it?

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